Well, in recent spriting that I've done, the bandana's gone. I might. MIGHT. Post what I have so far.

But only if Snare takes his shirt off.

The new TMNT on Saturday mornings reeks of not good. It went in a totally different direction. But the movies, the OLD OLD cartoon, and the games were kickass.

Yeah, I type like that too. I don't talk with single letters like "u" or "c" or "I."

And apparently, everything on TV is bad.

Except for the Catholic Channel. And I know what you're thinking now.

"Holy #####!"

Thus what I was going for.

Definitely.

No lie.

I'll never forget one scene from Spider-Man for the PC.

Parker and Eddie are looking something up on a computer, and Venom goes, "Surf the web! Surf the web!" It led to my surfing of teh interweb. Thanks, Marvel, where would I be without you?

Well, he IS a big bird! And she wasn't using a proper sentence structure.

It was my training for MMM.

When you hear the name "Venom," you expect some sort of awesome force of evil.

Not so much in Spider-Man 3.

STOP INTERRUPTING MY POSTING, DAMN IT!

Speaking of Sesame Street, I was told that I could never understand the show when I was little. My mom would say, "Look, it's Big Bird!"

I would promptly say, "Yeah, Mommy, it IS a big bird!"

I was a genius in my youth.

Oh, and he has goggles/sunglasses that he wears like the stereotypical anime character under his dyed-blonde hair.

Which he spykes like he's Cloud or something.

Oh, and he has goggles/sunglasses that he wears like the stereotypical anime character under his dyed-blonde hair.

YOU BUTTERBALL!

I'm better than my sister who, when she was younger, grabbed the bag of sugar and a spoon, sat down and watched Sesame Street.

She then grew up to marry at 19 and divorce at 20 after she cheated on her husband and now lives in Texas with nothing but a couple pots and pans and I think a bed.

Now what's the moral to this story, kids?

They're both Pokemon maniacs, but he likes his gameshark too much.

Same guy I rant about all the time who likes MMZ Zero better than MMX Zero, likes anime too much, uses Japanese when talking to little children, yada yada yada.

Yeah, I was gonna say that. It looks too "one-colorish."

And shoebox can spell hobo sex!

Anyone wanna shoebox? 

You just blew my mind, Snare.

And yes, Nova, Sano did call me a Lan recolor, and he was the one who abused me for it the most.  But Mikero always blames the bandana for it whenever it's mentioned.

And no, Chaos, I did not base the attacks on DBZ, no matter how similar they were.

But yes, Nova IS a Proto Man recolor unoriginal NT Warrior-based name rip-off.

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And Snare, keep going. And maybe an XJ version would be funny.

I had a friend who actually ran into and caught a red Sneasel. Insane.

I remember when I caught a shiny Pidgey on Firered.  My friend was on the phone with his girlfriend talking about how he uses his gameshark to always get shinys.

I promptly rubbed it in his face. Literally.

Geez, now we're gonna hear Mikero go off about Lan recolors/wannabes/whateverthehellwedecidedmyspriteis.

His face is shiny. 

Mikero keeps his face squeaky clean.

Ha.

Add a green bandana! You know you want to!

Well, you obviously haven't met yourself.

I didn't make that if that's what you're thinking.

Well, the fact is that people don't know where to stop.  If they do make a successful sequel, they think that they can do it again.  And again. And again.

Eventually, they do make it fail, but by this time, they don't realize it and keep making more.

Have you not seen the sequels to the sequels aka the prequels?

Now THAT's interesting.

No. No, I haven't. But the odds of making a sequel to anything and it being good are slim. Very very slim.

It has a sequel? Then it HAS to suck.

Madagascar.  The penguins. GEEZ, IT WAS IN THE COMMERCIAL.

Well, two things then.

1. Smoking causes bad things for everyone AND it rapes.
2. Fatso can't guess the other half of things that I learn.

White chocolate is the only one I dislike. All others are nice to eat on a day where I need something sweet.

But dark chocolate...that can be put on ANY of my foods.  And I mean ANY.

Way to miss the reference, man.  You bum me out, dawg.

Haven't played either. I'm satisfied with my X1-X5.

Probably not literally what he meant but I always welcome more excuses to kill the poor bastard.

That's you, XJ.

Fixed.

You don't see anything...right?

Sorry, my face has been acting up lately ever since it learned how to be sarcastic.

I just thought I wasn't supposed to die because dying showed failure.

God, now I know the true reason. THANK YOU FOR MY SALVATION, GOOD SIR!

So you'll be playing the part of Captain Obvious this evening?

I LOVE those thin mint cookies. THOSE were the integral part of my happiness during my childhood.  Good God, I would sit down and eat an entire box while I watched TV whenever my mom got them.  They are simply the tip of cookie perfection.

All the other Girl Scout cookies my mom bought were usually left alone in the cupboard.

Photoshop.  That's all you need for the rest of your life. And I don't care if you have the money to get it or not, GET IT NAO.

And I like the card, even if it's based off of the very core of "horriblefailuresyndrome."

That sounds disgusting but I haven't tried one so I can't judge.

I remember trying chocolate french fries. Big mistake.

Oh yeah. Chocolate + deep fried food = bad.

Now chocolate + salty food? Erotic.

And I've never been fond of white chocolate.  It makes me feel nauseous for some reason.

Ironic that dark chocolate makes me feel great.

Well, let's see.  Sega had a great game, brought about new content that wasn't bad, and is now bringing in definite non-Sonic gameplay.

Yeah, that's stage three of Capcom syndrome.

The word noticed first being "both."

What I want to see is Sega follow the path of Capcom and go back to old-fashioned graphics and gameplay.  Come on, we all know someone's gonna catch the idea eventually.  Then everyone will do it, and game designers won't replace gameplay with pleasing graphics.

He's one of those people then?

Well, aren't you the funny little comedian?

"Daniel, you have been charged with the murder of a fictional character to the third degree."

"Em...what?"

"The victim, Axl, was repeatedly thrown into a spike pit until all of his lives were gone, and your thumbprints were on the controller when we examined the weapon used in the crime."

"HE DESERVED IT, THE BASTARD!"

"Hi, I'd like a cheesebur-"

"WE DON'T HAVE THOSE, YOU IMBECILE!"

Now THAT would be funny to see.

Do they still make those? God, I can never find the damn things.  They used to be in the checkout aisle at Wal-Mart, but they disappeared and got replaced with white chocolate pretzels.  It wasn't the same, and my life started going downhill from there.

Learned something new today...

Unless you use both your hands AND your feet. Then it starts to get complicated when you have more than two each.

I did nothing today AGAIN.  But this Saturday I get to sing 50's doo-wop a cappella for an art festival in town.  Yep, that's my job for anyone who doesn't know.  I sing a cappella music for a local group.  My job kicks ass. How's yours?

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