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Winged Warrior
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« Reply #56 on: 6 August 2008, 16:05:31 » |
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Wendy's never frozen patties happen to be... NEVER FROZEN.
I have come to terms, that never freezing one's meat products could lead to situtaions including but not limited to food poisoning. However Wendy's has gotten away with doing this for some time now without repercussions.
This leads one to assume that the restaurant, wanting fresher meat, is locally buying, grinding, forming, cooking, and selling their meat within a 5 mile or less radius from each store...
This is entirely possible, but extremely unlikely.
After more thought I have come to terms that the Wendy's burger is one of the following:
1) In a controversial bid to 'go green' Wendy's has decided to recycle in the strangest of ways, in waste recycling. That's right, when you eat that #####ty burger, you are actually eating 72% post consumer #####ty burger.
Through a sly method of waste filtering before any and all customer waste hits the septic system, allows patties to be formed underground, and then placed, away from any freezing temperature, at a moment's notice. In short, wendy's burgers are litterally #####.
2) A paid assasin on payroll, is noted as janatorial. This assasin is usually trained in the arts of ninjitsu, that way he can spy on customers to see if they came in alone. He then places a laxitive in the burger that the customer orders so that he/she will be forced to go to the restroom.
After said customer is finished, the assassin walks into the stall and shoots the customer with a silenced .44mm, before depositing the body in a secret room. The meat is then skinned, removed from the bone, ground, and formed into the patties we all know and love.
The only way to combat this is to abide by the following advice. Don't eat #####ty burgers, And don't go alone if you do.
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Ikeoko
Sniper Joe
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« Reply #69 on: 7 August 2008, 03:03:58 » |
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That girl looks like my neighbor who always comes looking for me everyday...and he's a guy. : /
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #71 on: 7 August 2008, 03:41:07 » |
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No, my neighbor is a kid that wants to play with me everyday and I always have to make an excuse as to why I'm not going to.
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #73 on: 7 August 2008, 03:51:29 » |
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No I have two dogs tho...but I would never fry them ;_;
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #75 on: 7 August 2008, 03:55:04 » |
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O_O
STAY AWAY FROM MY POOCHES!!!
*hides them on Pluto, which IS A PLANET*
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #77 on: 7 August 2008, 04:00:39 » |
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...But I'm an American, darnet! I HAVE RIGHTS!!!
D:<
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #79 on: 7 August 2008, 04:03:51 » |
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Are you telling me that all my life I have been fed lies and the Constitution is a hoax!?!?!??!??!
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #81 on: 7 August 2008, 04:13:54 » |
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But I don't even know what that is!
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #83 on: 7 August 2008, 06:19:44 » |
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Wait what's Maglamanic Beta or whatever?
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #86 on: 7 August 2008, 23:30:00 » |
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Oh...I've never seen that movie xD
But I get what you mean.
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Mikero
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« Reply #90 on: 7 August 2008, 23:44:03 » |
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Wait what's Maglamanic Beta or whatever?
Maglamanic Beta is a planetoid that orbits Maglamanic Alpha (a large planet populated by various races of Reptiloids) in the 654th sector of our Galaxy that is one entire giant refinement project that I send criminals and other various ne'er-do-wells to to work in the spice mines. The Maglamanic Solar System has few notable places of interest. Maglamanic Alpha being the only place in the system designated for residential use, Beta being a business venture operated locally. Another notable planetoid is Maglamanic Delta, which is actually more of a large satellite at the system's edge used as an early warning system for the population of Maglamanic Alpha in case of an attack from Wild Fire. Wild Fire is a massive non-sentient alien not unlike fire except in one way: Wild Fire is not fueled by oxygen and can travel the vacuum of space. Wild Fire is a feral being that acts out of instinct, burning any sentient life in it's path. It is, however luckily for your pups, afraid of the planet Earth. Some sort of primal envy, or something. But that's another story for another day kids! "Awwwwww!" Sounds Hitchhiker's Guide-ish but isn't.
I know, but I didn't mean that and it wasn't inspired that. I just write like that... Oh...I've never read that book xD
But I get what you mean.
Fixed.
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #95 on: 8 August 2008, 00:56:51 » |
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Ella Enchanted was a great book, but the movie was horrible...it had nothing to do with the book...I was very disapointed.
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Ikeoko
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« Reply #97 on: 8 August 2008, 01:11:29 » |
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Yeah, the idea behind it fascinated me. I read it in fifth grade, and ever since then I always think, "what if I was forced to do stuff all the time?" It's like woah...
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