That's a deep fake, the real Abe would have a haggis stained kilt.

That's right! You can't ban us all! *stands on desk* O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

This is quickly turning into a snuff film.  We don't go in for that here.

Snare, question about the cheetos: Did the AI tell you to buy the sunflower oil directly or do you blend the seeds yourself or, just, like, how do you even feel about that?

I tried a bing search of "bathtub cheetos" but it... it didn't help.

Let's just ask my favorite text completion thingy...

(bold is my prompt, the rest is the output)

Here's a step by step guide how to make a giant bag of Cheetos in your bathtub:

1. Clean your bathtub and drain it.

2. Pour a little water in the tub.  You don't want the tub to be too wet because it's easier to scoop it out with a measuring cup.

3. Dump some salt in the bathtub.

4. Sprinkle some baking soda over the salt.

5. Finally, add in some dishwashing soap.  The dish washing soap will turn the salt and baking soda into an awesome bubbling mess.

6. Next, spray some food coloring into the tub until the salt mixture looks like orange Cheetos.

7. Pour some vegetable oil into the tub until it looks like a bowl of Cheetos.

8. Take a look at your giant Cheetos!

Snare, question about the cheetos: Did the AI tell you to buy the sunflower oil directly or do you blend the seeds yourself or, just, like, how do you even feel about that?

I tried a bing search of "bathtub cheetos" but it... it didn't help.

I'm an agoraphobic shut in with autistic qualities but I'm also still very cute and handsome. Seriously, I make it sound like a joke but humor is obviously how I deal with everything.

I'm currently just working part time at a flower/plant shop. There's a lot I do like about it but at the same time, I'm definitely not being paid what I'm worth or rewarded much for my knowledge and skills. Working with clients who are mostly plant beginners is draining lol. I also sell handmade crafts on the side, I'm slowly expanding that as a business.

I have a sore stomach atm

Yeah I used Dall-e to expand the scenery of a few water color backgrounds.

Besides that, I only like AI for comedic purposes. Like making Peter Griffin sing songs, generating impossible Marge Simpsons, and printing instructions on making homemade cheetos in the bathtub

I am still single, bitter, and alone!  Just have a little less hair.  Otherwise life is surprisingly similar to when I joined these checkered halls.

I keep trying to type something out for this and half of the time I stare at a blank textbox unsure of what to say, and the half I feel like I have nothing worthwhile to add, as I already post plenty about my life here.

I don't know if that's the depression talking.

I ended up married, with two kids and a dog. I got to present at pop culture conferences twice and got published once, which academically are my proudest achievements. I had to leave academia behind. The culture is too toxic, the pay too crappy, and I just didn't have the time anymore. Adding children to your life will do that. I've got a list of research paper ideas that will never see the light of day.

My kids, sappy as it may be, are the actual joy in my life. They're smart, curious, weird, and very much their own people. I see myself in them a lot and I try to guide them on a path to prevent the same mistakes I did. They know they are loved and have parents that accept them for who they are (except when they say they're rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles), and they're just great kids. My oldest loves the Jurassic Park/World and Star Wars movies, Minecraft, and sneaking kung fu movies with me. My youngest loves stuffed animals, Battle Kitty (some interactive Netflix show), and wearing whatever they damn well please. They're both brave kids, and I hope they always know how much their dad loves them.

I've been married for ten years with plenty of ups and downs, but my wife is awesome and we're still very much in love. We balance each other out with our parenting styles and stuff we take care of around the house, and despite constant money issues, we feel like we're doing pretty well. She's got a job interview tomorrow for a library director position, so if you're reading this, send some good vibes please.

I'm going to bed now. I might write more another day.