If any get to close just yell "RAPE!" really loud.
Nothing makes a man disappear and cower any faster.
Except Ninjas.
I've recently learned that if a woman is being raped she's taught to not yell "rape" but yell "fire" instead as no one will help them if they yell the former.
Is that not incredibly disgusting?
That's horrible, how can you not help someone if they're being raped?