I have one dog named Chloe and a super-small dog named Maddy.

I absolutely HATE the name Chloe and it's bugged me ever since my mom named her.

Freshmen year is an odd year for everybody.

I've never been a sunglasses guy.

Nowadays that would never fly.

And I've always wondered... how did they always know exactly when to pop out and scare the ##### out the kids?

Anyway, Wind, get that picture. If you're talking about Crazy Mouse I wanna see if it's the same that they had at my fair!

except for this one #####ty coaster called "Crazy Mouse".

YES! They brought that and built it down at my local fair! Is it big and super-pink and at the top it goes under the letters?

And I'm pretty sure the seats look like mice.

Because yeah, I rode that, too. Twice.

Oh man. Oh yes.

You're the boss!

Still counts as original.

Hear that, Mike? You're famous!

Welcome, DeMatador. Or DeMat. Or Mat. Or Dem. Dem. Whatever. /mike

StarForce sucks and everyone here knows it, so you're already one step in the right direction. Glad to have ya'.

Yeah, it was a hard audition, too. I didn't think I'd make it. Well, I'm always overly confident, but deep down I was actually having doubts. Playing Bass Drum 4, out of seven. So I'm in the middle.

Anyway, I'm all settled into my room now. My roommate is pretty cool, and coincidentally also plays bass drum. Plays Bass 5. Pretty random, eh? He was trying out for snare but it just worked out like that. I bet somewhere, the people who assign roommates are high-fiving.

I might take pictures of my room later.

Haha, don't worry. Go ahead and add her but don't think too much about it. I usually add people I just met if they're worthy enough.

I always almost-crush on girls when I first become friends with them, but I almost always fight it off because I'd prefer being good friends than mucking about with that nonsense. Usually it's just my manhood playing games with my mind at first anyway. "Ooh, a girl! She's talking to you! ##### her, quick!"

Total exaggeration, especially since I'm not like that, but bear with me for humor's sake.




...aaaaaaaand today, I made the Western Michigan Universitaaaay Drumline. Yeah, that's what's up.

So your stuff got wet and you spent a lot money buying more stuff?

And dream journal? Queer.

Unreal. Crazy-awesome.

Just got my internet set up about an hour ago. Long day today. Moved in at college. More later.

I know what you mean.

I've been trying to see both Kill Bills, but I want to watch them back-to-back. I saw them for $7 each one time and almost bought them, but for whatever reason I didn't.

I like right-clicking better than not right-clicking.

And my laptop has a trackpad but I use a USB mouse most of the time.

I like that view on it. And Mario's pocket is the TARDIS!

Got the Untitled NaS album. Love it.

I know what you mean about hitting it off with a stranger. It's all good. I like that feeling, like an instant-new-friend or whatnot, if even just for a little bit.

So, tomorrow... I wake up early and go to college. It's like a Welcome Week sort of thing so classes don't start yet, but still.

Tonight I hung out with my friends one last time for the summer. We had fun, and we went to see a movie but the only thing playing right then was Tropic Thunder, which half of us had already seen. "##### it." So we saw Tropic Thunder again. Just as good the second time.

Then I had to say goodbye and now I'm home. I'm about pack up my laptop in a second so until I'm all moved in again you won't hear from me!

I only got into Friends near the end of the series.

Unless you want to have sex with someone and they won't let you! Then it means yes!

Damn. Foiled again!

I KNOW.

And yeah, I've heard that Godfather/Star Wars thing and intend to do the same.

I've never even heard any of his other songs. But that one... man. It's something.

I was told all his songs sound just like that one, though, and he sings them the same way... which is something I wouldn't be able to stand.

I've been packing all day for tomorrow.

College.

Huh.

Pssh. You know GUTS! but not Hidden Temple? They went hand-in-hand!

OLMEC AND THE AGGRO CRAG!

And GUTS! on rollerblades sounds fun.

8-bit Legends 3?

The only quote I've ever heard from it is "The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fi~etc" and never anything else.

I've never heard anyone say it's the best movie ever, just people saying that it's fantastic and everyone should see it.

Both of which are true.

However, I can definitely see those kinds of people overly-celebrating a movie like this.

I really liked it and it exceeded my expectations and that's good enough for me, but I have too many other movies that I liked ever more than this.

Well, yeah, I never said every weeaboo who wants to play every game with anime characters doesn't import.

It's a clever way of advertising.

And now, gentleman: the greatest fatality ever in a Mortal Kombat game, thanks to the Joker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRBhvHqHZ-M

Today. This morning. Whatever. Irrelevant.

I finally watched Fight Club.

I always felt like it was a sin that I'd never watched it, along with other notable flicks like The Godfather, Scarface, 2001: A Space Oddysey, Die Hard, The Terminator... well, that list goes on forever. There's tons of stuff I really need to watch and feel like I can't call myself a movie fan unless I have.

Anyway, point is...

Fight Club blew my mind.

I really had NO idea what it was about. None at ALL. Nobody ever even hinted to me that it wasn't just about fighting. I knew it was about something meaningful and deep but I had no idea. None at all ("which, by a staggering coincidence" /hitchhiker'sguide).

Final thoughts: why the ##### did I take so long to watch this? I have seriously been missing out.

Olmec, history lessons, stairs, lame obstacle course, temple guards that jump out of nowhere and grab children.

Refreshed?

And it won't get to America because of licensing issues. Same reason those Shonen Jump fighting game things for DS never got to America.

Too many characters that aren't licensed for use in America and such.

I hated the charge shot in the NES games. Everything about it. I'm so #####ing glad they took it out of MM9, even if meant they took out the slide, too.

"Inafking" is stupid and sounds stupid, but yes. All 6 NES MegaMan games are absolute gems and near-perfect games despite the fact that the overall quality does vary a bit between them.

Hence old NES and SNES games that no longer save.

FINALLY GOT BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED.

DO NOT DISTURB.

BECAUSE IT'S #####ING AWESOME.

Oh, that Role Models movie? Ha, that looked hilarious. That and Sex Drive, which I'd seen posters of before but knew nothing about until I saw the trailer (and the Role Models one) before Tropic Thunder.

Yeah, you at least understand.

If you knew the show, it'd be... like... unbelievably cooler to you.

Almost every United States of American kid in the 90's watched Legends of the Hidden Temple and Nickelodeon GUTS! every day.

EA finally does something funny (Tiger Woods' Jesus Shot)

In my eyes, it's just hilarious that EA responded to fan-made viral video. It's even greater that they got Tiger involved.

Don't do Abbot and Costello.

Waitin' On The World To Change - John Mayer

Always calms me.

Super Paper Mario is just lame in every direction.

It's funny because the coins are never hidden!

Haha, The Lost Coins.

All-Star is one of my favorite songs by default of nostalgia, have it all memorized. So, reading Mike's posts were fun because he tripped things up a bit.

LESSON TO OTHERS: IF YOU'RE GONNA' COPYPASTA LYRICS, SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT

I read that as "Jesus and I saw Death Race" and didn't do a double-take until I finished the rest of the post.

Canadians don't appreciate 90's Nick game shows.

/racist