None of it was boring, you tardorama.

I just watched the Watchmen trailer like four times.

Wait. Watched the Watchmen...

"Who watches the Watchmen?"

Cool.

: Vinchenz Rock  25 July 2008, 02:09:13

When he grew up, he could still hear it, and so could the children around him, but other adults could never hear it.

I want to make a Michael Jackson joke..

All you have to do is say "Michael Jackson". Lewis Black has proven this. It's science.

That sucks. I guess I'll just have to gawk at them and make my eyes watery and help with global warming by leaving my monitor on for several hours.

Leaving the computer on does far more damage than the monitor can hope to do.

X-Wings aren't REAL you jackass!

And the movie War Games was about me, when I was five months old.

When I was seven I killed my first frost giant. That's late if you're a Norse god, but rather early for anything else.

It cannot be better 1-3, it just can't. And 2 is the best of those.

I'll change mine to this or the Rorschach one later on. I can't screen cap my desktop because there's SO much mess on it.

The way the description was Type Like This As Pompously Stupid As Possible almost made me didn't watch it.

But yea, sucky voices. And wow, the videos for X7 were really crappily made. Like... Just wow. MML is way older and WAY better.

Consider it neverminded.

I'm not. But whoever did make it was pretty bad as it should be rather easy..

Photoshop CS-ELEMENTS?

OK now I'm just #####ing around. But yea, that is very weird.

Yeah...


Also, I'm sure my posts were fine when I joined. No one ever said anything and I never got banned, so...

The newest version of Photoshop ELEMENTS?

Maybe he put on Photoshop Elements. Which is just an ass version of Photoshop and I don't know why it even exists or why anyone ever gets it.

The above post just reminded me of this little kid I saw at Lone Star tonight running around with one of those sticky hand gelly things.

LIES! IF IT SUCKS, IT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT ZELDA! GET THAT INTO YOUR HEADS!

I said TRUST me, so trust me!

The Spider-Man cartoon was the highlight of the '90s for me. Probably actually the best cartoon I've ever seen. I can't evaluate its accuracy thanks to exactly zero experience with the comics (or with comics in general actually) but it was a hell of a lot of fun.

Pretty sure the crooks didn't all carry laser guns in the comic though. That seems like more of a censorship move.

It wasn't really that accurate at all story-wise, but pretty much all the characters, relationships, and themes were done perfectly.

A program is a program, they don't always act THAT differently on either OS.

That would be pretty boss.

: ChaosVortex  24 July 2008, 01:41:37

That sounds disgusting but I haven't tried one so I can't judge.

I remember trying chocolate french fries. Big mistake.

Oh yeah. Chocolate + deep fried food = bad.

Now chocolate + salty food? Erotic.

And I've never been fond of white chocolate.  It makes me feel nauseous for some reason.

Ironic that dark chocolate makes me feel great.

You clearly never had a deep fried Mars bar or had deep fried ice cream.

And dark chocolate IS the best, but that's not ironic.

: Mikero  24 July 2008, 01:53:15

Both white chocolate and milk chocolate covered pretzels are delicious.

I can't stand white chocolate.

I only actually like it on pretzels, but like Fatso (who KNOWS his chocolate, I'm sure) said; I don't mind it in small amounts.


I don't really eat sweets though. Mine is a salty snack tooth.

You're not denying it!

I really don't. At all.

Guumm?

You don't know a good Duke Nukem impression when you read it, nerdogram.

I have to skim your posts very often. Like milk.

For a second there I thought that 20/200 business would make one eye perfect and the other one transplanted from Clark Kent. But I got it in the next second.

I remember at my last eye doc exam years ago they said I had 20/19 vision. But also said I had a slight astigmatism in one eye. I must remember one of those wrong.

Ha, great story.

False advertising.

It's run by a less-cruel version of Poseidon.

His name is Karl Finniganlinson. With a K. What kind of #####ing asshole spells Carl with a K? Anyway he was in a drama workshop with me in grade eight. I told him to get bent and go jump in a lake.

Sorry 'bout that.

: XJ  24 July 2008, 05:19:33

It's better than that magic those Canadians use. We know what you're up to, Canada!

We have tricks t'make your body disappear. Ask Mike.

Pardon? I was dissapear'd when you said that and I only came back and heard my name.

I was in Future Shop and I saw a Dell computer for a larger sum of money.

Seriously! Can Dell jack up their prices anymore? It's #####ing anno

Once I was in a shop in the future and I saw a bell computer for a future sum of money.

Seriously! A computer with bells all over it. The shell computer was cooler, but that's a WHOLE other bowlful of a story for another time. I think a great disaster happens between now and the future. You'll see I'm right. It's VERY improbably I'm wrong that that will happen.

Hah Photoshop differences between Mac and PC are like LESS than minimal. I think there's like... 2 differences. And they're almost nothing at all.

The new one is Opal or orclev or something. One of those brunettes. Whatever. Shut up.

Just a moment of drunken glory? Like every moment of your life is?

No it wasn't and no it isn't.

It was called Mulagatani Adventist School.

I just like it's shield... That makes it ace for me.

Anyway this is the one I have upstairs, I didn't want to take a pic myself. Except a bit different and it comes with some giant thing that attaches to it's back for space travel or something.

I think you read that yesterday.

Yeah at least you have a good attitude about it.

Your mother buying you breakfast makes it a bad day?

Well she didn't get the RIGHT sausage meal. GOD! I mean, #####. How #####ing ##### is his life? Why does everything bad happen to him?!

One day Vinch will hit puberty, blossom into a lovely young woman, and finally be able to see it.

It's actually just wrong, because the name of whatever you watch on youtube should show up in the history anyway, as it is part of the page title.

I know I'd choose Wind's over Nova's...

Not that.

Such a king of tricks.

Trust me, that wasn't it.

I once married a turnip demon as a ruse over Battle.Net.

But that wasn't funny.

My grossout weakness is eyes too!

BFF!

Hilarious.

And he hated them for most of his life.

It's not Tallgeese, that's for sure. I'll do the photo thing tomorrow or something.

I'd rather play that old Rambo game, which is the same game except even stupider somehow.

Scott Summers, age 13.

I have an SD Gundam somewhere. I don't remember how I got it.

I hate Zelda II much more than... Well, a lot of stuff I hate.

No no, I meant;

follow the path of Capcom and go back to old-fashioned graphics and gameplay. 

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of guumm.

They're both Pokemon maniacs, but he likes his gameshark too much.

Same guy I rant about all the time who likes MMZ Zero better than MMX Zero, likes anime too much, uses Japanese when talking to little children, yada yada yada.

Oh, and he has goggles/sunglasses that he wears like the stereotypical anime character under his dyed-blonde hair.

: XJ  24 July 2008, 04:02:53

Oh, and he has goggles/sunglasses that he wears like the stereotypical anime character under his dyed-blonde hair.

Which he spykes like he's Cloud or something.

How do these guys have girlfriends?

The Empire Strikes Back.

DON'T ANYONE START!

On MMM, I type the way I speak. So I start sentences with "so" and "and" and "but." And I put commas in places where I would, well, pause... and ellipsiseses or however you #####ing spell the plural of that are placed in areas where I would pause longer.

And I use the words "like" and "eh" and "ugh" and "hehe" and "haha" where I would admittedly actually say that.

Same.

It's harder to get him to put it ON!