TRY HARDER.

Very original.

No, I'm using accumulated knowledge from 12 years of French Immersion, AKA using actually knowing french to translate french.

And that's why the tango is the forbidden dance.

I nearly facepalmed hard enough to rip my eyelids off.

: Mikero  11 February 2008, 00:54:44

He does nothing mime like. He never shuts the hell up, let alone traps himself in an invisible box.

Dr. Mario is stronger or something. Has a black costume. It just works out. Pills are annoying as hell though.

But he looks like a MIME, not a KLANSMEN.

An elaborate ruse!

I thought it was horrible no offense.

NO NO I'M OFFENDED, ATSSFACE!

Better than having the world title in its ass twice.

I've been SSBM a lot lately. Doesn't make a difference. I'd probably be more excited if I had no idea about any of it except characters.

Sano is not allowed.

Well, "je n'aime pas tu" means "I like not you" but actually makes less sense in french, for starters.

They should have. But I still think they are being retarded even though this will probably be a good game. I'm actually glad that I'm not all that excited, it will help me to not play it until the year is done. Which is like late march early april anyway.

Funk off, atsschole.

Atsses? Do you mean asses? Because that's not censored here, dingus. And if it was, trying to get around the censored words you land you in far ##### than saying ##### like I just said.

#####, #####. (Shoot, fudge.)

He does nothing mime like. He never shuts the hell up, let alone traps himself in an invisible box.

Dr. Mario is stronger or something. Has a black costume. It just works out. Pills are annoying as hell though.

Way to ruin another one, Mike.

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You're not Hebrew enough to make the joke.

Not genetically, at least.

I was about to say "This is X7, not the Holocaust. We can't just ignore this!" but then I read further posts and was like "##### you guys for getting to my joke before me" so ##### you guys for getting to my joke before me.

Surprise surprise.

You don't speak french either, it seems.

So a Metal Gear without all the fun of !, eh? Weird.

I play as Dr. Mario a lot. I find him much better than regular Mario.

I would hope people that complain about how others put themselves into every jam would be conscious enough to not do that very thing they complain about. But I guess not.

'Cause each time I drew Rez it was a hilarious parody of stuff.

Hilarious? Mmmmno.

They made an Assassin's Creed for DS? Was the original even good in any right?

I love ninjas dhuhoo hoo hoo har hoo hee haw.

I don't like Jigglypuff ("Jiggs" sounds incredibly stupid, you know, stupider than "Jigglypuff" even) in Melee. The spin attack thing is cool, but the sleep move is so much harder to pull off than in original that there's like no point in trying to do it. I AM able to do it, but it's a gamble everytime and so "what's the point?".

I have absolutely no interest in Dedede or R.O.B.

Again, it's Ku Klux Kirby. I am unmoveable on this issue, and have been since I first saw him and gave him that name.

Pikachus movement doesn't lend itself to new players as easily as you'd think. His jumps and stuff... Link can spam his up+b attack on the ground and with four players it's annoying since if you try to get near him in his downtime after the spin attack someone else knocks you.

It's definitely Ku Klux Kirby, if you've ever seen his blog.

Last night some friends and I confirmed before playing Shadow of The Colossus (or whatever it's called, pretty cool game) that Link is the easiest character to use successfully in Melee.

I hate Dante too much to like any of them.

Rez in space looks hilarious.

I hate the telephone. I use it only when I have to. It just sucks. I don't answer the phone if I'm in a room without caller ID. I took a chance yesterday and answered the phone in one of my bedrooms, and got roped into a 15 minute conversation of a guy with some weird ass accent trying to hustle me into getting a Premium Master Card. Most people just hang up, but I can't do it so I had to just assert my non-interest. Anyway the phone sucks nowadays and that's one of many reasons I don't use it if I can help it.

Because he looks like Ellen Page.

I'm sad that black DK doesn't have the blue tie anymore. And Ku Klux Kirby still exists, wicked.

Why is Roy replaced by Ike but Marth is still there? God.

Sonic's colours suck, but it's weird he's in the game anyway.

Everyone is obviously just going to use Shadow Link all the time and ignore the other colours anyway, why bother?

I think the only really good Marvel comic I read out of the past couple weeks was New Avengers Annual #2. Everything else was pretty meh, and that sucks 'cause I generally like Marvel more. Marvel is just weird right, thanks Quesada.

This has absolutely nothing to do with your post but I'd feel like there was always something to do if I didn't bring up your avatar. Put a shirt on! It's windy and you might catch ill.

See I always know I'm safe 'cause as a ninja I'm far too fast for Nibbles to ever-OH MY GAWD! MY EYE! WHAT DID HE DO TO MY EYE?! THAT'S BONE! NO BONE DOESN'T HAVE TORQUE! OH THE TWISTING! THE PUSS! THE PAIN! THE BLACK VOODOO! THE WET JIGSAW PUZZLE! I'M GONNA BE IN A TRANCE FOR DAYS!

etc.

Mario, Luigi (probably), Wario, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, Donkey Kong.

...

I thought it was Super Smash Bros. Brawl not Super Mario Bros. Brawl!

This is my way of saying I don't like Wario being in this game, even if they make him fun and good. It's just TOO much now with the Mario characters. Like seriously, can they ##### off now? No, 'cause they'll undoubtedly put in Waluigui and the babies in a later game if not Brawl. And then all the Mario Kart characters will seep in. If they want to add a #####ing Mario character, where the ##### is Toad? THAT would be good. I'm so tired of these other people. And no Dr. Mario is... Tsk. He's awesome in Melee. I don't think this game really trades up in it's stock of Mario characters.

It's the only way you're allowed to live in the mundy world and not have to go to The Island.

"Oh no!" "Not that!" "What torture!" "No!" "Oh my!" "That movie was horrible!"

Good enough. I just hate the waste of clothing and food.

Volkswagen's have a history of great performance. We just traded ours in this summer, it was 18 years old and held up incredibly for it's age. The only reason we traded it in was that it finally started having engine problems after so long, and we needed something that would

I mean, cars built in the 80's aren't exactly the bomb anymore but it was indescribably good condition for that long of a run. Compliments to myself for a lot of body work done in summer 2006.

We now have a Pontiac Wave, which sounds bad and looks quite small but it's roomy and the fuel economy isn't bad. It is a smaller car though, with those little car wheels they use on small cars nowadays, but it's not as  small as it looks at first glance so I guess it just takes some getting used to. It's FAR lighter than my Jetta was, naturally, though.

I like to think it's kind of Euro, but I'm in North America so that's just stupid. Like thinking you're cool and futuristic with your headpiece cell phone when we're all in the present thinking you look like a #####ing knob with your martian cybernetic ear.

THIS ISN'T PILOTWINGS.

THEN WHAT THE ##### ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?

I haven't read them at all but what I've heard is no. QUITE no.

Yeah that's what I meant, your body fat. Not the clothes or anything.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Hey, finally somewhere Alexpenguinectect can consistently post!

NOW YOU'RE CATCHIN' ON!

Don't throw them out assbahg, donate them. It takes almost LESS effort.

Missed it for a birthday.

Anyway, I think the girl protector Terminator is OK. It's obviously a totally different direction, but it wouldn't be interesting finding out anything about her otherwise. Run of the mill I can imagine, but it's not too bad.

I mean, who didn't know idiot-face was going to go out after being told not to go out?

That's John Connor staple!

I missed some comics from last week 'cause I was sick, so I won't read about/comment on some of the Avengers stuff until I get those ones.

Speed; Those stories are good, his origin is cool and how he starts his new life is interesting I found. Also it gets better once the first actual super villain (who is my favourite Marvel villain ever) appears in his 2-issue story.

You don't know about it yet but there's a Geography class you have to take when you turn 21. Everyone in the world has to do it. EVEN GIRLS(witches).

But then, I could have done a lot worse for myself... Like Space Tarzan. Pfffffft. There are no trees in space where would he live?!

Space!

I'll try it this weekend, I'm a bit busy this moment though.

Dr. Tomas Doen?

The Dutch OBGYN?

Why don't Dr. Willy and Dr. Tomas Light get to be caps-lock'd? It's unfair!

I actual don't knew