I'm confused by all these DS remakes.

The first 3 are really good but the last one is a bit bland.

He was a scientologist anyway, so he hasn't died, he's just voluntarily ascended to another plane of existance.

Hair needs more texture to avoid looking like a pudding hat.

Oh dear.

my first car is unlikely to ever exist.

For the first time in history, I WAS WRONG!

CHECK IT OUT, BITCHES!

(i rule)

When was she ever Princess Plum?

I liked the old ones but I don't think they'll be able to capture that feeling in a modern game.

Yeah, I don't get that either.

And I'm not impressed by either.

NO MEDAL.

It will never have been a long enough while since I listened to any Floyd.

That kind of self indulgent crap might be my most loathed brand of entertainment.

Well, that and monotone, drawling rap.

I'm listening to Viva La Vida by Coldplay. It's a good song.

Trash.

I'm listening to Guitar Vader.

I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.

I was half joking.

Anyway, I don't see why we have to be so humanoid...

Look at most of the Mavericks in the games.

If you can keep a power up for 8-4 you can just run right through Bowser, shrinking if hit, rather than use any skill against him...

Cheap, but effective.

eh...

*awaits Dragster's re-do of that/them/whatever...*

(no offense...)

Yeah, other than the studded neck bit, I really can't see what it's meant to be at all.

Nice work on the re-do of the helmet, Dragster.

Yeah, it's a good picture, but not a functional desktop.

I tried watching the Grindhouse movies and it didn't go well.

GTA4 really ain't much cop at all.

So, due to not being able to find MGS3's disc, Is stuck MGS4 in for a few hours...

I honestly think that its the best game ever made.

It's too much for me...  I'm actually astonished by it so much that I'm gonna wait til my newly ordered copy of Subsistence comes through and play that first since I'm too overwhelmed by 4.

Amazing.

I also ordered all the PSP games, and I await the N-Gage (platform) midquel (set between 1 and 2) with baited breath...

...

METAL GEAR!

YAY!

(Hi there)

And I can answer that one, it's because I have strongarmed this directory back from the Wily forces, but the rest of the site eludes me for the time being.

Woo, I get a red speech bubble, how good.

Why link to that #####?

I lasted til the first "9".

I really don't know how much longer I can be a part of the internet at this rate.

Were you looking for some other website?

I once heard there was a thing called a Google that tells you where some things are.

...at.

...are at.

That's cool, if I had any talent I'd make an Abe one.

Because I'm self centred.

Gah, I wanna play Mega Man 6 now.

That's awesome.

Nothing could make me want to play MM6 again.

That is good.

He looks pleasantly pleasant.

Now you too can own a statue of Sonic picking his nose:

http://uk.comics.ign.com/articles/895/895412p1.html

...for 100 bucks...!

I will post pics upon said pizza's arrival tomorrow.

That really is a horrible pizza.

Tomorrow I will get one from my local pizzeria, which looks EXACTLY like a Turtles cartoon pizza.

That looks great.

I just love eating.

See?  Mike gets it.  Same with potato pancakes, whatever the hell they're supposed to be.

And making anything with "leftover rice" is how to get food poisoning.

I can't find the disc for 3 so I'll be starting 4 tomorrow.

To quote Bill Hicks: "Take a look at the world around you and shut the ##### up."

Nice post number 666

Howcome toast is the only food that is created by re-cooking another food?

You can't re-bake a cake into something better, or fry a scrambled egg, or anything like that...!

I LOVE TOAST.

...It's not called soda here...

I was just about to post that

I think it looks good.

He saw me naked and then wept blood for a century.

Beat is in SARM, but Auto isn't, so you'd think it'd have to be between 5 and 7...?

I never really thought about it before.

It could fit in anywhere after Beat's arrival, because it's just another madcap Wily scheme...

And I think a lot of the bots get rebuilt when the story requires it...

I mean, MM gets rebuilt with every 1-UP, right?

...right?!

Captain Rainbow is a new Nintendo IP.

How much do I hate phrases like "DLC" and when IGN talks about "a new IP".

UuuUUUuuuUUuGH.

How good!

Now add a fourth dimension!!!!!

are there any battle network games on the psp

I LOVE YOU

Firefly and Serenity are like rectal larvae.

Yeah, even if the outlines were penned in it'd look a lot sharper.

It's like Morg's Classic Abe with Morg's V6 Abe's scarf.

Only animelike.

I think it's quite good.

I can almost be bothered reading it.

Front boxart is horrible but everything else is great.

I think this is what they meant:

Frankly, I think the KING TRICKSTER should be able to figure this one out himself.