Too lazy too make my own summary, so here's an excellent one found of GameFAQs, courtesy of HyperDragon:
Story:
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
TRAILER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8
DOWNLOADS: (60 some MB)
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/Barkley%20Shut%20Up%20and%20Jam%20Gaiden.zip
http://sharebee.com/74d89aa7
Screenshots:
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/backley.PNG
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/barkley1.PNG
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/barkley2.PNG
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/barkley3.PNG
http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/barkley4.PNG
Features:
- Incredible B.A.B.B.Y. System gives you complete control over your combat actions.
- Get out your easter basket and get ready to go hunting, because there’s Easter eggs galore in BSU&J:G! Prepare for a cavalcade of easter eggs, ranging from the mysterious to the unique.
- One of the first games to fully utilize DirectX 10.
DX9: http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/dx9.PNG
DX10: http://chef.avalanchestudios.net/Barkley/jamrest.png (ITS LIKEHES INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER???)
- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.
- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.
- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!
- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
Controls:
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start
You can change the controls in the configuration menu, as well a lot of other things! If you want to play in windowed mode, you should probably play in scaling x2.
It will take a minute when you're starting it up, so wait a second.
Guys, this game is very amazing. It's a definate must play. I haven't beat it yet, but holy hell. It's... too awesome for words.
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