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Title: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 00:59:30 (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/smellslikeunoriginality.png)
>You find yourself in a room and you don't remember why. >All you see is a door, a mat, a rope, a pit, a rectangular opening in the wall, and an area of cracked wall. >You wonder what's on TV. >So what're you going to do now? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 October 2009, 01:29:59 >Stop ripping off Lunche who's ripping off MSPaint Adventures
But I'll play along.. >Look in the pit Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 4 October 2009, 02:01:46 >Kill yourself
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 07:46:51 >Look in the pit (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/thepit.png) >It seems to be some sort of pit. >Kill yourself (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/withwhat.png) >With what? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 4 October 2009, 08:10:51 >Stop ripping off Lunche who's ripping off ASR but not really since it's been long enough between that one and this one so as to not really call it ripping off but anyway ASR was ripping off MSPaint Adventures Fixed. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 4 October 2009, 09:26:01 >Ford the River.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: NovaMan XP on 4 October 2009, 18:31:58 >Accidentally the pit
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 20:15:23 >Accidentally the pit (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/dowhatwiththepit.png) >Accidentally do what with the pit? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 October 2009, 20:19:59 >The WHOLE pit.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 21:54:38 >The WHOLE pit. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/holepit.png) >Oh! Why didn't you just say so? You look down into the pit. It's kind of deep and kind of dark, but you can kind of see something at the bottom, kind of. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 October 2009, 21:58:05 >JUMP INTO PIT
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 22:15:24 >JUMP INTO PIT (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/distancemisjudged.png) >You do an awesome backflip, but sadly you greatly misjudged the depth of the pit and it was only a few feet deep, you land on your back on top of the thing at the bottom. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 October 2009, 22:17:38 >Inspect thing
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 4 October 2009, 22:19:12 >Investigate the large black thing at the bottom of the pit.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 22:43:15 >Inspect thing >Investigate the large black thing at the bottom of the pit. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/unabletograsp.png) >You are unable to grasp the true form of the thing. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Lunchebox on 4 October 2009, 23:06:57 >Then grasp it with your hands, lad!
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 October 2009, 23:18:58 > Use Silph Scope
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 October 2009, 23:49:55 >Then grasp it with your hands, lad! (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/congratulationsitsagirl.png) >You reach out and grab the thing. >Oh! It's a girl! >She doesn't look very happy. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Lunchebox on 5 October 2009, 00:07:45 >You just got to second base, congrats, you're a MAN now.
>Try to get to third. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Snare on 5 October 2009, 00:43:45 >For Christ's sake get a haircut.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 5 October 2009, 01:38:37 >get out of the pit.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 5 October 2009, 01:44:46 >Add girl to inventory
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Lunchebox on 5 October 2009, 01:52:19 Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 5 October 2009, 04:28:24 Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 October 2009, 04:29:46 >Try to get to third. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/notgonnatouchitsadface.png) >You attempt to seduce her into possibly taking your relationship a step further. >She expresses that she's already worried about how fast the relationship is moving and that she justs wants you to take her home now. >Add girl to inventory (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/yougotoneangrygirlfriend.png) >You got 1 angry girlfriend. >Sucks to be you. >get out of the pit. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/pitjump.png) >You jump out of the pit. >For Christ's sake get a haircut. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/emohairihas.png) >You realize you haven't gotten a haircut in a while, it's kind of outdated, and most of the other people who sport it are emo kids. >You wonder who could cut your hair and what style it should be. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 5 October 2009, 04:31:29 >cornrows
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: NovaMan XP on 5 October 2009, 04:31:43 >Tear off your hair with your bare hands. And then your bear hands.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 5 October 2009, 05:03:13 >Kill yourself by tying the rope around your neck and hanging yourself.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 October 2009, 21:35:03 >Tear off your hair with your bare hands. And then your bear hands. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/nomohairo.png) >You pull out all of your hair. >You remember you're not a bear. >Kill yourself by tying the rope around your neck and hanging yourself. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/inonohow.png) >Why would you do that? Being in a bad relationship and having a bad hair day isn't the end of the world. >You don't know how to tie a knot of any sort anyway. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 6 October 2009, 14:59:23 >Grow a rough beard, make a bandana from the rope and eat a snake.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 6 October 2009, 15:56:05 >Grow a rough beard, make a bandana from the rope and eat a snake. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/itsshowtime.png) >It's show time. >Using the power of your pure awesomeness you manage to grow a beard and transform the rope into a bandanna. >You suddenly get the hankering for a delicious snake. >New Objective: Locate and snack on a snake. >Where should you look for a snake first? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 6 October 2009, 16:34:23 >Check door.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 7 October 2009, 00:24:06 >Check door. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/itsadoornotasnake.png) >It's a door, not a snake. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 7 October 2009, 02:07:41 >Check for snakes on the other side of the door.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 7 October 2009, 02:59:09 >Use a fake death pill.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 7 October 2009, 03:48:42 >Check for snakes on the other side of the door. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/acloset.png) >You open the door. >There's someone tied up and taped to the other side of the door. >Damn, still no snakes. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 7 October 2009, 03:50:15 >eat them, they look kind of snake-ish.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 7 October 2009, 08:34:43 >Yell "I. Really. Hate. Mummies!!!" in your best Brendan Fraser impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?)
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 October 2009, 21:04:48 This is the lamest quest in the history of text adventures.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 9 October 2009, 21:06:02 >do whatever you plan on doing next since obviously you're not doing anything we tell you to do until we tell you to do something you actually want us to do
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 October 2009, 22:07:40 >Yell "I. Really. Hate. Mummies!!!" in your best Brendan Fraser impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?) (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/iambrentonfraserbitch.png) >You do an amazing impression of Brendan Fraser. >The Mummy doesn't know wether to be frightened by your statement or to be attracted to you due to your uncanny resemblance to Brendan Fraser. >eat them, they look kind of snake-ish. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.png) >You decide that you're probably not going to find any real snakes any time soon, so you settle for this. >You rip the Mummy off of the door and start gettin' your grub on. >The Mummy doesn't seem very happy. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 10 October 2009, 02:51:57 I #####ing LOVE how much that doesn't look like Brendan Fraser.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Speed Racer on 10 October 2009, 15:49:19 >untie the mummy.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 October 2009, 17:40:25 >untie the mummy. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/notazombieatall.png) >You untie the Mummy. >That's not a mummy at all, it's a girl. >She looks like she's kind of mad at you for biting off some of her skin. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Speed Racer on 10 October 2009, 18:00:36 >bandage up the wound with some of the linen on the floor.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 October 2009, 20:13:56 >bandage up the wound with some of the linen on the floor. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/youplaydoctor.png) >You decide to play doctor. >You bandage up her wound just fine and she's on her way to a full recovery. >She's grateful, less angry, and also very confused. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Lunchebox on 10 October 2009, 21:13:48 >Go for second base
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Fatso on 10 October 2009, 21:51:30 >Combine confused girl and angry girlfriend
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 10 October 2009, 21:57:31 >piggyback ride
>Go for second base Which base is eating her arm? (There was a nastier joke there but I changed it) Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 10 October 2009, 22:02:03 >Ask her why she's wearing hockey equipment.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 October 2009, 23:28:25 >Combine confused girl and angry girlfriend (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/lezfuzio.png) >They become a couple. >piggyback ride >Go for second base (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/yevnbother.png) >Don't even bother. :( Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 11 October 2009, 03:19:30 >piggyback ride (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/base_system.png) Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 19 October 2009, 17:55:35 > Start caring about your escape again. Or snakes.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 19 October 2009, 21:15:40 > Don't ##### your pants.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 19 October 2009, 22:02:52 > Start caring about your escape again. Or snakes. > Don't ##### your pants. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/whatidofirst.png) >Okay! >Now what? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 20 October 2009, 01:08:09 >Eat through the wall, no mustard.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Winged Warrior on 20 October 2009, 01:31:15 > Go number two
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 20 October 2009, 14:35:43 > No items, Fox only, FINAL DESTINATION!
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 21 October 2009, 18:17:45 >Eat through the wall, no mustard. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/idunliekmustardanyboo.png) >It's cool, you don't like mustard anyway. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 21 October 2009, 18:47:26 >You are what you eat.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 22 October 2009, 00:13:26 You didn't show what's on the other side of the wall?
Pffft. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 22 October 2009, 04:24:55 You didn't show what's on the other side of the wall? (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/itdjkasdas.png) >It's a dark room. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 22 October 2009, 04:30:25 you didn't have to be an ass about it
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 22 October 2009, 04:34:25 It has light shining into it now.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 22 October 2009, 04:50:06 It has light shining into it now. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/itdjkasdas.png) >No there isn't. >But there is a monster or something. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 22 October 2009, 06:12:42 >Let the monster kill you.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 22 October 2009, 07:26:40 It has light shining in it from the previous room, is what John is saying.
This is going to suck worse if you just want to do your thing and what people say doesn't matter, but OK. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 22 October 2009, 14:25:57 >whatever sano wants to do next
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 22 October 2009, 16:10:07 It has light shining in it from the previous room, is what John is saying. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/sorrythelightwasntpayingattention.jpg) >Oh... The light wasn't paying attention, but now she's coming in through the small hole you made in the wall. >You can see the monster, he looks unhappy like all the women you've seen today. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: NovaMan XP on 22 October 2009, 16:13:16 >Make love to the monster
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Johncarllos on 22 October 2009, 16:24:29 >Take a step back because it is obviously too top heavy to stand correctly.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 22 October 2009, 17:01:43 >make out
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 23 October 2009, 01:13:24 >Take a step back because it is obviously too top heavy to stand correctly. (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/gurdidear.png) >Whatever its leg situation may be, it's definitely a good idea to step away from the monster. >The monster advances. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 31 October 2009, 20:06:39 > I SAW THIS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL PUNCH IT IN THE NOSE
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 1 November 2009, 17:32:14 > I SAW THIS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL PUNCH IT IN THE NOSE (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/myhandgothurt.png) >You punch the monster. >Your hand hurts. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 1 November 2009, 21:31:46 >Search your purse for pepper spray.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 3 November 2009, 16:51:40 >It's weakened! Use your pokeball!
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 November 2009, 01:16:18 >Search your purse for pepper spray. >It's weakened! Use your pokeball! (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/asjkfhfasdasdfhasd.png) > You don't have any items. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 4 November 2009, 01:59:03 > SUPER RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 4 November 2009, 05:09:36 > SUPER RUN AWAY! (http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r372/CaptainSanoguchi/imfasterthansonicandforrestgump.png) > Good idea! You run away as fast as possible, leaving the monster, the dark room, those two girls, and the room you started out in far behind. > Damn, you're a pretty fast runner, everything around you becomes a blur, but you can see that you sped past The Scout, Sonic, the Postman from Legend of Zelda, Forrest Gump, and The Flash a few thousand miles back, so just pretend they never existed because they only served the purpose of describing how fast you're running. > You're starting to get tired, you should probably decide where you want to stop. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 6 November 2009, 06:12:27 The second Flash ran through dimensions into an alternate Earth.
The third Flash outran death itself. If you're faster than them, this better be really creative. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 6 November 2009, 11:58:08 > Course heading, Captain: Second star to the right... and straight on till morning.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 6 November 2009, 16:29:05 NEEEEERRRRRD
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: White Shadow on 20 November 2009, 11:55:18 So this is dead, I guess.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Snare on 20 November 2009, 14:43:19 This whole place is dead!
Hurry up and DO something. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 20 November 2009, 21:02:46 I've been wanting him dead in this thing for the longest time! Don't ruin it for me!
>YOU MUST DIE!! Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 21 November 2009, 01:56:22 Invaders must die!
Banananananananaan! Invaders must die! Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 21 November 2009, 02:50:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijMiQ0awsio&feature=related
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 21 November 2009, 03:06:05 I don't watch that show really but I can tell that was much funnier without the stupid editing.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: preventerWIND on 21 November 2009, 03:19:23 Yep, and unfortunately that's all they had showing the whole clip.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 21 November 2009, 07:42:53 See, and I didn't even know that was a Prodigy reference.
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 21 November 2009, 09:25:14 Why would you?
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ASR on 21 November 2009, 18:08:37 I try to be on top of all this pop-culture nonsense!
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 23 November 2009, 04:12:39 The only way I knew it was Prodigy was because Annie is top notch herself.
I actually like some of their music. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 26 November 2009, 19:01:36 Not the proper use of top notch but yeah The Prodigy is a great electro group.
Prodigy is an East coast rapper and one half of the duo Mobb Deep. Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: ChaosVortex on 27 November 2009, 19:33:15 I'll admit I'm a moron, okay?
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 19 May 2013, 07:02:15 > Course heading, Captain: Second star to the right... and straight on till morning. > You've been in space for nearly four years... Now what? Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: saldite on 20 May 2013, 10:24:37 >Combine the stars
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Jaap on 20 May 2013, 19:54:22 > TAKE a DEEP BREATH
Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Winged Warrior on 21 May 2013, 02:28:29 after spending four years with the stars... Learning their language... Gaining their trust... Now you have the opertunity to:
>use them as a power source. Harness them to create the ultimate weapon, The SANOCANNON! Title: Re: Sano Quest Post by: Mikero on 25 May 2013, 04:07:41 >Pillage a nearby star for resources then ride down to a populated planet and
>Rule. >Dat. >BITCH. |