Wha?

Am I the only one who thinks this kid is Yuri back from the dead?

LET'S ALL HELP MIKE WITH MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE!

Come on get down with sickness (whaaaaat Iiiiiiii've dooonnnnneeeee) Into the river beloow! (erase myself) I'm running from the inferrrnoooo! (to cross out what I've becooooome) get up come on get down with sickness, something something insane Well I tripped! I fell down! Naaaaaaakee-ee-eed! Well I scratched my kneeeeee! They bleeeeeeed!  something that rhymes with insane (forgiving whaaaaat Iiiiii've dooooonnnnnneeeee) Show me your moves!

No, it won't.

Hm... I think I see a trend of game titles ending in Unleashed beginning to form.

...That's Sonic 'unleashed'?
Wow, that's... stupid.

...I'm pretty sure Sonic has two eyes...

Or, no friends at all.

:'(

Good.
That'll work just fine then.

Well, now I can obviously see you have red hair.
Pretty, red hair.

You should wear green often.

As far as 2D Sonic games go, I'd have to say Sonic 3 and Knuckles is my all time favorite.
As for 3D Sonic games, I greatly enjoyed SA2B. SADXDC was enjoyable. SH was... playable at best. Shadow was funny at some points, never fun to play though. SatSR gave me AIDS.

I'd like to say "Oh, maybe Sega's going to turn around the series with this one."
But I highly doubt this'll be much better than the rest of the recent installments to the series.

Like jeans?

If I was anywhere near you, I'd explode.
I've been playing Killer7 a bunch today.

Suddenly, when the shoe is on the other foot, it isn't funny...

Theres room for another, Sano.

Aren't I supposed to be the one making the crappy gay come-ons?

Totally reminds me of Stephen Colbert.

1 boy, 1 plate.

Does that list look serious?

'Kay, I'm just going make a list of everything that is considered cheap in Brawl.
This'll be the official list that no one will argue with!

The Official List Of Things That Are Considered Cheap In Brawl:

Using a Final Smash.
Not letting other people use their Final Smash.
Stopping people from getting the Smash Ball.
Getting the Smash Ball.
Having a Final Smash and not using it.
Fans.
Turning fans off but leaving all other items on.
Playing as a character you like to use.
Constantly choosing different characters.
Using the same character everytime.
Using a taunt comment with a CD-i reference.
Tripping so that other people will feel sorry for you.
Falcon Punching.
Using Kirby's copy ability.
Falcon kicking.
Running faster than Ganondorf.
Saying "You're too slow!" way too much.
Not using Kirby's copy ability so that you can use his regular move to inhale and then exhale enemies.
Taunting too much.
Never taunting enough.
Using items too much.
Not using items at all.
Only using items to throw at people.
Not throwing items at people.
Grabbing items that people throw at you.
Getting the Pokemon you wanted when you use a Pokeball.
Continuing to use a hammer even after its head has fallen off.
Playing with the intent of winning.
Attempting to have fun.
Playing the way you want to.
Turning items off.
Having items on.
Standing on the respawn platform for too long.
Using a Landmaster.
Using a Landmaster.
Using a Landmaster.
Not being online when others want to play with you.
Being online when no one else on your friend list is on.
Playing Basic Brawl.
Seriously, actually getting into a game of Basic Brawl.
Jumping off the respawn platform too early.
Respawning and being invincible for the next few seconds.
Using a projectile attack.
Dodging.
Shielding.
Jumping.
Double jumping.
Not jumping at all.
Using an Up+B move that sends you upward in anyway.
Winning.

Mmm... Sano naked!~

Hello.

Good job, you shamelessly advertised.

Dr.Wily, what's are your thoughts on the lame villain from Battle Network who stole your name and hairstyle?

Today my BlackBerry took a bunch of time away from me...

Great job being a douche Mike.

...#####, Internet people know where I live.

Once again, the day was saved, thanks to Snare's fruitiness.

Last I checked, an expensive one. I'm not saying high school kids do or don't need cellphones, I had one before high school myself, but I highly doubt anyone who isn't out of high school needs a device like that. Just saying.

Well, this Summer I'm starting a job and I'm also going to be taking a College course, not to mention a bunch of other things. So I'm going to be busy and often need to be contacted, I'll also need to contact others, I'm probably also going to have to utilize some of the other functions it has. Is that good enough for you Mike?

*Necro'd*

I thought some people here would enjoy this.

Yeah, he'll win. Count on it.
He'll beat you.
He'll beat Vinni.
Then he'll beat ASR and take all his money.

##### you.
You only one because you kept whoring out your Final Smash.
You spent the whole damn time running away and using those pussy ass explosives.
Snake's always been a #####ing little bitch, always hiding and running away, never really fighting anyone, what a a little bitch.

What the ##### do YOU need a black berry for?

For phone calls?

'Kay, get on now.

Eh, just whine about it. Lunche did, then other people did, then I did.
Everyone gets a freebie.

Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on Gutsman's sexy, welltoned ass?

Sorry, I have a little bit of a life that doesn't involve gaming.
So excuse me for trying to live it without your permission, jeeze.

'Kay.

So, who was SENOR, and how the hell did he die before Xero when Xero wasn't even anywhere near his Wii but still in the game?

Uh... Yeah, it's called tripping.
Everyone turned into a 3 year old girl and cried about it when it was announced.

So in other news, I've started a room.
Someone come play with me.

Wait... It's just a recolor? Seriously? You didn't do anything to it other than recolor it?

The sprite in your avatar looks like it's wearing briefs outside of jeans. "Something wrong" happened a long time ago.

It's a belt buckle...

Guys, something's wrong with me...
I didn't play Brawl at all today.

Infernape! Ape!

So... Yeah.
This year I got.

A BlackBerry (...It's red...)
killer7 (Two disks of invisible exploding zombies to scare me... Why Suda? Why!?)
Crazy Taxi (Shut up and let's roll!)
Half-Life 2 (Yeah, something I didn't request, still happy to receive. My dad bought it awhile ago, before the Orange Box and stuff.)
Star Wars Battlefront 2 (A replacement, the first copy I had got scratched for some reason, I have no idea how.)

Last-Gen related birthdays are awesome and an easy way to save money!

17, it's quite a turning point for me in my life. In the past year many revelations have taken place in my being. I've learned the value of hardwork, I've learned to take responsibility for things I've done, I've taken the bettering of myself into my own hands. I've matured a great deal in my own mind, I feel as though I've discarded who I once was, but at the same time I haven't become anything I wasn't before. As if I'm the same person I've always been, but now better. Stronger, mentally and emotionally if not physically. Not like a caterpillar into a butterfly, I've never felt that I've need to change like that, I don't wish to change in such a superficial way. It's more like I was a tadpole, and I've now become a frog. I'm still quite an unpleasant sight to behold, but now I live with less fear, I've decided to break free from the pond I was confined to, but I still don't wish to stray too far away. I know I sound like I'm not satisfied with my state of being, but really I am, I'm choosing to be realistic about it. I was fine with who I was before, I merely improved myself because I saw the need for it, I had no choice in the matter really, growing and maturing is a natural part of a human's life. I've learned to overcome the trials of my childhood and my teenage years. Oh those awkward years of change, where nothing seemed to ever stay the same, where I finally grew so I could see above things, physically and socially. The world became a brighter place for me, my out look became more positive, but it was also bright enough that I could nearly see straight through everything. It was a point where my mind grew, I couldn't look at things and judge them by appearance anymore. I began to constantly think about the world around, changes I needed to make. So the renaissance in my own existence continued. I know at this point in my life I think I know everything about anything that matters, but that will soon end, for soon I will have to end this chapter of my life. I can't help but feel sad that my time as an adolescent is ending. It feels so alien to me that I'm beginning to miss this period of my life, but it feels so similar to a time long ago when I realized I was no longer a child. Life really is short. Though I spent many hours sitting around doing nothing I often felt like times would never end. As a child I would lay in the grass in my backyard and just look up at the sky, I couldn't feel it at the time, but now I understand why that felt so good to me, it was as if time didn't move. Such lazy afternoons, everything so tranquil. I sometimes find myself wishing I could go back to times as simple as that. I always thought if I could, I'd go back and do everything, but then I think of who I am today and how much I've improved as an individual. If I truly take the time to think about it I always come to the conclusion that if I could go back I'd do everything the same, no matter how much it hurt. Humans as a race usually improve most during times of hardship. I realize even though I like to lie to myself that I'm above the status of a regular human being I truly am human. Nearly everything I've gained as a sentient being has come from a trial I've faced. So as I said before, if I had to live my life all over again I would make all the same choices I made before, no matter how much it would hurt me again. Because really, for a boy in a moderately wealthy family in a nice safe neighborhood I think I've had my fair share of challenges. I mean I was 'that guy' in elementry school, everyone would pick on me and I would encourage them by constantly trying to fight back with no idea what I was doing, I was often treated like I had a disease. I'm even sorry to say at one point the actions of my schoolmates were influenced by an ignorant teacher. I cried often during those years, but inside I feel as though I became a stronger person from all that. Then in middle school I was 'that #####' because standing up for people who are different automatically makes you gay. I'd have to say my young life hit an all time low at that point. I was treated less like I had a disease and more like I wasn't even a person. I seriously felt as though I was suffering a punishment I neither deserved nor could survive. I constantly had things thrown at me because if my awkward shape, I was quite the 'porker' at the time and the gynecomastia really didn't help. I seriously began losing faith in the human race for awhile, I'd never felt such hate as I did during those three awful years. It constantly felt like I was all alone, no one was ever on my side. I was surrounded by those who enjoyed my pain and those who turned a blind eye to it even when I would tell them about the problems occurring they would wave me away telling me I was mistaken and foolish. When surrounded by those who would actually cause physical pain to me the only option I could ever think to resort to was violence, and it was always only I who was punished. It also was great how my brother always had my back, constantly getting into fist fights with me because he wanted to look like a tough guy in front of idiots he wanted to impress, and it was always so wonderful when he'd tell his 'friends' that it was fine for them to hit me. I especially loved how my Dad listened to me and respected my feelings. Yup, I loved how he made me play football even though I said I really didn't want to and it made me miserable to be around a bunch of big sweaty douche bags who instead of being like team mates were more like tormentors to me. Things never went my way. Somehow I made it through thanks to one person. I believed then and to this very day that it's all thanks to one influential man that I survived through those terrible times. I will always remember that person who gave me the means to realize what I wanted to do, who I wanted to be. Now in the present day I'm actually feeling pretty good, I enjoy waking up every morning and going to do what needs to be done. Recently I've been doing much more work than anyone else around me, because I sat around doing nothing for so long, I guess you could say now I'm doing better than my best but it still isn't enough. All in all I'm actually happy where I am now, I care very little about the opinions of those I don't care for, I no longer think twice about raising my voice and speaking my opinion, I now stand strong behind what I believe in and am only swayed when and if I am shown the error in what I'm doing. I know the way I am often puts people off and offends them, and I'm seriously sorry for that, but I'm not going to let that stop me from being who I want to be and doing what I want to do. I'm going to try and be nicer in the future to everyone. Speaking of the future, I'm elated thinking of what the 17th year of my existence will offer me, circumstances in my control and beyond my control seem to have lined up quite nicely lately. I can only assume it will continue to get better, no, I can do more than assume, I can work for a better future for myself.

Yeah, thanks guys, birthdays are great and stuff.

Yeah. You toy around with me way too much.
I really hate when people do that.
I'd rather just have my ass handed to me in a gift basket than be toyed around with and still get my ass kicked.

Yup. Sano's a pansy.

##### you, you're just not fun to play with.
Either you spend the whole time #####ing around and make it way too #####ing easy or you just #####ing jump around doing cheap ass #####.

Just give me a minute.

*Does the same... Then to Morg even*