How'dya like THIS side boob?

Why would Lunche suggest that Mike talks with his fish?

It's supposed to be a SWORD, not some D&D butter knife.

I love the Highlander movies, and the Highlander TV shows, and have always wondered why there's never been a decent Highlander game, so when I heard that there was one coming out, I was filled with anticipation!

Then I saw the sword.

...

OH WELL.

I'm listening to Reclaim the Sun, by Fisty Tungsten.

...I'm not.

It looks good, particularly the co-op, but it'll never be as good as the NES game (which is not "the original" as everyone on the sites keep calling it, because arcade BC was mediocre at best).

Anyway:

Hard drive fails?  Bye bye games.

Incorrect, since it can be re-downloaded in a jiffy, since all XBLA games are weensy and it remembers what you've bought.

Want to take it over to a friends to play?  Have fun lugging your own console.

Incorrect, since it can be downloaded there in a jiffy, since all XBLA games are weensy and it remembers what you've bought.

To be honest, I didn't care for Bionic Commando, although I've never played it.

That's the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

"99 Red Balloons" by Goldfinger.

Awesome cover.

"Quirky" rocked up pop covers are my pet hate.

Ready to Fall by Rise Against.

I know that I don't even have to listen to that to hate it.

...and then #####ting blood, I imagine.

I can only chug orange Lucozade.

Indeed, a hell of a lot of popular stuff sucks.

The Black Eyed Peas define this.

I see a fox in my garden 2 or 3 times a year, too.

I'll take more photos when inspiration hits!

And I don't have a better camera, since I really have no interest in photography whatsoever.

Anyway, the hedgehog was in my garden one day, all rolled up in a ball and covered in leaves, but then he went for a walk, and that's when I snapped him.

As we all know, I am the most talented "person" the heavens have ever produced.

Now, on top of everything else I have given unto you, I will allow you in on a secret:

I am the world's greatest photographer.

Yes, I feel I can keep my gift under wraps no longer, so now bear witness to my camera-phone masterpieces, "Lovely Tree" and "Hedgey the Hog" !

Ridley doesn't seem so far-fetch'd anymore.

I hope Ripley is announced instead.

I hope Riley is announced instead.

Awesome work, as ever, Morg.

(I want a fish suit!)

I'd never play DDR, and I love GH.

Not to the level that some people do.

Those people could waste anything.

Steal the big brass MM from the lobby first!

Yes, thank the powers that be.

I think we're just about complete now that Morg's back.

Morgan, Morgan,
Champion of Kings,
Back home once again,
And so I sings...

(repeat)

In case none of you have noticed, the "story" to the SC games is beyond-a-joke mental anyway, so it really doesn't matter who gets tossed in there.

If you can fit the secret code "A fat lady eats Toppas" into the movie, I'll be your lackey.

Sportswear and leather don't mix.

Irn-Bru is my master.

One time, maybe as far back as 1997, I went into a chatroom under the name "BL][ND" and typed things like "what?" and "who said that?", pretending to have a "brailleboard" among other things.

I am SO FUNNY.

...or FUNNT as I just accidentally typed.

It uses the Returns logo, unfortunately...

Arcade Double Dragon 2 is still one of my all time favorite games.

I want more Streets of Rage and  Double Dragon games!

Also, a Buffy game for the Wii so that I can have staking action.

It's just fan crap.

I still have a GG stashed away somewhere...

I'd like Master System/Game Gear and MegaCD/32X.

I resisted GH for a while, but then I had some christmas money burning a hole in my pocket and sprung on GH3 for the Wii, and I've definately had my money's worth.

It's guarenteed to put a smile on your face... the essence of fun.

http://www.wiiwii.tv/2007/12/20/two-new-platforms-for-virtual-console/

2 new consoles en route to VC?

Speculate!

http://freecastingcall.com/casting-calls-in-new-york-ny/auditions-for-non-union-film-ny.html

Someone should go and audition.

I love Tingle...

Tragically, I own that game for both the Speccy and the C64.

It's AWFUL.

And just to prove how much better things were back in the day, the "199 Range" was just that:  A label of games that were £1.99 new.

Up until "big box" games like Rainbow Islands and Ghostbusters II came out, the most you'd ever pay for a Speccy game was £3.99...

Big box set you back £9.99...

Awesome.

The Ducktales and Chip & Dale NES games were good, too.

Chip in Dale

You have a filthy mind.

I've got it, and it ain't that hot.

RPGs are just like videogames, but with all the fun removed and numbers put in.

All of it sounds like pointless speculation to me.

RnR3 eh?  Who saw that one coming?

I'm back at work tomorrow... How crap that day shall beeeee.

Ducktales was good, too.

I wish they'd hurry up and put MM on Virtual Console because I've never played it.

I don't think the Kart or Paper games count.

It's Super Mario World.

Disagreement is futile.

Anyone who says SMB3 fails.

World 8 was bereft of fun.

Link's Awakening, for sheer replayability.

I could never get into it.

More and more, people just seem to assume that if it's on the internet, it's funny.

Wow...  That was worth the effort

...and yet somehow you think it'll be good, despite the complete lack of publicity and the console game that it's based on being trash.

Anyway, people have been making "serious" DS games all along.

He may well be my finest moment.

Fructis attracts wasps!

It didn't even cross my mind!