Sakura Convention

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...But, Anime Conventions are lame.

[Rama Olendris]

Depends on the convention.

[Johncarllos]

If any get to close just yell "RAPE!" really loud.

Nothing makes a man disappear and cower any faster.

Except Ninjas.

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[preventerWIND]

...But, Anime Conventions are lame.

RIGHT. You love anime, I'm sure you'd love to go to a convention.

Besides, once you look past the cosplayers and geeks, it's pretty good.

And about 90% less stanky.

[Rama Olendris]

...But, Anime Conventions are lame.

RIGHT. You love anime, I'm sure you'd love to go to a convention.

Besides, once you look past the cosplayers and geeks, it's pretty good.

And about 90% less stanky.

I'm a cosplayer.... are you dissing me? (It's unforgivable unless you mean the Layer cosplay... that was horrid).

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yes, yes I am.

...But, Anime Conventions are lame.

RIGHT. You love anime, I'm sure you'd love to go to a convention.

Besides, once you look past the cosplayers and geeks, it's pretty good.

And about 90% less stanky.

I might like anime, but I'm not a lifeless weaboo like most of the failures you see at conventions.

If any get to close just yell "RAPE!" really loud.

Nothing makes a man disappear and cower any faster.

Except Ninjas.

I don't know John, I think there are enough sexual deviants at an anime convention that it would be a bad idea, they might flock to the source of the noise.
It'd be kind of like vultures and stuff.

[Lunchebox]

I remember this one year at AX (2003? Maybe '04) my really tall and lanky friend dressed up as the rich kid from Yu-Gi-Oh.

Some Cat girl ran up and glomp'd him.

It was funny since he rocked slightly, but didn't fall down.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Thank you for supporting my statement that anime conventions are #####ing lame with your personal experience.

[Lunchebox]

They kinda are, if you're not very interested.

But it's fun to meet new people, and see such elaborate costumes.

[Rama Olendris]

I tried the "RAPE" thing once and the guy just giggled and held onto me still, I had to shove him away- then again that was in high school so maybe it will work on someone in a more public setting.

[NovaMan XP]

In high school none of the guys care.

Seems everyone sexually harrasses each other nowadays, but I bet that if I tried it I'd be expelled and/or kicked in the nuts.

[preventerWIND]

...But, Anime Conventions are lame.

RIGHT. You love anime, I'm sure you'd love to go to a convention.

Besides, once you look past the cosplayers and geeks, it's pretty good.

And about 90% less stanky.

I'm a cosplayer.... are you dissing me? (It's unforgivable unless you mean the Layer cosplay... that was horrid).

Well, I know you, and you're not bad at all, and that Layer one was pretty sweet. But if I see any other people cosplay BADLY, I will judge them simply on that.

Thank you for supporting my statement that anime conventions are #####ing lame with your personal experience.

You don't need to be a weaboo or an anime ##### to go to conventions, you just need to have enough interest..

And about 40$ for admission ;;>.>

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I tried the "RAPE" thing once and the guy just giggled and held onto me still, I had to shove him away- then again that was in high school so maybe it will work on someone in a more public setting.

Sucks being a woman, doesn't it?

[Rama Olendris]

I tried the "RAPE" thing once and the guy just giggled and held onto me still, I had to shove him away- then again that was in high school so maybe it will work on someone in a more public setting.

Sucks being a woman, doesn't it?

Sometimes. But at least I'm not fat.

[preventerWIND]

OOOOH!~


SANO GOT TOLD!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

But at least I'm not fat.

'Kay, you aren't getting anymore of my false sympathy.

[ChaosVortex]

That's not the only thing you have that's false...

[NovaMan XP]

I don't think that was an insult. I think the post is just being misread.

I doubt she'd randomly call you fat.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I doubt she'd randomly call you fat.

You seem to have forgotten what women are Nova.
They're nothing more than vile lumps of vanity and sin.

[NovaMan XP]

But... I like women. THEY HAZ THINGS I DON'T.

[MOX]

Indeed.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

But... I like women. THEY HAZ THINGS I DON'T.

Don't you understand!? They lure you in with their extra appendages only so they can inject their poison into you with them. They're like poisonous tree frogs.

[Snare]

SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!

[Lunchebox]

JESUS CHRIST, PLANT MONSTER, BURN IT!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

IT'S A J-... Nevermind.

[Lunchebox]

What were you going to say, Sano?

"Jew"?

That's #####ed up, and you should be ashamed of yourself, you anti-semitic little monkey.

[NovaMan XP]

Here I thought he was gonna say "It's a JAKE!" Guess I was mistaken.

[Majikn]

They lure you in with their extra appendages only so they can inject their poison into you with them.

I thought we were talking about women.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... Yeah. Have you never seen the movie Teeth?
Well yeah, it's even more retarded than that, but it's all true.

[AlexThePenguin]

Duh, 'cause anyone at an anime convention has obviously never even seen a girl.

The hotel room stories I could tell to counter that comment, Sano...



Anyway, you have to expect SOME physical contact at a con. It's part of the spirit.

However, if you're being actually molested and the like, definitely report it (and who's doing it) to the staff.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Shut up WIND, everyone knows you're the biggest virgin here.

[Mikero]

If any get to close just yell "RAPE!" really loud.

Nothing makes a man disappear and cower any faster.

Except Ninjas.

I've recently learned that if a woman is being raped she's taught to not yell "rape" but yell "fire" instead as no one will help them if they yell the former.

Is that not incredibly disgusting?

[Majikn]

I heard that mentioned in the movie Se7en or something. It was a film I recently watched, so I'm pretty sure it's that.

[AlexThePenguin]

Shut up WIND, everyone knows you're the biggest virgin here.

What are you bashing WIND for?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

See! Women can shape shift! They must be evil!

[Mikero]

I heard that mentioned in the movie Se7en or something. It was a film I recently watched, so I'm pretty sure it's that.

I don't remember a part like that and I can't think of a scene where that would come up but I haven't seen it in a long time so it's entirely possible.

[preventerWIND]

Shut up WIND, everyone knows you're the biggest virgin here.

...

;_;

[AlexThePenguin]

See, Sano?

You've gone and hurt WIND's feelings.



All because you didn't check the signature or username. >_>

[Mikero]

Why would anyone here even care about that? Or in general?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

It matters not. Innocent lives must be lost for my goal to be realized. It's like breathing to me, I can't stop myself from doing it.

[Winged Warrior]

Shut up WIND, everyone knows you're the biggest virgin here.

...

;_;

WIND IS NOT A VIRGIN!

GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU PROOF!

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[AlexThePenguin]

Oh, dear God.

My mind.

Ow.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, I had that picture in mind when I drew that one of Tingle carrying WIND.

[Mikero]

What does that have to do with Wind again?

[AlexThePenguin]

Reference: Sano's Creation Station thread.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Actually, it's in my comic topic. I have an art topic and a comic topic, both suck.
Oh yeah, here, this.

[Mikero]

Yeah. I know.

I guess I just didn't bother connecting the dots since there was no Windosity in the other image.

Interestingly enough, with the first few minutes of me playing Shadow Of The Colossus I mentioned to my friend how Zelda-esque it is.

[Rama Olendris]

LOL! I didn't call you fat Sano. It's was just a 'thank goodness' comment. And Wind, you make a cute girl.

[NovaMan XP]

See? I was right.

[Winged Warrior]

SO me and opal will not be making it to sakura con.

We just don't have the money to blow there, nor a place to stay.

Instead, I give you my 2005 costume