Granted, but the portal ends up on your crotch and the next tome you tell your girlfriend you're going to take her to a "whole new world" it has a more literal meaning.

I wish my damn online would work on my Wii.

I want a Fender USA Precision Bass, an XBOX 360, an assload of money, and a little watch that can stop time.

I will never get half of those things.

AHHHHH!!!!!!

I don't care if its not really an anime.

I hate it so #####ing much.

I've gone to ONE convention in my entire life.

I went in dressed in normal clothes and i got the dirtiest damn looks you've ever seen.

Wow...

Good luck dude...

But I'm 15 and i had hernia surgery like 2 weeks ago... The surgery itself isn't really bad.

I'm sure your dad will be fine.

That makes me wonder...

Are we safe?

And is someone going to make another buff exoskeleton to combat the lying robots?

Well if all they do is lie, then they'll all go to prison for purgery.

I really hate it when people don't post another wish.

Granted, but as they worked to make it complete before launch, the plotline became faulty and riddled with holes as production went on.  They couldn't fix the bugs and decided to quit the project altogether. And another Unreal will never be made.

I wish people would wish wishes that i could wish wishes upon.

I had cereal for breakfast.

But that's a bit off topic.



Sorry about the massive pic... Can't seem to resize it.

My god...

It is delicious.

And it is neither cake NOR pie...

It is Nigh.

Alright...

A guy walks into the doctors office and and is with his doctor. The doctor says "Sir, you must stop masturbating."

The man asks why and the doctor says...

[spoiler]"Because I'm trying to examine you."[/spoiler]

I've realized that the only fun thing about the game is the drums.

Everything else can be found in other games.

God I haven't been on here in a while...

That site is pretty stupid funny...

I'll probably be entertained for like 20 minutes then just completely lose all interest.

The Thing Thing series is a good online game.

Thing Thing 3 was good.

I like the random arcade games like helicopter on addictinggames.

I like banana bread.

Jalapeno is just plain freakin strange.

Any random n00b.

Is this straying from "reference" or is it just me?

I thought we were spouting Vague things, not specific quotes.

Needs more choices.

Rayman Raving Rabbids kicked major ass.

Maybe not above Mario, but above sonic.

ANYTHING above sonic(for the Wii anyway).

Coded Arms...

I picked it up for PSP and beat it too quick.

I want more.

Hulk Hogan!

That does not matter.

Think about Back to the Future rules.

But watch out for the butterfly effect. O_o

Finished my book...

Ate Ramen(RAAA-MEN, NOT RAY-MEN) Noodles...

Got new shoes(among other new things)...

Good day.

Well do they laugh continually or eventually start screaming?

And if they do scream, does that violate the terms bound by the contract?

I think that many old cartoons did not even try to do this.

Tom and Jerry.  Senseless animal violence(not that I didn't/don't like it) that really would not be accepted nowadays.

Captain Planet= GAY.

How in the hell could they pass off "love" as an element?!?!  And why did the one that had the power of love have to be a seemingly homosexual indian american(politically correct enough?)?

Digimon was pretty damn awesome, and it could have lasted a but longer than it did.

People that were watching it got tired of it and there was never a new audience for it.

I had the games, the cards, everything.

Do they still laugh when you poke them?

Granted, but they're Rodney Dangerfield models, and they show up naked and can't find any clothes.

I wish for a new car.

Honestly? Sometimes I miss not thinking about girls.

Yeah.

I envy people that I know that have no interest in dating.

When I'm not dating, I'm unhappy.  When I am dating, I'm unhappy.

I think I miss being able to bitch and whine without people thinking you're an immature little prick.

That is trippy and awesome.

Trippy awesome.

I've adopted the classic XP look.

I know right?

So despite the fact that this kid has a PS3 and a 120 inch HD projection TV with surround sound and theater seats, I really feel bad for him.

Damn.  I just read that over. Damn.

Naruto does need to shut up though.

The manga was ok, and then the Cartoon Network show was complete crap.

Maybe you do.

Abe probably does too, so I'll shut my noise hole.

Christ...

To offer humor and advice all at once, hang out at an all you can eat buffet all day.

Pay once to get in, then stay there all day.  Food and shelter.

But I'll be praying for ya man!  Stay strong!

...only kills your hopes and dreams?

Ass.

GOD! I NEED TO PLAY GALAXY!!!

I may be one of the only people here who has not even touched it.

A guy I know has it...

It's sad because he really doesn't have any friends...

If I had a 360 and the 170 bucks to shell out for it, i would buy it in a heartbeat.

But I don't, so I can't, so I won't.

God...  I read that spoiler for The Mist...

That has got to be THE most depressing thing I have ever read in my life.

I saw Beowulf in IMAX 3D.  The movie itself wasn't that great, but you couldn't have convinced me so while I had those glasses on.  10 story tall screen doesn't hurt either.

Hmmm...

School- It snowed for 2 days straight and then today it got warm and rained so my entire town is one big #####ing puddle - SUCKED.

After school- Was late to driver's ed, got there with WET FEET - SUCKED.

Home- Tried to get ahold of the girlfriend, said that she could not hang out because she just didn't feel like it - SUCKED.

Yeah... Seen better days.

Cake, muffins, cupcakes, cereal...

They are BREAD BY-PRODUCTS.

Is everyone happy?

If it pleases the court...



Back to the bread!

I believe that this is Wasteland worthy.

But I miss having an excuse to use my fingers as "paintbrushes" and having mandatory nap time.

Granted, but all you have to rearrange is old Garfunkel albums.

I wish for someone to call me with great news.

Yes, i would also like to see these pictures, Dr.

I believe it would please the general public.  And my pride for that matter.

The wiggles rule, mainly for the "fruit salad" song.

But I think they may have trained that dinosaur for a wee bit more than gardening.

Might be the Asian wiggles' illegitimate son.  Wigzilla.

How about lasagna?

That sounds normal.  And I've eaten that before.

Are we straying from the topic at all here?

I think Mr. Rogers is still smiling to this day.

In his grave.

Thank you.

Or just plain ###holes.

I think that it needs a Squirtle.



I didn't draw that, not trying to take credit.

I'm talking the "new" Sean Penn.

The one that always looks pissed off.





Serious.

Yes, I have seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High.  Like 50 times.

I even pulled a pizza ordering in class on the last day of school one year.

I personally want to murder every member of the Doodlebops.

That is the most irritating program on the planet earth.

I've never had challah...

But I did have french toast for breakfast!

Noob question.

What program do you use to make sprites?

There we go.

My bad.  I used Flickr and it made it huge.

Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him.  What's he gonna do?  Be short at me?

Grammar, man.

It's "Be short with me"

To be an ass about it.

I would think that the collective for midgets would be like a "meter" or something...  Stack a few of them and that's what you get.  Not to be hateful or anything though.

Or a midget murder.