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Captain Sanoguchi
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« on: 4 October 2009, 00:59:30 »


>You find yourself in a room and you don't remember why.
>All you see is a door, a mat, a rope, a pit, a rectangular opening in the wall, and an area of cracked wall.
>You wonder what's on TV.
>So what're you going to do now?
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #1 on: 4 October 2009, 01:29:59 »
>Stop ripping off Lunche who's ripping off MSPaint Adventures

But I'll play along..

>Look in the pit
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #2 on: 4 October 2009, 02:01:46 »
>Kill yourself
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« Reply #3 on: 4 October 2009, 07:46:51 »
: preventerWIND   4 October 2009, 01:29:59
>Look in the pit



>It seems to be some sort of pit.

: ChaosVortex   4 October 2009, 02:01:46
>Kill yourself



>With what?
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ASR
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« Reply #4 on: 4 October 2009, 08:10:51 »
: preventerWIND   4 October 2009, 01:29:59
>Stop ripping off Lunche who's ripping off ASR but not really since it's been long enough between that one and this one so as to not really call it ripping off but anyway ASR was ripping off MSPaint Adventures

Fixed.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #5 on: 4 October 2009, 09:26:01 »
>Ford the River.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #6 on: 4 October 2009, 18:31:58 »
>Accidentally the pit
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #7 on: 4 October 2009, 20:15:23 »
: NovaMan XP   4 October 2009, 18:31:58
>Accidentally the pit



>Accidentally do what with the pit?
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #8 on: 4 October 2009, 20:19:59 »
>The WHOLE pit.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #9 on: 4 October 2009, 21:54:38 »
: preventerWIND   4 October 2009, 20:19:59
>The WHOLE pit.



>Oh! Why didn't you just say so? You look down into the pit. It's kind of deep and kind of dark, but you can kind of see something at the bottom, kind of.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #10 on: 4 October 2009, 21:58:05 »
>JUMP INTO PIT
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« Reply #11 on: 4 October 2009, 22:15:24 »
: preventerWIND   4 October 2009, 21:58:05
>JUMP INTO PIT



>You do an awesome backflip, but sadly you greatly misjudged the depth of the pit and it was only a few feet deep, you land on your back on top of the thing at the bottom.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #12 on: 4 October 2009, 22:17:38 »
>Inspect thing
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #13 on: 4 October 2009, 22:19:12 »
>Investigate the large black thing at the bottom of the pit.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #14 on: 4 October 2009, 22:43:15 »
: preventerWIND   4 October 2009, 22:17:38
>Inspect thing

: Johncarllos   4 October 2009, 22:19:12
>Investigate the large black thing at the bottom of the pit.



>You are unable to grasp the true form of the thing.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #15 on: 4 October 2009, 23:06:57 »
>Then grasp it with your hands, lad!
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #16 on: 4 October 2009, 23:18:58 »
> Use Silph Scope
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #17 on: 4 October 2009, 23:49:55 »
: Lunchebox   4 October 2009, 23:06:57
>Then grasp it with your hands, lad!



>You reach out and grab the thing.
>Oh! It's a girl!
>She doesn't look very happy.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #18 on: 5 October 2009, 00:07:45 »
>You just got to second base, congrats, you're a MAN now.
>Try to get to third.
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Snare
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« Reply #19 on: 5 October 2009, 00:43:45 »
>For Christ's sake get a haircut.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #20 on: 5 October 2009, 01:38:37 »
>get out of the pit.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #21 on: 5 October 2009, 01:44:46 »
>Add girl to inventory
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« Reply #22 on: 5 October 2009, 01:52:19 »
: Snare   5 October 2009, 00:43:45
>For Christ's sake get a haircut.

>This
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ASR
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« Reply #23 on: 5 October 2009, 04:28:24 »
: Snare   5 October 2009, 00:43:45
>For Christ's sake get a haircut.

hahaha
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #24 on: 5 October 2009, 04:29:46 »
: Lunchebox   5 October 2009, 00:07:45
>Try to get to third.



>You attempt to seduce her into possibly taking your relationship a step further.
>She expresses that she's already worried about how fast the relationship is moving and that she justs wants you to take her home now.

: preventerWIND   5 October 2009, 01:44:46
>Add girl to inventory



>You got 1 angry girlfriend.
>Sucks to be you.

: Johncarllos   5 October 2009, 01:38:37
>get out of the pit.



>You jump out of the pit.

: Snare   5 October 2009, 00:43:45
>For Christ's sake get a haircut.



>You realize you haven't gotten a haircut in a while, it's kind of outdated, and most of the other people who sport it are emo kids.
>You wonder who could cut your hair and what style it should be.
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ASR
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« Reply #25 on: 5 October 2009, 04:31:29 »
>cornrows
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #26 on: 5 October 2009, 04:31:43 »
>Tear off your hair with your bare hands. And then your bear hands.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #27 on: 5 October 2009, 05:03:13 »
>Kill yourself by tying the rope around your neck and hanging yourself.
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« Reply #28 on: 5 October 2009, 21:35:03 »
: NovaMan XP   5 October 2009, 04:31:43
>Tear off your hair with your bare hands. And then your bear hands.



>You pull out all of your hair.
>You remember you're not a bear.

: ChaosVortex   5 October 2009, 05:03:13
>Kill yourself by tying the rope around your neck and hanging yourself.



>Why would you do that? Being in a bad relationship and having a bad hair day isn't the end of the world.
>You don't know how to tie a knot of any sort anyway.
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White Shadow
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« Reply #29 on: 6 October 2009, 14:59:23 »
>Grow a rough beard, make a bandana from the rope and eat a snake.
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« Reply #30 on: 6 October 2009, 15:56:05 »
: White Shadow   6 October 2009, 14:59:23
>Grow a rough beard, make a bandana from the rope and eat a snake.



>It's show time.
>Using the power of your pure awesomeness you manage to grow a beard and transform the rope into a bandanna.
>You suddenly get the hankering for a delicious snake.
>New Objective: Locate and snack on a snake.
>Where should you look for a snake first?
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White Shadow
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« Reply #31 on: 6 October 2009, 16:34:23 »
>Check door.
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« Reply #32 on: 7 October 2009, 00:24:06 »
: White Shadow   6 October 2009, 16:34:23
>Check door.



>It's a door, not a snake.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #33 on: 7 October 2009, 02:07:41 »
>Check for snakes on the other side of the door.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #34 on: 7 October 2009, 02:59:09 »
>Use a fake death pill.
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« Reply #35 on: 7 October 2009, 03:48:42 »
: Johncarllos   7 October 2009, 02:07:41
>Check for snakes on the other side of the door.



>You open the door.
>There's someone tied up and taped to the other side of the door.
>Damn, still no snakes.
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« Reply #36 on: 7 October 2009, 03:50:15 »
>eat them, they look kind of snake-ish.
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« Reply #37 on: 7 October 2009, 08:34:43 »
>Yell "I. Really. Hate. Mummies!!!" in your best Brendan Fraser impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?)
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« Reply #38 on: 9 October 2009, 21:04:48 »
This is the lamest quest in the history of text adventures.
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ASR
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« Reply #39 on: 9 October 2009, 21:06:02 »
>do whatever you plan on doing next since obviously you're not doing anything we tell you to do until we tell you to do something you actually want us to do
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #40 on: 9 October 2009, 22:07:40 »
: Mikero   7 October 2009, 08:34:43
>Yell "I. Really. Hate. Mummies!!!" in your best Brendan Fraser impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?)



>You do an amazing impression of Brendan Fraser.
>The Mummy doesn't know wether to be frightened by your statement or to be attracted to you due to your uncanny resemblance to Brendan Fraser.

: Johncarllos   7 October 2009, 03:50:15
>eat them, they look kind of snake-ish.



>You decide that you're probably not going to find any real snakes any time soon, so you settle for this.
>You rip the Mummy off of the door and start gettin' your grub on.
>The Mummy doesn't seem very happy.
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Mikero
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« Reply #41 on: 10 October 2009, 02:51:57 »
I #####ing LOVE how much that doesn't look like Brendan Fraser.
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« Reply #42 on: 10 October 2009, 15:49:19 »
>untie the mummy.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #43 on: 10 October 2009, 17:40:25 »
: Speed Racer  10 October 2009, 15:49:19
>untie the mummy.



>You untie the Mummy.
>That's not a mummy at all, it's a girl.
>She looks like she's kind of mad at you for biting off some of her skin.
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« Reply #44 on: 10 October 2009, 18:00:36 »
>bandage up the wound with some of the linen on the floor.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #45 on: 10 October 2009, 20:13:56 »
: Speed Racer  10 October 2009, 18:00:36
>bandage up the wound with some of the linen on the floor.



>You decide to play doctor.
>You bandage up her wound just fine and she's on her way to a full recovery.
>She's grateful, less angry, and also very confused.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #46 on: 10 October 2009, 21:13:48 »
>Go for second base
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Fatso
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« Reply #47 on: 10 October 2009, 21:51:30 »
>Combine confused girl and angry girlfriend
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ASR
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« Reply #48 on: 10 October 2009, 21:57:31 »
>piggyback ride

: Lunchebox  10 October 2009, 21:13:48
>Go for second base

Which base is eating her arm?

(There was a nastier joke there but I changed it)
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #49 on: 10 October 2009, 22:02:03 »
>Ask her why she's wearing hockey equipment.
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