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Author Topic: Matricians: Show Yourselves!  (Read 790480 times)
ASR
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« Reply #450 on: 15 January 2008, 03:34:02 »
JC YOU ARE AN ANGRY FELLOW
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« Reply #451 on: 15 January 2008, 04:29:21 »
Not angry enough to do this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvJW-hK9itk
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« Reply #452 on: 15 January 2008, 04:34:04 »
#####ING FIVE STARRED AND COMENTED ON.
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« Reply #453 on: 15 January 2008, 04:59:38 »
JC, you should read books to children.
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« Reply #454 on: 15 January 2008, 07:38:25 »
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I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
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« Reply #455 on: 16 January 2008, 00:44:37 »
: preventerWIND  15 January 2008, 04:29:21
Not angry enough to do this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvJW-hK9itk

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You shared it?
You jackass. :P

: ASR  15 January 2008, 02:35:30
Downsides of having a big beard:

- It freezes

ACTUALLY, it's warmer once it freezes because the airflow is cut off. It's surprising.

: Captain Sanoguchi  15 January 2008, 03:06:38
So is she your conjoined sister?

That's not my sister. My sister was up the steps taking the picture, that girl is my sister's boyfriend's sister. She's a goofy chick.
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« Reply #456 on: 16 January 2008, 01:08:48 »
Is she into conjoined twins?
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« Reply #457 on: 16 January 2008, 01:24:50 »
Not twins, but she's into being conjoined. :D
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« Reply #458 on: 16 January 2008, 01:37:37 »
To tiwns? To make triplets?
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« Reply #459 on: 16 January 2008, 01:38:31 »
She can conjoin my twin.


Or something like that.
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« Reply #460 on: 16 January 2008, 01:42:13 »
Woah! Slow down dude! You only saw a quarter of her face, she could be fugly.
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« Reply #461 on: 16 January 2008, 01:45:23 »
Alls I need to know is that it was conjoined.

...but to John! Oh, the horror! I take it back!
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Mikero
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« Reply #462 on: 16 January 2008, 01:46:05 »
She hangs out with Johncarllos, she probably has a beard.
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« Reply #463 on: 16 January 2008, 02:00:50 »
: ASR  16 January 2008, 01:45:23
...but to John! Oh, the horror! I take it back!

No names please.
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« Reply #464 on: 16 January 2008, 02:03:48 »
That's only the third time I've hung out around her.

She ain't bad lookin' at all. Though coming from me may not mean much to you guys...
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Mikero
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« Reply #465 on: 16 January 2008, 02:21:45 »
How coarse is her beard?
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« Reply #466 on: 16 January 2008, 02:37:47 »
Oh, it's about 1mm long vellus hair.

Compared to my 1-2 inch androgenic hair, it pales in comparison.
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Mikero
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« Reply #467 on: 16 January 2008, 02:39:30 »
Upstairs or downstairs?
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« Reply #468 on: 16 January 2008, 02:49:21 »
Her: that's upstairs.
Me: Everywhere below the nose.
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« Reply #469 on: 16 January 2008, 07:39:46 »
For the record, I will never ask about your downstairs anywhere so you can leave yourself out next time k.
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« Reply #470 on: 16 January 2008, 23:50:34 »
k.

:D

back on topic: Hey wow we need less of a percentage of my pictures in this thread. You people add some.
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« Reply #471 on: 17 January 2008, 05:36:00 »
Weeeeeeeeee! This is what happens when you hang out with a woman who's obsessed with randomly taking pictures everywhere she goes.
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« Reply #472 on: 17 January 2008, 21:55:59 »
Mmm, Tostitos. Pricy though.

I like that hoody.
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« Reply #473 on: 17 January 2008, 23:00:21 »
That sounds funny.

"OMG, THEY'RE $3.99 A BAG! QUICK, I'M TAKING A PICTURE!"
"... They're just ch-"
"SAY CHEESE!"
"Wha-!?"
*FLASH*
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« Reply #474 on: 17 January 2008, 23:03:53 »
A bit pricey for a bag of chips isn't it?...
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« Reply #475 on: 17 January 2008, 23:19:51 »
I work at a Cineplex. You can't get more overpriced than that.

There's supposedly a reason for their pricing, though... apparently we don't get enough revenue otherwise. Don't know if I buy that, but my manager certainly does.
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« Reply #476 on: 17 January 2008, 23:24:31 »
Now your boss will forever be a sheep-man in my eyes, just because I always let my imagination fill in the other bits so I imagined the following scene:

MANAGER: "Okay, guys, if we don't sell enough overpriced food items, the cineplex will go out of business! Sell, sell, sell!"
MAJIKN: "But, sir, I think these are too expens----"
MANAGER: "My boss directly explained the ordeal to me. Baaaa. I'm a sheep."
MAJIKN: "Let's dance like sheep!"
MANAGER: "Baaaah."
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« Reply #477 on: 17 January 2008, 23:27:18 »
Except I'm the head usher, bitch. I'm in charge of cleaning.

Funny, though. We're not supposed to allow outside food for this reason, but we do anyway.
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« Reply #478 on: 17 January 2008, 23:45:45 »
I was once got bitched at by a theater employee for bringing in some chips. I was pretty pissed because I thought it was pretty unnecessary to get that worked up over something that minor. I mean, I threw them out after a small argument and expected him to just let me go, but he tried to keep me there and talk more about how I'm not supposed to do that. I just flashed my ticket and walked past him. He must've had a pretty boring day.
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« Reply #479 on: 18 January 2008, 04:43:20 »
You fools... those are RESTAURANT style Tostitos! The 2nd best caliber in the tostito world.
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« Reply #480 on: 18 January 2008, 05:13:15 »
GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY
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« Reply #481 on: 18 January 2008, 05:22:02 »
What? I can't read your post because my hair is in my eyes.
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« Reply #482 on: 18 January 2008, 14:59:23 »
FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE FRENCH VERBS.
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« Reply #483 on: 18 January 2008, 16:21:40 »
No! It's not what it looks like!
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« Reply #484 on: 18 January 2008, 18:49:18 »
: ASR  17 January 2008, 23:45:45
I was once got bitched at by a theater employee for bringing in some chips. I was pretty pissed because I thought it was pretty unnecessary to get that worked up over something that minor. I mean, I threw them out after a small argument and expected him to just let me go, but he tried to keep me there and talk more about how I'm not supposed to do that. I just flashed my ticket and walked past him. He must've had a pretty boring day.

That's funny.

: Snare  18 January 2008, 05:13:15
GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY

LOSE WEIGHT.
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« Reply #485 on: 20 January 2008, 04:17:57 »
IT'S A ME!  A REZ!!!

And Nibbles.
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« Reply #486 on: 20 January 2008, 04:23:39 »
Did you buy that after the Nibbles thing started, or did that start Nibbles?
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« Reply #487 on: 20 January 2008, 04:26:18 »
HEY, CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. GATES!
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« Reply #488 on: 20 January 2008, 04:27:41 »
WHERE IS THE H!? DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM!?

DAMNIT.
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« Reply #489 on: 20 January 2008, 04:29:11 »
: ASR  20 January 2008, 04:23:39
Did you buy that after the Nibbles thing started, or did that start Nibbles?

I've had Nibbles for ages you fool...
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« Reply #490 on: 20 January 2008, 04:31:50 »
I never said you didn't. In fact, I assumed it's been in your posession for a very long time now, seeing as you've, you know, been around for a very long time anyway.
I'm asking if the joke stemmed from that stuffed animal, since I've never seen it before.

And yeah, seriously, the mysterious H-free atmosphere seems a bit... off.
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« Reply #491 on: 20 January 2008, 04:39:18 »
YEAH, I DEMAND ANOTHER PICTURE AND IT BETTER HAVE #####ING BOOBS!

FEMALE ONES.
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« Reply #492 on: 20 January 2008, 05:03:38 »
I like how you use trash bags for curtains.
So, what's the trophy for?
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« Reply #493 on: 20 January 2008, 05:17:31 »
My blinds fell off the other day and I've not had time to go buy a new set so I put up what I had.

And I don't keep porn all over my room you twits.   What kind of person do you think I am, huh? HUH?

The trophys are for our winning skits at Akon.
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« Reply #494 on: 20 January 2008, 05:26:55 »
Well, you should grow a mustache and let your hair grow a tad bit longer.
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Mikero
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« Reply #495 on: 20 January 2008, 06:37:54 »
: TheRedPriest  20 January 2008, 05:17:31
at Akon.

Ooh...Looks like another club banger here,
They better hang on when they throw this thing on.
Get a little drink on,
They gonna flip for this Akon #####,
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure, kitty-cat claws,
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them putty-cat dolls,
Tryin' to hold my woodie back through my draws.
Steps upstage didn't think I saw,
Creeps up behind me and she's like "You're...!"
I'm like "Ya, I know let's cut to the chase;
No time to waste, back to my place.
Plus, from the club to the crib it's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got pal if your gal is game,
In fact, he's the one singing the song that's playing;
Akon!"
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« Reply #496 on: 20 January 2008, 15:41:29 »
I like that Straw Hat jolly roger.
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« Reply #497 on: 20 January 2008, 16:03:10 »
It comes from One Piece.

And you're never gonna give up the blue polos are you?
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« Reply #498 on: 20 January 2008, 18:11:17 »
I know, it's the jolly roger of the Straw Hat Pirates is what I'm getting at.

There's 2 main reasons why Rez watches it.
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« Reply #499 on: 20 January 2008, 19:10:44 »
Left boob? Right boob?
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