SNAILS ARE COOLER THAN SLUGS BUT I'M A FILTHY SELLOUT SO I DO WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

WE WANT SEX

YESH. [/Connery]

There's a few I like.

Kingdom Hearts is popular no doubt, but there are two Mickey games I remember playing on the NES back then, but I can't remember what they were called. I was having some fun.

There's also Mickey's Dangerous Chase on the Gameboy. That game was #####ing difficult, thus I liked it. The ending was #####ing bull##### though.

That sounds sexy. I tried the DS thing at Gamestop before buying ZXA. I was playing Ninja Gaiden.

It works like a combination of Phantom Hourglass and Brain Age. It was pretty fun.

I'm looking forward to this.

Heheh, that reminds me of an Alabama joke.

A teenage girl walks up to her father and asks if she could borrow the car. The father responds, "Sure, but you know what you have to do...". The girl nods, unzips his pants, and begins to give him a blowjob. After she gets finished, her father hands her the keys. As she gets up and walks away, she turns around and asks her father why the job tasted funny. The father thinks a little bit and replies:

[spoiler]"Oh yeah, your brother asked to borrow the car earlier."[/spoiler]

The difference:

I pick on Sano. Result? A minute later he's sobbing in the corner.

I pick on WIND. Result? A minute later I'm sobbing in the corner.

This is one of those games where a game needs an interesting plot. RE4's is weird in my book. It's not horrible, just... imperfect.

The main villan told his entire plan. Right there, I would've shot the girl, but that's just me.

Hey, it'd ruin his plan, rite?

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
[spoiler]Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.[/spoiler]

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
[spoiler]Take out the giraffe and put the elephant in.[/spoiler]

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
[spoiler]The elephant, it's still in the fridge.[/spoiler]

Heard it as a "Pay attention" test, which is a poor test.

I like stoners better.

GOOD DAY SIR!

I requested it be brought back with the removal of all the slander.

Anyway, I didn't get Maj's joke. Some kind of reference?

Hey Vinch, you forgot one.

C) They're taking their sweet ass time choosing a 3rd party character.

I think that's because they're mayonaise for Japan.

Doubt it, but it's a possibility. One that I'd like to imagine.

SlugKid =/= SnailKid.

Other than that, this is really good.

Apparently, they don't, since they're popular.

Then again, I believe Halo sucks.

I really didn't understand the plot in RE4 either. Good game, yes, but weird.

Right, they're trying to kidnap the president's daughter, inplant a virus, and send her back. Other than the fact that sounds REALLY stupid, the plan relies on the president's daughter to live. There are a bunch of times in the game where her life is intentionally threatened, which doesn't make sense to me.

Get over it...it's just a month.

I know, but I just wanted an excuse to swear. >.>;

##### #####ing son of a #####ing ##### bitch.

Oh well... *sigh*

Killed for fun.

I hope Pac-Man is ann- *slaughtered*

Watch yourself ASR, he'll kick you apart.

Here's one my 1st period teacher told me.

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This American tourist takes a trip to Spain, and wishes to dine in one of their restraunts. As he walks into one, he sees someone devouring their meal with a pair of huge meatballs on the plate. His mouth waters and he calls over a waiter. He's poor at Spanish, so all he could manage to say was "Hey, waiter, uh... por favor, I want those huge meatballs."

"Ah, I'm sorry sir. We're all fresh out today, those were the last. Would you mind coming in a different day?", the waiter replies.

The tourist agrees and leaves for the day.

The next day, he arrives back at the restaraunt, and calls over the same waiter.

"Hey waiter, remember me? I want those meatballs."

"Ah! Yes! Yes! We have some for you! We'll make some up for you this minute!"

The man is seated happily and awaits his food. Moments later, the waiter comes out of the kitchen and places on the tourist's table a plate with two dinky puny meatballs. The tourist throws a tantrum and tosses the plate.

"WHAT IS THIS!? Just because I'm American you think it's funny you give me these two tiny meatballs!?"

The waiter quickly appologizes, and replies:

[spoiler]"Oh, I'm so sorry sir. You see... the bull... he does not always lose..."[/spoiler]

Looks like a demo, 'cause if it was the real deal, then that's a pretty awful lookin' game.

If indeed real, the logo makes me wonder if they're gonna remake a bunch of older games.

Shrink it ya freak.

I just browsed something else while it loaded.

But yeah, upload it here or something ya freak.

It kinda isn't, he can't fight worth #####.

The best he could do is shoot someone, which he won't because HE'S PROVEN INNOCENT BY YOU KNOW WHO.

I hope Miles is announced instead.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/2Posters/PR3155~Miles-Davis-Posters.jpg

I hope Miles is announced instead.

Junk'd or not, I like it.

Yeah, that's right. This is the topic that was missing. How could you all forget? YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF SORRY F-

*cough*

Anyway, tell jokes 'n #####.

For starters, read this:



EDIT: Oh yeah, make sure to spoiler tag certain punchlines if possible, so people don't accidentally ruin the joke.

Edit by Xero:  No jokes of the bigot persuasion please.

No. Toolboxes are for tools you fool.

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

"You Save: 28.59%" :O

Buy it.

I bet it'll suck.

I don't know guys, this game's not looking too good. I mean, Mega Man's not in it for one, so how much fun would that be? I'll probably get bored in three minutes playing.

I'll have to play the game and get the feel, but if it's like Melee (which I doubt), I'm gonna use Fox.

Old videos I uploaded.

This is a message brought to you by Ameriquest.

Here let me just numb it a little...

no monies 4 u

That's not so hard... I mean, everyone in Kirby is a ball with fin-limbs...

Well... actually, that's not what I was going at.

Everyone LOVES Kirby, and he's so CUTE. And PINK. GOTTA LOVE THAT PINK #####ER.

EDIT to Morgan's Update: WANT.

Nearest highway entrance/exit/traffic light.

Requirements for work: Beard, Dirt, Cardboard, Black Marker, Patience, Sad face, and a low-self esteem.

Loads just as fast as the real site on my computer.

NOT EVERYONE HAS A NINJA COMPUTER MIKE

I wouldn't say tasty.

The designs are genius. It's better than Kirby.

Then I'll answer it moronically.

At the store. Collecting dust.

Just slap the name "Morgan Guyer" on it, put it in a book store, lure me into it with attractable objects, put it on a visable shelf, and that's all it'll take for me to buy it.

This is great work, I love the characters.

I'm not saying otherwise, I'm just hinting the flaws in it.

And yeah, it doesn't load too long, but in comparison to the real Brawl site, it loads slower. That's what I mean anyway.

Apparently, I'm missing a 360.

No #####.

You're actually the first say that. Ever since GH3 came out, whenever I said that in public, someone was bound to deny it.

Just sayin'.

Also, I only played the demo of Pikmin, but it's a loveable game. I need to put it on my "WANT" list, right next to Legends 2.