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Kamon
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« Reply #100 on: 5 December 2007, 20:12:52 »
Granted but the only playable character is an 8 bit Axl, the voice acting is worse than MM8 and it kills your DS.

I wish we get a white christmas here.
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dzx9
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« Reply #101 on: 5 December 2007, 20:16:54 »
Granted, but it ends up being a white POWER christmas. A lot of people are pissed. They blame you.


I wish I could kill everything.
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Kamon
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« Reply #102 on: 5 December 2007, 20:20:43 »
Granted, but you kill yourself before you kill anything else.


I wish for more good Wii games.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #103 on: 5 December 2007, 20:37:39 »
Wish granted, but YOU in paticular hate the franchises that the games come from.

I wish Mr. Dark would return to the RayMan series, and that this wish will be corrupted cleverly.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #104 on: 5 December 2007, 20:39:39 »
Wish granted, but Rayman goes away instead

I wish for Mchat to be back
You don't want to corrupt this, now do you?!
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Kamon
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« Reply #105 on: 5 December 2007, 20:41:31 »
Granted, but your PC dies so you can't use the 'net.

I wish I could sprite well.
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« Reply #106 on: 5 December 2007, 20:42:52 »
Granted, but all you can sprite is the same megaman pose, over and over.

I wish it would be warmer in my house..
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Slugkid
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« Reply #107 on: 5 December 2007, 20:44:29 »
Granted, but now your house is on the Sahara desert.
I wish my PC didn't die.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #108 on: 5 December 2007, 20:45:17 »
Wish granted, but your house produces SO much heat, everyone has to have a green christmas and have no snow days because of you, so they kill you and sacrifice you for snow.

I wish for an e m u l a t o r to rip sprites.
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Kamon
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« Reply #109 on: 5 December 2007, 20:47:05 »
Granted. You get busted for breaking copyright laws and spend 30 years in jail, being Bubba's b****.

I wish I had more Irn-Bru 32.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #110 on: 5 December 2007, 20:48:29 »
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: Machine Man   5 December 2007, 20:45:17
Wish granted, but your house produces SO much heat, everyone has to have a green christmas and have no snow days because of you, so they kill you and sacrifice you for snow.

I wish for an e m u l a t o r to rip sprites.
Granted. But as you download it, billions of trillions of viruses of all kinds go on your PC. Your PC screen says "HAHA U NUB!11!1one!1" as it turns off. Forever.

I wish I didn't yawn like a tiger
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #111 on: 5 December 2007, 20:51:59 »
Way to be subtle MM..

@Slugkid: Granted, you yawn like a gorilla.

I wish people wouldn't post so fast, granting other peoples wishes instead..

Seriously people, slow down, get a glass of water.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #112 on: 5 December 2007, 20:54:08 »
...Granted. you get to be 72 before you can read this post.

I wish I didn't yawn like a gorilla and I also wish Machine Man hadn't skipped my other wish.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #113 on: 5 December 2007, 20:56:20 »
Wish granted, now you snore like a howler monkey.

I wish for some money that would'nt be stolen, or burned.
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Kamon
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« Reply #114 on: 5 December 2007, 20:59:46 »
Granted, you get $20 in Monopoly money. Then go straight to jail.

I wish I had more Shortbread fingers.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #115 on: 5 December 2007, 21:01:46 »
Wish granted, but you pick your nose with them, so now thier permenently contaminated.

I wish for some more snow, white snow.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #116 on: 5 December 2007, 21:04:22 »
Granted, but then you get hit by a car and become paralyzed from the neck down. Once you come back home, you learn that your parents died in an accident while traveling to the hospital to see you. You now live in a foster home where your foster parents abuse and molest you. Merry Christmas.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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« Reply #117 on: 5 December 2007, 21:04:50 »
Granted, but it ends up being cocaine and you have an awesome party.

I wish...hell I wish I could go to his party!
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Machine Man
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« Reply #118 on: 5 December 2007, 21:06:59 »
Wish granted, but you get thrown out for not saying "I love preventerWIND" it.

I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)
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Slugkid
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« Reply #119 on: 5 December 2007, 21:07:47 »
I wish the same WIND wished. For people to slow down.

Really. I have tried and failed to corrupt five wishes already...
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Machine Man
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« Reply #120 on: 5 December 2007, 21:09:11 »
Wish granted.

Geez I had to say that fast.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #121 on: 5 December 2007, 21:09:16 »
: Machine Man   5 December 2007, 21:06:59
I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)
Grante-... nah.. too easy.
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Kamon
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« Reply #122 on: 5 December 2007, 21:11:33 »
: Machine Man   5 December 2007, 21:06:59
I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

Granted, but it turns out to be a s***pickle named Dill.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #123 on: 6 December 2007, 02:12:59 »
: Machine Man   5 December 2007, 21:06:59
I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

Granted, but it had E-Coli in it and you died a sick and painful death.

I wish for a sandwich.
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It's a plane!

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BlackMcJack
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« Reply #124 on: 6 December 2007, 03:01:43 »
Granted but it's a school Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. The kind that's, like, all PB and no J.

I wish for a huge box of Legos.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #125 on: 6 December 2007, 03:04:27 »
Granted, but after you have used more than a thousand legos on just one huge lego robot or something, it falls and the room is filled with blocks and you have to put them back in the box.

I wish I had summarized my corruption.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #126 on: 6 December 2007, 09:15:12 »
Granted, but your summary is longer than the corruption itself.

I wish the mall didn't play Christmas carols. Like, at all. Maybe on Christmas itself, but not a nanosecond sooner.
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Kamon
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« Reply #127 on: 6 December 2007, 12:15:36 »
Granted, your mall now plays nothing but the Spice Girls all year round.

I wish I had working batteries for my Wiimote
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Yubi Shines
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« Reply #128 on: 6 December 2007, 12:58:36 »
Granted, but they leak chemicals everywhere.

I wish I had a babelfish, so I could read folklore in the original languages. Translations bite the big one.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #129 on: 6 December 2007, 13:10:18 »
Granted, but it's yahoo babelfish.

I wish I could sleep just by saying "Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep noooooow"
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Yubi Shines
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« Reply #130 on: 6 December 2007, 13:13:59 »
Granted. You have epilepsy.

I wish I'd started listening to Johnathan Coulton earlier.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #131 on: 6 December 2007, 18:38:34 »
Granted, but you completely lose a taste for his music.

I wish I could drive myself to work. ._.


: Kamon   6 December 2007, 12:15:36
Granted, your mall now plays nothing but the Spice Girls all year round.

In comparison to two months of carols, I could deal with it.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #132 on: 6 December 2007, 19:41:44 »
Granted, but you're driving a clown car. *honk honk*

I wish I didn't just have the scare of my life.
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Kamon
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« Reply #133 on: 6 December 2007, 19:44:15 »
Granted, instead you just wet yourself.

I wish I had lots of white chocolate.
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #134 on: 6 December 2007, 19:56:59 »
Granted


I wish I could find a new author who's works I actually like.
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I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
Slugkid
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« Reply #135 on: 6 December 2007, 20:07:05 »
Granted but when you find it you notice s/he died 50 years ago.
I wish I had cut my hair AFTER OD's contest.
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Kamon
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« Reply #136 on: 6 December 2007, 20:15:52 »
Granted but you ended up bald.

I wish I had more Pringles.
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MOX
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« Reply #137 on: 6 December 2007, 20:53:01 »
Granted but the pringles make you bald.

I wish I had a car.
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Winged Warrior
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« Reply #138 on: 7 December 2007, 08:29:45 »
Wish granted and you'r all Like "SWEET!"

and like "dude, I never knew I could drive this fast"

And your freinds are like "Woah slow down!"

and your car is all like "crash, bang, dead!"



I wish for dante's inferno.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #139 on: 7 December 2007, 09:11:47 »
Granted, but it's in its original language.

I wish I hadn't lost my hat, shirt and nametag.
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Winged Warrior
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« Reply #140 on: 7 December 2007, 09:29:53 »
Granted, but they are burger king scrubs

I wish for abstact concept number two!
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #141 on: 7 December 2007, 09:40:52 »
Granted, but it's so abstract that it doesn't mean anything.

I wish SmackJeeves wasn't down.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #142 on: 7 December 2007, 17:01:28 »
Granted but then the owner of the site gets arrested and the stie taken down permanently.

I wish my muscles weren't achine.
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BlackMcJack
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« Reply #143 on: 7 December 2007, 17:11:09 »
Granted but now you have no Bones.

I wish for no more ice.
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Majikn
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« Reply #144 on: 7 December 2007, 18:13:07 »
Granted, but now I don't get to run and then slide repetitively when I head home from work 'round midnight.

Wish upon a star
No matter who you are
The second star to the right
Harbinger`s gate
Beyond the boundaries
Blossom ballet
In the great wide somewhere
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Kamon
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« Reply #145 on: 7 December 2007, 18:14:17 »
I'd hardly call that a corruption.
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Majikn
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« Reply #146 on: 7 December 2007, 18:16:16 »
Shut your face.
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Kamon
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« Reply #147 on: 7 December 2007, 18:19:14 »
Whatev...


I wish I had a Tachikoma.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #148 on: 7 December 2007, 21:29:55 »
Granted, but it goes wild and runs you over 50 times and shoots you to death.

I wish for a new playstation.
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #149 on: 7 December 2007, 21:32:55 »
Granted but it only plays Final Fantasy games and it has to be upside-down to work.

I wish I would get off my ass and do something important (granted, I'm working on MMMRPG right now. >_>)
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