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Title: The Poetry Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 22 February 2011, 21:46:08 Since I can't find the old Haiku thread (if it even made it to this version), I'm making a more all-encompassing thread for literate art.
Any kind of poetry is welcome. I'll start us off: Windy skies and trees Bright sunshine and rain, snow, hail Weather is confused Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 23 February 2011, 01:24:54 Wingeh and Pengy,
They have mixed up their gametes, A Baby's coming. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 23 February 2011, 08:00:58 Kick, kick, punch, backflip
Wriggle, squirm, headbutt, headbutt It's the Lizzie dance! Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 23 February 2011, 23:32:45 Roses are red, violets are blue
I #####ing hate haiku's Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Jakey on 24 February 2011, 21:53:56 One, Two, Three-Four-Five
One-Two, Three, Four Five, Six-Seven I like The Office. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: ASR on 24 February 2011, 22:32:55 Still?
Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Jakey on 24 February 2011, 22:37:43 Holly and Michael dude.
I'm a much bigger fan of Community, but I couldn't put it in my haiku. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Snare on 24 February 2011, 23:27:13 Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake shut the door Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 25 February 2011, 01:13:35 Snare Snare I'm a bear
I'm a flippin omnivore. I eat fish and plants. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Jakey on 25 February 2011, 01:15:34 The name is Johncarll.
My glasses are very pointy. Screw your opinions. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Chron on 25 February 2011, 02:06:38 You could try forms other than haiku, please.
I try to count the stress and lull in words... ... but I just can't see rhyme in these. I guess you all are just a bunch of turds. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 25 February 2011, 02:12:59 Well I think Chron
Is a bitter old man Not as bitter as Rez, obviously, oh and free form poetry sucks Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: ASR on 25 February 2011, 05:11:58 Holly and Michael dude. The Office is not at its best I think it should be laid to rest Michael and Holly, I do agree Are the only thing I want to see If it weren't for Community Parks and Rec and Rock Thirty I would not be watching NBC Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Slugkid on 25 February 2011, 15:51:54 No haikus found down
Here in southamerica and that is sucky Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 26 February 2011, 10:33:11 Haiku was just eating my brain
It was flowing with minimal strain But now I am stuck Mind #####-out-of-luck As my focus goes SWOOSH down the drain The limerick now, it would seem Is the focus of unconscious dream Expression of thought To keep braincells taut Is the purpose of this thing, I deem. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Mikero on 5 March 2011, 20:16:00 Community yes
PRPS There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest. Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 6 March 2011, 01:52:48 That sound like it hurts
And is down in the dirts Quite possibly outside a circle of yerts Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: Mikero on 6 March 2011, 23:52:10 Community yes For clarity: The end part of this rhyme is from that Interior Crocodile Alligator "rap song" by Chip Tha Ripper what one Title: Re: The Poetry Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 23 March 2011, 18:46:02 Cheap Viagra pills
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