If I ever play you online, I will always select Shadow Toon Link.

CHRIST ON A CRACKER.

Shadow Link and Shadow Toon Link.

YES.

And DK is Donkey Kong Jr., all grown up.

He thinks Mario's a dick, because he locked up his dad.

Also, Mario ditched Pauline for Peach, 'cause Peach is LOADED.

NO MORE PLUMBING FOR MARIO MARIO, BABY. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLING BLING FOR HIM AND HIS LITTLE BRO, LUIGI, 'CAUSE HE'S FAMILY, AND YOU GOTTA HOOK UP YOUR FAMILY, HOMEY.

Starforce is a pokemon rip-off?

No one liked Dr. Mario, and Ike seems to be just as good as Roy anyway.

As for Meewtwo, I'd have preffered him over this Lucario punk.

Who wants to play as Dixie Kong?

It goes like this:

Donkey Kong > Cranky Kong > Diddy Kong > Funky Kong> Chunky Kong > Lanky Kong > Tiny Kong > Swanky Kong >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kiddie Kong >>>>>>>>>>>> #####ing Dixie.

Seriously, I hate that monkey.

Candy Kong is also in there somewhere, but I'm not sure where. Before Dixie, at least.

He is? Since when?

No, X7 exists, and it was a horrible tragedy.

Stop being such an anti-Semite.

You don't know about it yet but there's a Geography class you have to take when you turn 21. Everyone in the world has to do it. EVEN GIRLS(witches).

They allow girls to go to school in Canada?

What a backwards country.

Funnier than you are.

Am I the only one who thinks Sonic being in BRAWL is dumb?

Also, Lucario. ##### him.

At least I got me some Toon Link and Twilight Ganon.

EDIT: Though, I think I may have preferred Toon Ganon.

• Rockman will not be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Well, THAT came true.

Wait. Hold the goddamn phone.

They're making another Starforce?

: TheRedPriest  10 December 2007, 15:34:57

General Question - Why is this series so awful?

What's supposed to be awful about Rockman ZERO? I'd rather call Original Rockman awful.

I'm sorry, your opinion on all matters pretaining to Capcom's Megaman/Rockman video game series have been rendered invalid.

You must now take your things and exit this website immediately.

Why was there a sudden drop in quality between BN3 and BN4?

Megaman Battle Network is a good cop... GONE BAD.

Inafaune: Damn it, Battle Network, you've gone TOO FAR THIS TIME!
Battle Network: I didn't go far enough!

Criminal: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I HAVE RIGHTS, MAN!
Battle Network: What about the rights of that little girl?


??: This man... Battle Network. He has single handedly brought my organization to it's knees... BRING HIM TO ME.

(DUN DUN DUN)

[This film is rated PG-13 for violence, sexual situations, and minor language]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you this.

Why the hell do they call him "Juno" anyway?

I agree with Mikero. There's no reason you shouldn't be wearing proper attire, since it appears as though you're having some sort of duel of sorts.

But on the topic of the cellphone game:

Not all cellphone games are horrible. But this one probably is.

I like the little Metalls.

Hank Pym created Zero.

No wait, that was Ultron.

Who is the best in your apinion X ,ZERO or AXL?

For me it's ZERO 

That's because you're LAME.

It's X.

Also, stop capitalizing every single letter in a character's name.

That's dumb.

YOU'RE dumb.

I thought there was an X7 one?

That's not at all obscure.

I never played Megaman V, I thought that was Roll's cat or something.

You people act like I'm the first person who ever gave blood.

I ended up not getting the vaccine/giving blood plasma today since I caught Bronchitis on the 27th, and haven't finished taking my anti-biotics. Basically,. they don't think my immune system is up to it, so I have to wait until three days after I finish off my antibiotics, which will be next Friday.

A couple weeks ago I gave blood plasma. I got 35 bucks for it, and it potentially could help people, so I was more thn happy to do it.

Today, I got a letter from that lab where I gave blood.

Apparently I have Hepatitis B antibodies, which can be used to make a Hepatitis B vaccine, in poor countries in desperate need of said vaccine.

They need to run some tests, give me a vaccine shot for Hep B (To stimulate my antibodies), and ten days later, they'll take another sample, and depending how high my antibody levels have increased, I can help out a lot of people. I'm gonna call to see if I can start today.

THIS ISN'T PILOTWINGS.

Srsly now. Help?

What? Is your city not zoned for Jetpack use?

Whatever you do, don't get a Jeep.

We had one for a little over five years, and it was a piece of #####.

: Zenaku   7 February 2008, 06:15:12

But then, I could have done a lot worse for myself... Like Space Tarzan. Pfffffft. There are no trees in space where would he live?!

Space!

SPACE TREES.

And comets. And meteors. And craters.

I wants to know, punk.

Yeeeah, why does he live in Japan?

Yeeeeah. How the hell is it any of your buisness?

Just get a jetpack.

I'm still calling you Chode, because that's how I remember who you are.

What about a shower?

Pure, long, painful, and inefficient?

WOULD I?!

Or maybe his kids don't visit him enough, and any company is great for him.


Geez, ASR. Not everything is about sex.

My little comic character.

At least Michael Richards was funny at some point.

: Mikero   1 February 2008, 05:55:56

Oh no, I'm quite sure that was an intentional misguided Black joke.

Well, yeah, kind of, just a little bit. I didn't think it was really offensive at all. Srry.

I think we're used to how you White people are.

Lost Girls is the most boring and ugly porn comic I've ever seen.

... Well, not EVER, but Alan Moore should stick to writing everything else.

Tomato, tomato.

I demand a nickel everytime Sano says something stupid. I could've had a scholarship by now.

I demand more toys!

All my ideas are good.

Didn't Chimou post a picture exactly like that awhile back?
Then there was drama.

That was because we were told that Chimou was a guy who pretended to be a girl, and when the picture was taken, we had no idea Chim had started the process of becoming female, so we were all very confused, hence the numerous theories.

Chimou took it the wrong way, and thought we were attacking him/her.

It was very strange.

Go back to the kitchen, Sano.

Oh please, ADD isn't serious, anyone and their mother can be diagnosed with ADD, and not really have it.

It happened to me in Middle School.

ADHD, on the other hand... I had a friend who had it, and damn was it funny.

Start up a donation drive.

  I don't like furries much though.

Then you're A-OK in my book, Jim.

It's ADD, not retardation.

... That one flew right over your head, didn't it?

I don't think they'll pay attention long enough to be offended.

I've been sick as a dog since Sunday, and still find it hard to breathe.

Also, my mom accidentally reset the router, making it impossible to access the internet in our house, without being directly connected to the modem.

Esa?

Do you mean ese, homes?