If I DID kill the Thresher Maw, it was pretty close. I mean like there were seconds left. Everyone SAID that I killed it so I assumed I did in like the last millisecond. And I figure I wouldn't get that praise if I had only survived it.

You're reminding me how fun that game was. I was a vanguard again for my first run, but infiltrator is also really fun.

I don't care what it is, I'm not getting excited until I see more.

I'll be able to compare them once I start moving on. Ultimate Spider-Man was what I started with. I like it despite everything that I don't like about it. I can imagine the main continuity might be that much better to get into, but with more effort.

I saw Iron Man 2 twice. It was criticized mostly for lack of action, but sheesh, I didn't really mind. There isn't a lot of plot that I would choose to cut out, had I been a writer for this movie.

Plus, I just... really like Iron Man. The movie portrays him well.

If you stayed after the credits, you saw... [spoiler]Thor's hammer.[/spoiler]

http://www.amazon.ca/Ultimates-Millar-Bryan-Hitch-Omnibus/dp/0785137807

I've ordered this. I read volume 1 already and, having thoroughly enjoyed it, I guess I have no problem paying for it.

Ah.

For some reason my computer is the only computer in the house with a good wireless connection. My computer is also the farthest away from the wireless router.

768kb/s isn't bad at all.

Something's wrong with me.
[spoiler]


"Well now that your system check-up is out of the way we can concentrate on other things."



"Like the interview, Dr. Light?"



"Hehehe... exactly..."[/spoiler]

(and they did a great job with the low budget)

*laughs*

You DO know they went WAY over their budget right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ6VStjxhBs

RAP OVER ZELDA MUSIC

I shouldn't laugh at this but I do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

I JUST DIED BECAUSE SIMON CAN'T JUMP FAR ENOUGH

I thought you meant inside Zero

super mega man galaxy!!!

Oh wait I just realized that's what Chaos was deliberately implying hahaha
I HAD SKIMMED DAMNIT

I found it.

Went through the pile and the first n64 game I even saw and turned over... Jet Force Gemini.

I'm playing that ##### tomorrow.

Every single time something like this comes up OH GOD IT'S GONNA BE MMX9 OR LEGENDS3 OSNAP.

Which is fine, sure, I don't care. But in this case it's not even logical. He's using words like concept, and project. And he implied that this is something most likely not expected or thought of. Given that we've already been SAYING stuff like MMX9, MHX2, MMPU2, and MML3... that makes those things thought of, and that sort of puts them out of the question for me.

It seems like they're just trying to throw something new and different at us again.

EDIT: The guy who did the article interpreted what he said so badly. That's either a bad translation to text or reading comprehension fail. You don't say "I don't want to say nobody has seen it coming for the possibility that someone MIGHT have seen it coming" if you're implying that someone probably did see it coming.

IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE

I've made that "orgasm to sneezing" comparison before.

HE DOES IT BETTER.

And I am thoroughly entertained by that #####.

She needs to keep this series going.
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/fake_starcraft_breakup_girl_is.php

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhuDQcXd64

Oh man. She freaked out. I laughed.
I'm still laughing.

I felt obligated.

I felt obligated.

Am I the only one who thought Portal being 3 hours long was one of the greatest things about it? It was such a breath of fresh air to have a short, concise game that explored everything it could, impressed the player thoroughly, and didn't overstay its welcome. I loved that it can be played through in such a short time to the point where that's one of the things I frequently cite as to why I love it so much.

I don't know if I'm happy with Portal 2 being "a full-fledged game." Does that mean it'll be as long as Half-Life 2? That was fine for Half-Life 2, which employed a crapload of different gameplay styles and mechanics throughout... but I think three hours of Portal gameplay is perfect and any longer will only hurt it. We'll see what they have in store for us.

I have no idea why I would not want to see another game, even if I agreed with you that it explored all it could. It was great, and satisfying, don't get me wrong.

The unicorn XD is a flawed Americraft imitation of the original fabled creature.

I wish for the apocalypse to not happen.

UMBRELLA DECENT

If you didn't post that here already, where the hell else did you post it that I read it?

I'm seriously asking because I'm mind#####ed right now.

You compared it to Shrek.

EDIT: Nevermind, Facebook. lol
ROOKIE MISTAKE

[Hey, if I can make Twilight GOOD...]

Every single woman is psychotically in love with you and none of them want to share you.

I wish the next Spider-Man movie will be awesome in all the right ways.

Granted. The herbivore population skyrockets. Disease is erased. Birth defects in all creation. A lot of animals fail to initiate sexual intercourse. Plant life goes extinct. Everyone eventually dies of starvation or suffocation or several other complications of no violence that I haven't thought of.

I wish to be a great writer.

I'm not anemic. I WAS, for a pretty long time. It really ruins your life.

I was gonna say it's because I'm a rock-type Pokémon. They can't get under the skin with a needle. But I don't weigh enough. And my TNF cells are basically douchebags. I wouldn't want those things running around in someone else's body.

I'm O-, which is that universal donor, too.

Granted. Now try masturbating.

I wish to be BEAUTIFUL

I'm not allowed to give blood.

John wishes for a fried chicken leg, but it makes him fat.

I wish for a house with green-tinted windows situated on a plateau in suburban Canada.

I happened to see him post something on facebook. I mentioned MMM to him and he said he's just too busy right now.

I had a dream where a ghost in the form of my older brother as a kid in pajamas was crawling towards me with his head twitching and I beat him over the head with a pole until he disappeared.

So HA.

Because she's a LOUD TREE

Oh right.

http://www.youtube.com/user/hellghost000
- For speed paintings, and

http://www.youtube.com/user/NitroFlasher
- For music.

I dislike that this guy seems to use the same sound for every main melody. But my favourites are Gloomy Light Swamp and X's theme.

---

Looking at NitroFlasher's stuff again. I see he's posted some metal-style covers of songs from MMX.

RMX: Metal - Chill Penguin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3D1dMOHCe0

RMX: Metal - Dr. Light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7HjCI6-1o

RMX: Metal - Storm Eagle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWTZjkDOYs

The game's still being worked on. The last video out was one of Black Zero. It was referred to as the Black Armor. I forgive that.

MajiknFaelis (12:33:05 AM): So are you on Skype, Paul?
MajiknFaelis (12:33:10 AM): I do not see you.
Nemo (12:33:20 AM): Glenn Beck needs to log on!
MajiknFaelis (12:33:30 AM): Glenn Beck sent out URETHRA!
Paul (12:33:39 AM): i'm on
Nemo (12:33:39 AM): SWIFT ATTACK.

Rogers Wireless:

I wanted all pound signs but when I signed up for phone service the guy said no, this fat guy in Mexico has it taken and he's really good on his bills and I asked what is Rogers doing in Mexico and he just laughed and pressed a button on his desk.

Is that like a horrendous ripoff of She's Out of My League?

Pokéwalker: Crushing pediatric obesity THREE Pokémon at a time!

Somewhere out there is a six-packed jogger with 6 L100 Geodudes.

It's not her accent. It's her full-on personality that makes her a douchebag.

I sort of thought customization was where FF started to go wrong. And then killing exploration was the way they followed up on the success of going wrong.

#####, eh?

Was sold out when I was at the rental store. I rented Moon, Shaun of the Dead, and 500 Days of Summer instead.

I wasn't impressed by 500 Days of Summer. At all. Not that it was bad...
I appreciated the message it was trying to get across (not that it was a lesson I really needed to be taught). I just didn't appreciate having it spelled out for me at the end of the movie by Zooey Deschanel. And then AGAIN by the narrating voice. And it wasn't all that funny. It just came off as an okay movie with some funny parts.

At the very least it tells me Marc Webb would try to bring some narrative realism into the 2012 Spider-Man movie.

Yesterday
Mega Man was such a difficult game to play
But now I jump and slide all willy-nay
And still I seem to be okay

Suddenly I'm a dude with shades and a red sheen
When I jump, things bounce right off of me
Oh Protoman, I'm whistling

Why there's DLC
I can't see
It seems quite gay
I wish to complete
The whole game
I have to pay

Yesterday
I stepped on spikes and that's okay
I would've hit the lava either way
And tried again
Oh Yesterday

And that is my daily contribution to the fetid mass that is the internet.

Chaos hates lesbians BYAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I'm kidding, I know what you meant)

If I ever feel like it I'll just watch a "Let's Play Final Fantasy XIII" and skip most of the battles.

Maybe you have a window under your porch or something.

Like at my aunt's house they have a pool, and a high deck for reaching said pool, and it goes over the basement windows so all you see past it is spiders and darkness.

And my face.

edit: Wait, ew.

Well I play with my nuts all the time but I don't know about those other ones

Bragging rights for me are just a side-effect of having had the fun of doing the challenge. Provided the challenge was actually fun, which would be the main reason for me doing it.

Unlockables are nice too, though.

Now why IS that, exactly? What's so bad about it?

I haven't seen it and would like to know why it's so horrible that it doesn't deserve to be watched over all the plenty of #####ty movies out that I don't care about.