Alright, game begin!
*Presses Power Button*
WARNING: THESE SPOILERS CONTAIN OVER
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*Presses Start*

*Presses the R Button*

Oh yay, world's back story before the game begins.

Blah, blah, boring...

The final boss, perhaps?

Nothing...

Something!

Yes, the city we could have gone to right away but decided to see it from this mountain cliff.

Biggs and Wedge from StarWars!?

"I don't know, I don't know..."

Anyone else misread that as bitch at first?

CRAAAAAWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

"She's OUR bitch, now!"

"Yes, now lets climb down the mountain we didn't have to climb."

Time for the long, boring credits to go by as we watch the same three objects walk north (didn't they say they're going to attack by the east?) for a very long time.




...Yeah.

Finally at the town.

When you try to leave...

Nope.

Zomg! Attack from the right!

~Zoip~ Dead.

Some more not-so random battles...

"Can't let you do that, Star Fox."

Yay!

You finally get to leave the first map.

Climb up some steps...

Or so you think.

Those lights banished the enemy to another dimension, or something.

Climb up the steps...

MINE ENTRANCE GET!

Has to be. Serious games are never wrong.

Enter the mine...

A save spot!

lolno

SAVED

First REAL random encounter!

VRRRRRROOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOM.

Ymir? Yeh-Merr?

First boss fight with some
bitchin' music!

OBJECTION!

THIS... THING!

Yes Biggs, what the hell are you talking about?

I quickly went onto Google and checked out what a whelk is (this is a
whelk).

"GOT IT!"

That looks like I hit the shell, didn't it?

"FLIP THE GIANT ENEMY WHELK OVER FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!"

At this point, the beast went into its shell. So I didn't attack it.

...For five minutes.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

It went into its shell again...

For five minutes...

MAGIC(tek) MISSILE!

Finally it died.


Yay!

Going up...

Some more...

Awesome.

"Frozen Esper"

Yer tellin' me.

...

yes;

NO NOT WEDGE U BITCH


Biggs too ;-;

.........


Someone would die from something like that.

But not this girl!

I forgot that you could move at this point so I waited for about a minute before trying anything.

Its true!

Oooooh


...

But the game called her a girl a little bit before...

Terra!? Get this yiff off of my game!

Thar we go.

Outside...

Who let the dogs out!?


You can move again but the game doesn't alert you or anything.

Hard to tell what's up in this game...

Enter the mine again...

SHING

SHING

Moving on...

Awesome.

Awesome.

awesome

Moving on.

Crap.

Crap.

crap

Oh no! Is this the end of Yubi!?

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

SLAM!

I smell a back story thing coming on...

Haha! Oh, you, Kefka.


MUHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, its Mr. Bunny Man!



And that's that...

Back at the old man's house...


Locke? lolno


Old men never understand...

You show 'em, Nova!

"Impossible!"


Sorry for the no comments, I just have nothing to say...

Nova somehow instantly ends up where Yubi is.

"I wonder if she has any 'relics of the past' on her..."

Uh-oh

#####. We're boned.

Might as well give up, Nova.

Is that...!?

MOOGLES ##### YEAH

lolno

So I carefully placed my party members (you get three teams full of moogles)...


And kicked the enemy's asses.

Then proceeded to the boss...

And kicked his ass (while listening to more
bitchin' music).

"Time to take those, *ahem* 'relics'..."



No! Of course not!

Oh, here we go...

No, you think?

...?

Oh, Nova, you.

Tiem to leave...
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Finally on the overworld. Let's head south!

To this place.

Fiiiiigaaaarooooooo~

Mmmhmm.

Up

UP

AND AWAY

Lets talk to him...

"She's!?"

ya srsly wtf

Here it comes...

>

BAM

Very?

...


"No, its because of those heavenly knockers in front of you."

Told you.

Oh Yubi, so innocent...

Poor Ayesar.

"It takes more than that to get past MY chastity belt."

i bougt sum stuf

Oh, Ayesar you devil.

You need to speak to her to advance the plot.



At this point, I'm supposed to name Sabin into John C but I didn't take pictures for some strange reason.

After that sad moment with the priestess, if you speak to her again...

Well now, ain't that a mood swing?

His Highness is a pedophile.

o rly

Let's talk to
Edgar Ayesar again.

NO DOUBT!

##### YEAH KEFKA


Oh, that Kefka.


yeah bitch

Ayesar again.


I think I missed another screenshot...

Oh, Ayesar...



I also missed Kefka laughing somewhere in here...

THANK YOU KIND SIR FOR TELLING ME, THE KING, THAT


Lets follow him...


Way to interrupt, Yubes.

I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT ALRIGHT!?



Maybe you shouldn't think so hard.


:/

Awww Doesn't Ayesar look so cute!

...What kind of man sleeps in a suit of armour while wearing a cape IN BED!?

Looks like the castle is burning.

Umm... maybe the castle is burning?

If she's so "minor" then why are you trying to burn down a castle MADE OUT OF BRICKS

You sly one, Ayesar.

You sly one, Kefka.

"Please kindly give me the girl... please?"

JUMP


Wow Ayesar, you're a bitch.

Hrrrm. Or not.


Sink... her?


I take that back. Sorry Ayesar.


Whoa, calm down there, buddy.

BOSS FIGHT (AND BITCHIN' MUSIC)

Back attack...

FWOOSH

Umm... Fire?


NO WAI


Sorry, I missed a text box there...



I find it funny that they're discussing this IN FRONT OF TWO GIANT MACHINES OUT FOR BLOOD

I don't recall Ayesar helping very much.


wat

SHINK SHINK SHINK

ouch

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lol, Kefka


"We wanna use you."


"You're different. We hate you."




"..."

Yes. Lets.

WHOA WTF

That's how you ride a chocobo, apparently.
...And that ends part 1. At the time of this writing, my current status is:

Wow. My fingers say "Ouch."
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Wow, can't believe I actually went over 50000 characters.
Anyway, for all of the effort it took to do all of this, it was not very worth it. Can anyone think of an easier way to do this? x_x