I like the sign about the sign fine.
It's a fine sign about sign fines.

Apparently you have never been subjected to all that hippity hop preachin' about how shoes are the most important thing ever.

Oh, I have.
I just choose to believe those people are mentally... not all there.

I eat flowers, Snare.

We've all seen pictures of Sano.
I'm pretty sure his biology is not that alternative.

They look like chastity belts for your feet.

... have you ever even SEEN a chastity belt?

*cleans off his very bloody knife*

Only if he dies in the intro stage and we forget about him completely.

Best bet is to boot from a disc (CD, flash drive) and see what you can make of the hard drive from that.

"If you keep them bottled up they will destroy you."

Oh god, I love this.

... stop using DOS?
Oh, e-mail.
Eh, I dunno so I may as well not send any.

If it did that when walking/running however, and sounded like the ones from Mega Man Legends, I'd run EVERYWHERE.

I guess it does sound awesome if you could turn off the SFX.

Hahaha, yes.
And the PSHHHHHH noise made when it detects enough pressure for a jump.

Well awesome I guess.
You could (not that I would advise it) wear my shoes, then.

I shed manly tears for your shoe finding predicament, my brother at...
... uh... feet.

I'm sure they don't make these in my shoe size anyway.
13EEE (US) is not easy to come by for junk like this.

No big loss, though; they don't look comfortable and I bet they get pretty hot in warm weather.

Don't play around, Wind, you know you're just covering up your true feelings for her.

... urge to create custom Team Fortress 2 skins rising...

Yeah.
Well... I'm not sure carnivores eat other carnivores regularly outside of the sea.
I've never heard different; probably because hunters know how to dodge other hunters a little better rather than any taste preference, I guess.

Now carrion eaters... yeah, anything and everything.

K.

... as awesome as that picture is, I still hate Jerry Seinfeld.

BANDWIDTH LIMIT EXCEEDED

: Chron  29 March 2009, 19:21:34

That's probably some of the smoothest, most well designed Flash I've ever seen.
Funny, but not the best website ever in my opinion.

I don't think you got as far as I did.

As in...
[spoiler]Did you click "Release Date"?[/spoiler]

Because, if so, then it's clearly a site that will trump every other site you visit in the next few weeks.

I did. Thought it was funny, but it's still not the best.
Just entertaining for a few minutes.

The way I heard it is that the proteins also help support higher brain functions, or at least brain size.

It's probably a combination, but in either case I think fish sort of solve it since they not only require some deal of intelligence to catch, but they are also very good for brain development.

That's probably some of the smoothest, most well designed Flash I've ever seen.
Funny, but not the best website ever in my opinion.

That's a two-stroke linear-basic symbol.
It's not that hard to draw, kids.

Spider story made me smile.

Well said.

There are some who think that from a scientific standpoint, the only reason why humans are as intelligent (arguable, heh) as they are today is because they meat.

Mostly fish, I think, but still.

Snake needs to take off that face paint and quick.
oh wait that's you

right
good luck spy

<- refer to avatar for emotion

It could be that it's just one being alternated so quickly it sounds like two.
But you'd have to point out what you're talking about to me.

The music from Journey to Silius. Sometimes I discredit the NES, and I find some gem someone made ages ago using the thing.

It's amazing what one can do with such simplistic means.
Sunsoft was particularly good at it, now that I'm thinking of it... too bad they never made much worth playing.

I should probably check out more of the stuff they did.

The same thing tends to happen when you tack "quest" on the end of titles.



To illustrate, this was a doubly awesome game.
... come to think of it, it might make a fun movie, but the problem with that is that you only have the one guy, and for some reason directors always want to add some annoying animal friend or something into the mix and as funny as annoying animal friends are, I don't like them much.

Salad Fingers is some old Newgrounds trash, isn't it?
If it's what I remember, it made sense to me... but then so did discrete mathematics.
That's not to say I did well.
Because I didn't.
A lot.

People who honestly find Family Guy offensive haven't watched much television

Pretty sure this isn't directed at me; but just to clarify, I don't find it offensive. I just like to get my repetitive random stupidity quota filled with flash loops.
On the whole a more entertaining thing.

That's one happy strawberry, man.
His pleasant wave just screams "EAT ME!"

Whereas I think it's a lot of stupid animation acting as a sort of hastily-applied glue to allow a random series of sometimes but not always entertaining jokes to be riffed off in rapid succession by someone who isn't actually funny himself, but when he steals from funny people then he can be kinda funny but for the most part he's annoying.

As much as I hate it I still watch an episode once in a good long while; I fear it may damage my already ridiculously fragile intellect if I watch the show for extended periods of time.
Delta, however, has so much brain I'm sure he has an entire section dedicated just for such fry-ups.

I really only ever watch TV anymore when other people have it on, but recently I have been watching some:
House - Same reason Delta mentioned it
Life - The plot is good and the main character is entertaining and also probably voices the moose on the Learning Channel, which brings me to
Peep and the Big Wide World - oh my god why is this show so amazing
The Office - Has been great every time I've seen it.
Mythbusters - but i did not even need to say this because if you don't watch it your soul is dead and if you think you don't have one then this is why
Good Eats - Mr. Wizard with a kitchen and lots and lots of food but not so much budget

Oh them all, House is my favorite show, mostly because House can get away with being the kind of person that I would like to be but couldn't because I do not work in a hospital and when I try to cure people it does not work so well. You might say I am good at uncuring people, though.

The apple is just on there because apples are fun.
What is the apple doing on the box?
Why it's being a fun apple, that's what!

Were I somewhere else, I would have more to say on this subject.
Since I am not I will simply say: Could be worse.

I must admit, I think there's a Coldplay song I like, but I don't know the name of it.

If it's Clocks, then it's the only one I like as well.

See, this is where not listening to music for band names is good.
I only really ever like one or two songs from any artist, so I never actually buy albums.

I just get what I think is best and jam it on a CD.

Strangely, I managed to beat the whole thing without much difficulty and find most of the secret bits, too. Missing some heart pieces but I've never cared to collect them all.

Most people don't like Minish Cap, though, but sometimes I have inverted mainstream tastes.

It's even green flavor.

You'll have to forgive me.
I've been in a literal rut lately.

Curious. I also dislike Majora's Mask.

There's also a possibility that I could simply be forcing myself not to want to play these games because I simply lack the money to buy anything. No idea though, and that has nothing to do with my dislike for the old Capcom Zelda games.

: Chron  26 March 2009, 23:35:55

: ASR  26 March 2009, 16:33:25

...Minish Cap was awful from the hour or so I played.

...how could... how could you hate Link's Awakening?!

Because I'm not you? I dunno.
Sufficiently explain why I don't like it and why you do, and you'll win a Nobel Prize.
No joke.

Sorry, but I'm right and you're wrong. Simple as that. But it's okay, we can still be friends.

No prize today, what a shame.

... why?
No.
Never mind. Don't answer that. I don't care.

That's
...
Annoying.



I applied for a company called Yogu-San today.

I'm actually excited.


The history is what piqued my interest the most. That, and the Yogu are so damned cute.

So hungry. So very hungry.

It'll explode someone's brain on day one and there will be a recall. This won't be the first or last product that leads the Lucas bankruptcy of 2019, though.

The devices used to scan are, as I understand the technology, not invasive and are passive.
No chance of that happening; it does require a decent amount of self control, though.

Yes, but you can even moved saved data on to a card.
And even a measly 2GB card has a whole arseload of blocks.

...Minish Cap was awful from the hour or so I played.

...how could... how could you hate Link's Awakening?!

Because I'm not you? I dunno.
Sufficiently explain why I don't like it and why you do, and you'll win a Nobel Prize.
No joke.

: Chron  26 March 2009, 00:20:36

it's just something about portable Zelda games has always irked me.

Ever played Link's Awakening? My favorite Zelda game.

Yes. I hate it. Great music, though.
The only one of them I like much is Minish Cap, which is odd because I seem to remember not many people like it.

... I guess I should mumble something about waiting for the Metroid Prime Wii remake to come out, but honestly I'm still not sure if I even want to buy that.
I have like $50 of Best Buy gift cards, and there's nothing I want to buy when I walk through that place.

---

Also, everyone go download #####ing Wii System Menu 4.0. It's #####ing worth it.

Only since you now have more space for your VC games.
You can not move the card to another Wii and play your games from there.
I paid for the things, and I should be able to play them wherever I want to, so until they fix that it's merely a space-saving device.

Oh, and don't even think about trying to mess with the files; if you read they suggest that they just delete anything you've tampered with. I know what they've done; they've put some big horrible checksums around various bits of data and then entire thing just to make it nigh impossible to pirate (which I respect, but if they've gone to this trouble then IT SHOULD BE SAFE TO PLAY THEM ON OTHER WIIS).

I now hate Nintendo so much I may never buy another of their games again.
I realize that I'm not making a statement to them, and that I'm just one person. It's not my intention to make a statement.

I'm just tired of being bamboozled out of my money time and time again.
That stops now.

The form had a numerical value check.
It wasn't an option.

But he isn't drawn well enough to have started it...

Wow, congratulations.

... oh, this reminds me. About three days ago I stumbled into the dining room half asleep.
I didn't do it right.

So my smallest toe on my right foot is, once again, broken (just fractured). This happened about three years ago, but the break then was worse; I had merely fractured it then, but then it snapped when I was putting on pants. I also did not do it right that time.

Anyway, it's just the small toe and it should heal up quickly. Not really much pain, but I'm keeping it bound for a while. Curiously I managed to find the gauze and tape from the last time this happened.

This also made me recall that inside of my computer holding the power button in place is some of the same medical tape. It has been holding for two years. This is stuff that just peels right off of everything, yet it has held the power button on. For two years. In a computer. Curious.

Now, today I had to run (drive and limp) by my old high school and get my transcript so I could figure out what my GPA was, and thus complete part of a job application which, for some reason, required high school GPA. I hazard a guess that it is a generalized form.
The job is as a software developer for a company in Dayton, Ohio. It is a job. In my field.
It is the only thing this year I've managed to get so close to.

... needless to say I don't have my hopes up, but it's a job and I'm going to try my best to get the damn thing. Hopefully I did not royally screw up the aptitude test; I was unable to finish the math word problem section or the alpha sequence section, but at least I nearly finished the latter.
The only problem now is figuring out how I should get to a job interview should I make it to that point.

No, no. Wind's on to something here.
He started it.

YES. Oh, man, that book was awesome way back.
I didn't remember those PJ's being so unquestionably awesome though.

I don't watch 24 and probably never will, but this was chock-full of enough 90's jokes to make me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLH_QyPTYM&feature=related

PRODIGY.
RAGE.