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Title: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 14:32:10 HAPPY
I made this little card for everybody on this board! Hope you all get valentines sex aids! Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 February 2008, 14:37:32 The only day that's entirely pointless unless you have a girlfriend. This is my "Scrooge" Holiday.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Abominator on 14 February 2008, 15:30:24 I crashed and burned in spectacular fashion today.
I thought I would, so it's not as bad as it could be. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 14 February 2008, 17:00:25 We have these candy gram things at my school where you have to pay a toonie for a bag of candy for a loved one.
I didn't get one but I didn't really care. I left the physics room for a moment to go print out a sheet. When I came back, there were red and pink candies on my bag. Dunno who gave them to me, the bell rang before I got back class. It wasn't any of my friends because they didn't get any candy grams. It could've been this one guy who's pretty friendly around me but I don't know. Either way, that's the highlight of my Valentine's Day. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 18:10:45 V has a boyfriend!~
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Winged Warrior on 14 February 2008, 19:12:26 VALNETINES DAY IS THE NUMBER ONE FUEL DAY FOR AIDS IN THE US!
REMEMBER TO STOCK UP ON PLASTIC WRAP AND RUBBER BANDS FOR YOUR OWN SAFTY TONIGHT! Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Majikn on 14 February 2008, 19:56:41 And the suicide rate goes WEEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: yuri on 14 February 2008, 20:26:26 Happy valentines day.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Winged Warrior on 14 February 2008, 21:02:35 WOW, I never saw those Before!
dork. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 21:10:57 Well, I never actually knew there were full sized ones. I'm cherishing the PW one.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: yuri on 14 February 2008, 21:25:03 They are on VGcats.com
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 21:28:12 They are on VGcats.comORLY!? Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 February 2008, 21:28:59 YOU GOT THE REDUNDANCY AWARD.
IT'S A SHINY GOLD MEDAL THAT SAYS "NO #####, SHERLOCK"! Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: yuri on 14 February 2008, 21:38:26 How do you say ####?
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 21:39:36 How do you say ####?Like this. ##### Anyways, I think he'd enjoy something with pictures even more CV, everybody does. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 14 February 2008, 21:41:41 Oh wow, that's funny. Today in Math, I thought about "O RLY?" and how I haven't see anyone say that or have a picture of that owl for a long time.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: yuri on 14 February 2008, 21:43:37 That owl is awesome.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 February 2008, 21:55:30 Anyways, I think he'd enjoy something with pictures even more CV, everybody does. I thought about it, but I'd rather just come out and say it. Anyway, I had a massive sugar rush today. I thought I was going to die. SO MUCH CANDY AND FOOD. Thank you self-control. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 14 February 2008, 23:04:10 Today, I got my faced smacked...
Between a pair of huge boobs. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 February 2008, 23:05:08 Man boobs.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 14 February 2008, 23:07:55 No, they were boobs belonging to an actual female.
I was totally taken by surprise, it was some girl I barely knew and she just pulled my head into her boobs. I totally tried to get away but I just couldn't. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 14 February 2008, 23:13:56 I totally tried to get away but I just couldn't.What a horrible experience for you. If you ever decide to come out of the closet, could you find my red sweater? Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 14 February 2008, 23:14:47 Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: NovaMan XP on 14 February 2008, 23:26:04 I think Sano was joking about that.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 14 February 2008, 23:27:44 No, they were boobs belonging to an actual female. It's sad because this is huge news for you, and you probably think you're so lucky right now, yet you have no idea how pathetic it makes you sound when you post things like that. It makes it painfully clear how desperate you are as well as how easy it is to excite you. I'm also willing to bet you're even exaggerating this stupid little glory-moment of yours. ----------------------- ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAY I've been hanging out with the guys all of break, non-stop, so I wanted to hang out with some girls today. Then it hits me that it's Valentine's Day and they all have boyfriends and are thus spending the day with them. So I just got dragged along and had to drive around town trying to decide where we should eat all day with the same people I've been seeing enough of 100% of the last week. Valentine's Day sucks. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 14 February 2008, 23:49:35 Ihateyoualldie
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Johncarllos on 15 February 2008, 00:05:55 I did nothing.
School was canceled for the second day in a row due to an ICE STORM YAY. I sat around and played Halo, wishing I had the internet so I could play some better games. Do not EVER get Verizon. They'll tell you that your account doesn't allow you to set up a new account because some jackass put a block against new things on it. I argued with those bitches for hours. Great Valentine's Day. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Winged Warrior on 15 February 2008, 02:21:15 I worked today.
got free candy. and totally got slapped by a chick's awesome rack today. Seriously, those things hurt worse than you'd think. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 15 February 2008, 02:49:12 Most people that hate Valentine's Day hate it because "it's a made up holiday that was purely conceived for the one purpose of commercialism" when really they are just bitter that they don't have someone and are using that most cookie cutter of excuses.
I don't hate Valentine's day because of that. What I hate about Valentine's is that it devalues so much about any kind of romance. The idea that this is the day to show someone special that you care is ridiculous and so played; If you do have someone special, you should take that time to show them on any and every day. Valentine's day just cheapens anything you do with this significant other on or around the 14th. Seriously, giving a Valentine's gift is like saying "Here I got you this because I'm supposed to and not because I had any special thought to do it on my own. You mean as much to me as anyone else I guess, since I had to basically be forced into this." I don't really know how to explain why I don't like Valentine's Day, but that's the jist of it. It's just such... fabricated love. It's worthless. I don't hate the "holiday" I just think it's hollow. But anyway a couple girls were giving out those cheesy movie tie-in valentines to some people and I apparently got the best ones of each and my friend Brian got the worst. One was Pirates Of The Carribean, and the other was Transformers. The dumbest ##### was in one of the cafs on campus though. One of those "Buy love here" booth things with hokey lame crap like tarot readings and love potions or something. Anyway; (http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s71/crapplejunktown/nlvcs5.jpg) Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ChaosVortex on 15 February 2008, 03:05:16 That's my feelings too Mike. It's been over 10 years in school, and I've received the same thing. Candy, and pieces of paper that say "You're #1", "Be mine", "I love you", "Be my Valentine", etc. It's boring. It makes me feel no different or special whatsoever when I get them. They're just filler for the trash can.
It's the same thing. Every year. The only way it'll ever change is if you actually DO have someone you love or a secret admirer who really shows it. Hell, roses are a nice change of pace, or maybe a hand-written letter... not some bag of cards you bought at Wal-Mart. Now that I mention it, I should've kept some of the cards got. Maybe somewhere on it, it says "Made in China". Yeah, you get what I'm saying. Nothing special. It's just a regular day, same old thing. That's why it's my "Scrooge" day. I don't hate it downright, but the fact that someone who doesn't know me at all suddenly hands me a random card means nothing to me, therefore, I yell "BAH HUMBUG!" Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 03:13:39 Mike, I agree with everything you posted. I haven't really thought much about that, but since you put it out there I can't help but nod along while reading it.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 15 February 2008, 03:16:23 I feel the same way. Since it's an odd holiday, I like to shower everybody with stupid valentines cards and ask my girlfriends for "VALENTINES SECKS"
I have yet to receive any. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Winged Warrior on 15 February 2008, 03:17:28 Heh.
For the first time in a long time, I have plans for going out and staying up late with my lady-friend. For the first time in a long time I can say "I don't have to worry about (insert BS thing here), And I can focus on the love of my life" It has nothing to do with cheap Japaneses crap made in china. Hell I sell that for a living. It's people who get bent over the commercialism (be it giving or not giving) that ruin the spirit of it. I don't wait for Christmas to give gifts either, but I don't bitch about THAT particular one either. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 15 February 2008, 03:18:13 WIND, we all know you don't have a girlfriend or any friends who are girls.
...Anyboo. Mike, your monologue on Valentines day was amazingly deep. Too bad you ruined it with that Gay Pedo pic. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 03:19:38 I feel the same way. Since it's an odd holiday, I like to shower everybody with stupid valentines cards and ask my girlfriends for "VALENTINES SECKS" I did something similar to that last year. I drew a bunch of cheesy kid-drawing valentines on index cards I had in my backpack and gave them to people. They said things like "I'm hard" or "I watch you when you're sleeping." WIND, we all know you don't have a girlfriend or any friends who are girls.And Sano, I believe Wind. Girlfriends aren't as much of an outlandish fantasy to people other than you. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: preventerWIND on 15 February 2008, 03:23:14 Yeah, I never get any though. : ' (
... HAHAH! PRUDE! HAHAH! Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 03:26:04 Sex in high school bugs me because I personally don't know anyone mature enough to handle it.
A pretty good friend of mine just found out she's pregnant, even. Not good news. She's handling it as if it's a joke, though, so it's even more unsettling, and further proves my point. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 15 February 2008, 03:29:16 I haven't have sex yet. >_>
Not that I really care at this moment. I barely have enough time for myself, can't really afford a girlfriend either. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 15 February 2008, 03:39:40 Just so you know ASR, your stories make me hate the women in Detroit. Is your school like south of 10 Mile or what?
Mike, your monologue on Valentines day was amazingly deep. I've had longer better monologues while getting teeth filled in, but thanks. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 15 February 2008, 03:47:17 Well, you rarely share them.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 03:56:03 Just so you know ASR, your stories make me hate the women in Detroit. Is your school like south of 10 Mile or what? I'm in a VERY nice suburban area, about 45 minutes away from Detroit. It's the furthest thing from trashy you can ever imagine. Everyone is spoiled rotten, including me, and it's pretty much the opposite of whatever I assume you're imagining. This girl is pretty dumb on her own, and I'm friends with the guy who made the mistake, even though he doesn't know that I know. This sort of situation is very rare, but disturbing enough. See, people trust me too easily, not that they shouldn't. It's just, I'm now sort of a treasure trove of secrets I'm not really asking to keep. I'd rather not talk much more about this personal junk, but I still want to assure you that this is NOT how it normally goes down around here. I live in a nice neighborhood much different than what you're imagining. You can hate the women in Detroit all you want, but I have no stories about THEM at all. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 15 February 2008, 05:11:01 Well, you rarely share them. My rants are too long for forum posts. They would be in multiples. Plus I don't have the time like I used to before college. (Cherish the time you have when you get home from school and you can do whatever you want, kids! If you get into a program like mine later on, you will lust more for sleep than most anything else!Except booze. Most animators are alcoholics apparently.) Posted on: 14 February 2008, 23:55:32 Oh and, I'm in a VERY nice suburban area, about 45 minutes away from Detroit. It's the furthest thing from trashy you can ever imagine. Everyone is spoiled rotten, including me, and it's pretty much the opposite of whatever I assume you're imagining. Don't worry, I wasn't actually serious about the girls or anything. I know from pictures that you don't live in the hard parts of Detroit (pretty much any mile south of ten). Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 17:14:04 Everyone always brings up 8 Mile. I' own the movie, so I should watch it, and I'll make up stories that are ridiculously untrue just to satisfy people that ask. I haven't even been there myself, though.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Majikn on 15 February 2008, 17:22:22 Most people that hate Valentine's Day hate it because "it's a made up holiday that was purely conceived for the one purpose of commercialism" when really they are just bitter that they don't have someone and are using that most cookie cutter of excuses. I hear it every year and while that in itself is very tiring, I still think it's a valid belief so I don't really say anything about it and I just let 'em vent. I don't say/believe it myself because I realize how stupid and played it sounds, though. I just try and take the day for whatever it's going to be and move on as soon as possible. But yeah I agree with everything else you said. EDIT: Removed this part. It's irrelevant anyway. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Edgecrusher on 15 February 2008, 17:25:36 Sex in high school bugs me because I personally don't know anyone mature enough to handle it. Didn't you see Juno? This ALWAYS works out well for everyone involved. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Slugkid on 15 February 2008, 17:34:41 [...]Anyway whatever the reason behind its creation[...]Back on rome there was some general or something that saw that married troops didn't do as well as single. So he forbid marriage. But St. valentine married them in secret. And that's how this day came. ... I saw it on the news. -__- Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 15 February 2008, 17:37:01 You mean you saw it on the olds?
Sex in high school bugs me because I personally don't know anyone mature enough to handle it. Don't get me started. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: White Shadow on 15 February 2008, 17:42:15 [...]Anyway whatever the reason behind its creation[...]Back on rome there was some general or something that saw that married troops didn't do as well as single. So he forbid marriage. But St. valentine married them in secret. So a Valentine is one who undermines the morale of your troops? Wonder why it's still legal in the US. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Majikn on 16 February 2008, 08:34:55 Okay then I retract my statement, it's not a valid belief, unless you're some conspiracy whore.
Still... I guess I don't really blame people who say that. Of course commercialism is caused by supply and demand is caused by us, but I figure they're just venting and I don't say anything. I like to think I'm being considerate in doing that. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 16 February 2008, 18:07:51 That Rome crap is really just the story they used to fuel the idea of the holiday, it's conception IS for commercialism, but I don't have a problem with that since like every "giving" holiday is flooded with that anyway.
Most people that hate Valentine's Day hate it because "it's a made up holiday that was purely conceived for the one purpose of commercialism" when really they are just bitter that they don't have someone and are using that most cookie cutter of excuses. I wouldn't care if it wasn't an obviously BS response to the holiday since when the same people are with someone they don't seem to mind the day at all. It's their scapegoat so that they don't have to say their just bitter and that really irks me something fierce. I don't say anything to them but I'm well aware they're being idiots. Everyone always brings up 8 Mile. I didn't. I haven't even seen the movie. I was talking about south of 10. However eight mile road is the main dividing road between the nothern suburbs and Detroit. Mile roads in the Oakland county moving south from 10 Mile Road into Wayne county are more notorious for crime. Eight Mile represents a prominent racial and ecomonomic divide between the northern suburbs and the city of Detroit, and just south of Eight like 25+% of people live below the poverty line and north of 8 like only 5% live below the poverty line. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Chron on 16 February 2008, 18:27:48 Hey, guys.
I noticed there wasn't a Hallmark day thread here, but it looks like you're talking about it. Did this thing get derailed? What's a Valentine? So a Valentine is one who undermines the morale of your troops? Wonder why it's still legal in the US. Oh, wait. Right, OK, I get it. Still have no idea what that has to do with Hallmark Day. But still, Happy Hallmark Day to everyone who bought cards and chocolate! But if you'd really like to know, I think it's an OK holiday, just a little overblown and over commercialized. If you really love someone, you don't need a special day to focus your efforts on. Just love them. Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: AlexThePenguin on 16 February 2008, 19:56:36 I like it because we get to wear non-uniform shirts to work. :D
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Chron on 16 February 2008, 21:09:28 Now that's the best reason to like a holiday I think I've ever heard!
that wasn't presents or candy Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 16 February 2008, 21:13:54 I like it because we get to wear non-uniform shirts to work. :D To what end? Do people wear really lame Valentine's shirts? (Like there's any other kind of Valentine's anything.) Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: AlexThePenguin on 16 February 2008, 21:20:56 I have a shirt with hearts and a skele-penguin on it that Ray got me and that I love that I got to wear over a very ciomfy longsleeved white t-shirt (we NEVER get to wear long sleeves with the uniform).
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 17 February 2008, 00:10:36 A few hours after I posted on the day, this was on MTV Live and I laughed.
http://www.mtv.ca/?vid=209868 Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Abominator on 17 February 2008, 01:18:47 Can't be seen outside Canada.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: Mikero on 17 February 2008, 01:39:08 I was worried about that. I tried to find it elsewhere first, but no dice.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines day! Post by: ASR on 17 February 2008, 02:16:42 My bad.
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