You're a horrible narrator. GTFO.

: ChaosVortex  27 January 2008, 04:47:55

I'd personally rather just say "pansies", but in any case, quoted for truth.

Pussyhole is a brit and caribbean all purpose insult for the kind of person you can't rely on for anything, who always borrows money/stuff, and also is the kind of person who'll "get rich and switch".

More than a pansy, a downright bitch really.

I stand corrected, and have no objections.

If you're trying to do what I think you're trying to do, I'm straight kthx.

I guess people do care about stupid minor errors.

Like something more informative and less redundant.

I got a brilliant idea.

How about you both shut up.

This topic has already gone downhill and it hasn't been 15 minutes.

Don't mind Sano, he's just a douche.

Unoriginal post.

Stop it.

Halo sucks.

End.

I think it would be hilarious if this whole time the Smash Bros.com site was fake.

It would be just like the time I heard Abe was dead.

*stares at Lunche*

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No one probably cares, but I just noticed that the Brawl site of Japan got a slightly different update with the Masterpieces.

http://www.smashbros.com/jp/gamemode/various/various23.html

The Zelda and Star Fox 64 screenshots are different for whatever reason.

Also, Japan's got Earthbound 2 and Fire Emblem on the VC and we don't.

My old room setup had my TV halway in front of the bed/open space (next to the window). In fact, my computer is actually where the TV used to be right now.

The new TV will be placed in front of my bed. Right in front of it. Imagine playing Wii baseball. Ain't gonna happen.

The old TV is still going to sit on my dresser, but it's moved next to my closet. There's MUCH more space for movement there.

I don't know what I'm going to do, but I HAVE to hook up the Wii to the HDTV. JUST ONCE. AT LEAST ONCE.

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But now you have TWO TV's. I hate you.

I have

THREE.

Calm down. Calm down! Don't get a big DICK!

It's like the Joker himself just sprayed laughing gas right in my face.

I would so laugh non-stop if he just replied to that and said "no u".

Especially since Mikero was so generous to bring up the idea.

THANK HIM KINDLY.

wii eats 360 and ps3 for afternoon brunch

Fatty.

Yeah, that was a bit my fault as well. I do admit I joke a bit much, I'll tone down as much as I can so I can avoid those kind of bothers.

That incident wasn't your fault at all, actually. You'll want to apologize because you feel like you've offended them, but there wasn't anything to be offended at. I see this crap all the time at work. Someone will ask for extra cheese on a sandwhich. You'll place the cheese on a plastic tray and slide it onto the counter. Next thing you know, the woman's calling a manager, asking for your name, address, phone number, store number, and mother's maiden name, because you "threw cheese at her".

I hate those people.

Anyway, regarding Mike's work, it's great as always.

Does she bend over to think too!?

Exactly. I swear -- like I said -- there are tons of different things they could do to Star Force to make it new, fresh, and fun. Capcom would much rather stick with the Battle Network formula because they're too afraid that it'll be too different and no one will buy it. That's utter bull#####. Look at Mario in 3D.

Mushrooms don't make you grow, you have a health bar, stars didn't give you invincibility (Galaxy excluded), etc.. Their games are still fun.

Such pussyholes.

I'd personally rather just say "pansies", but in any case, quoted for truth.

Flashback.

Atomic-Fire.

RedFalcon.

And fat.

WANT.

Anyway, I really wish I had a camera right now, but I'll use text to explain it. I just totally recked my whole room today and I'm building it back up from the bottom. Why?

I'm getting a TV! There's not enough room to put it, so I moved my bed, computer, everything so it'll fit. There's a big empty space on the wall right now where it's supposed to go. I'll have two TVs in my room. One for PS2/Watching, the other for Wii (I also have a 3rd TV in my room technically, but it's puny and hiding in my closet).

The TV is coming straight from the Living Room because my parents don't need it anymore. They just bought a large HDTV. The GeekSquad guys have already hooked up the surround sound and everything.

I'm just in awe. It's so #####ing clear. I brought up the idea of hooking up my Wii to it, but they instantly snapped at me. ;.;

The TV is coming in tommorow. CANNOT WAIT.

Mario has his own console game like once every 3+ years. He generally only gets one Mario game per console unless you're going with a handheld, and even then it's still few. That means they take a lot of time making the game good, where as MM spinoffs come out so often that they're just crap.

Yeah, I've been thinking this for years actually. Mega Man games spawn too quick and are only done to pass the satisfactory grade. Only rarely do we get gems like Powered Up with some real good quality.

Capcom is lazy, and makes cheap games. Then they wonder why their sales are so poor.

In all honesty, I could come up with hundreds of good ideas to implement in games but Capcom won't do it since it requires effort. I've yet to see any evidence otherwise.

I was gonna say, I saw him, Zero, and ProtoMan already.

Capcom's driving this series all in the wrong direction.

ZX should improve in storyline and gameplay, it's so far decent. It just needs improvement.

Starforce was suck at the begginning. It's far too much like Battle Network. The gameplay should've been different. A little Legends gameplay (Jumping in the overworld for example) wouldn't hurt. The game is far too boring and short. It needs to either drastically change or shut down.

The Zero series deserved more than what it got. Horrible choice of system and how the story went along. Not to mention the X series.

X series got royally screwed around X5 and X6. The X series came back to save the day, but...

Maverick Hunter X and Powered Up shouldn't have been on the PSP. Great games, just poor sales strategy.

Battle Network was fine until BN4. Leave the series be, it's ended.

We need more Legends, X, and Classic. Mostly Legends and Classic. Personally, thinking about it now, I'd rather not hear a "Rockman and X Complete Works" book. It's just going to feed bull#####.

ZXA was about the same, if not better than ZX. It wasn't really awesome, but it is satisfactory for a Mega Man platformer. I'd play ZX over Starforce anyday.

If ZX is going to shut down, Star Force should as well. This is stupid.

That's a horrible roster.

How could you say that!?

You can play as a Chao!

You know what? Allow me to make this subject even more confusing.

Even Wikipedia doesn't know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cakes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie

Scroll down to "Sweet Pies" on the Pie one.

I'd so kick ass with a Jinjo.

I was wondering why I just suddenly saw the same image twice...

John's actually correct, upon further investigation. I'm just ignorant and believed the word.

In this case, the cheesecake, is indeed a lie. It is A PIE.

The English Language is retarded. Cheesecake is a type of pie, while cow pie isn't.

Yeah, I realized that today when I wanted to tell the joke word-for-word...

... so I didn't.

I just realized, this is yet another hint that Mega Man isn't in the game...

[spoiler]There are no Mega Man games yet on the VC[/spoiler]

Yeah, the Jesus version would've been funnier.

Hahah. I'll enjoy that. A shame I already downloaded Zelda, Kirby, Super Metroid, and StarFox 64 already.

Oh well. This is gonna be awesome. First time playing Kid Icarus and Ice Climber. I might even get to try out Metal Gear!

Deleted Scene/MTZ Blooper:

"Sweet Jesus!"
"Actually, it's Zero, but you can call me Jesus..."
"No thx"
"I gots a PSP..."
"DEAL!"

That made me chuckle.

EDIT: Heh, I found it even funnier when I read it out loud with dialogue.

Welcome to the planet Earth, Nova. Here you will find a wide variety of stupidity and ignorance. To your left, I present a vast number of people who believe the holocaust didn't exist. If you would now look to your right, you will see crowds of these morons who actually believe the U.S. found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

We.

Are.

SURROUNDED.

Alright, I haven't checked to look, so forgive me if this is somehow redundant, but I've been pondering on what other news about Brawl is about to be announced as for characters. I just realized next week, information about this game is just going to hit the internet. Everything will be released.

The game's release date in Japan, as you know, is January 31st. So starting on that day, everything in the game will begin to leak.

The fact that it's "done" and about to be released now makes me more ecstatic than before.

So, robots have learned to lie, cheat, and steal, while others have a sense of justice and become heroes?

Where have I heard this before?

I hope the move is successful.

Heh, I love looking for related videos. I found this one, and I absolutely love it.

Rock Knows...

Today's update sucked super hard

What have you been smoking? That was enjoyable.

Long time no talk. I have a few presents.

1. Ness, Lucario, and Jigglypuff confirmed by outside sources.

2. Black Charizard?

3. Kirby's FS rocks.

Other than the 2nd one, you're late to the party.

...hehe. I giggled. Just a giggle, though.

*Ba-dum tss!*

I smilied. >_>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/JokerFacepalm.jpg

These replies are acceptable. My mission is accomplished.

Wait, Yugi's a GUY!?

He's male, but he's most certainly not a man.

: ChaosVortex  13 January 2008, 04:21:41

: yuri  13 January 2008, 03:49:14

Either way, I still get a boner.

You're not funny even the slightest.

Dude its a joke, lighten up.

Uh huh. Right. Here, let me tell you a joke.

Why did the dog cross the road?

[spoiler]To get to the barking lot![/spoiler]

lik omg, funneh right? RIGHT? Well, let me tell it to you again, again, again, and again until your ears bleed. Tell me if it's funny then.

Yeah, I've done that before. Totally by accident too.

Didn't give me a big smile

I did grin as implied you whore.

Yeah, but I tried other methods, and it's a piss off when you try to finish them off and WHOOPS, you seem to have hit the other one a little bit more than you intended, and the Giga Crush doesn't finish them both off at the same time.

Constantly using the Giga Crush avoids that though. The only problem I have to do now is the finish them off at the same time with a Buckfire double tomahawk and a Hedgeshock spark.

And I know what JC is talking about. That's good thinking.

EDIT: I just need the double tomahawk one now.

Didn't give me a big smile, but I felt like I was 8 years old again.

I haven't collected any BM upgrades intentionally so I can perform a Giga Crush must faster for medal challenges. I've got the Gold Medal off of Vultron and the Bronze from Ugoyle & Argoyle. I'm going to use the Giga Crush strategy on the other medals of U&A, but that's it. After that I'm going to collect the upgrades.

Is there anything I'm forgetting that requires me to tediously use Giga Crushes? I don't want to regret it later.

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. 

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.   

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious error, he replied,  "Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings..."

[spoiler]"... I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!"[/spoiler]