I may be a bit obsessed by Dark Knight.

Here is a string of amazing, saved from this thread.

Just traumatized myself with the illustration of female gnolls in the Unreachable East D&D book.

I'm going to go cry and never stop.



AUUUUGH ROWS OF BOOBARMOR

Alternating between MC Frontalot's Nerdcore Rising, and the "We Are Sailor Scouts" .spc from the Sailor Moon RPG.

I don't know why.

EDIT:
Depeche Mode- Waiting For The Night. I need mellow music now. Mellllloooow.

I asked Lumi (one of the dudes that started this) and he said the castes were named by the koopas. Only a couple of the castes have the -guy suffix, at any rate.

The masked are insane berserker midgets XD

From the same setting, here's a goomba, spinning yarn with a drop spindle. Possibly the same yarn that the toad is getting tangled up. Friggin' toads.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=18912&e=380819

Teremo goombas are like genderless nomadic hobbit fungi. I wubs them.

TRUE FACT: The toad race is not powered by light magic, but extreme levels of cuteness.

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...And, because it's cracking me up, here's the tutorial that's being made to show how the roleplay works.
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=43078&e=379558

Yes, those are shyguys. No, we don't know what they're actually saying.

I'm betting lolcattese.

So I'm helping organize a roleplay group. The premise? Fictional revisionism of Super Mario Bros, where everything is bright and colourful but is secretly a depressing crapsack world.

It does not get much geekier than that.

Doodled two of the races, toads and yoshis. Yoshis have this weird reptile reverse-kermit-the-frog eye thing going on.

Days since management has had to deal with an idiot: Back to #####ing zero.

Guys, I dunno how many of you roleplay, but never start one without an admin or GM. Saves you so much grief.

On trolling, and its aftermath:


sheala23: like a hate tornado descending down upon a trailer made of spam.
sheala23: its over already but the damage is done XD
Star Spiritgate: it's just going to end with gobbets of meat flying everywhere and bad smells
sheala23: THAT TOO
Star Spiritgate: we make the worst metaphors
sheala23: if by worst you mean best!!!


On totally for serious awesome roleplay ideas:


kosmicgenie: so basiklally my toadz a magik warrior princess
kosmicgenie: the last of her kind
kosmicgenie: n i think im gonna make her hair rainbow
kosmicgenie: n then HERES THE CATCH
kosmicgenie: she has a *SPIRIT* inside of her that protektz her from evil rite
kosmicgenie: n its MARIO
kosmicgenie: then they both turn into men and have sex hows that can we base the whole rp around them I think it would work out gr8
Dirigible Dirge: I think you've outdone anything I could ever muster
kosmicgenie: I'm just a storytelling genious


lumi colada: (Someone on tegaki has) a "housewife" oc
lumi colada: like
lumi colada: could you GET more boring?
mintybruinshky: XD
lumi colada: wtf do you RP with that
lumi colada: "I AM VACUUMING THE FLOOR"
lumi colada: "I AM MAKING BILLY'S LUNCH"
mintybruinshky: "I AM WATCHING SOAP OPERAS"
lumi colada: "I AM DRIVING THE MINIVAN AROUND"
Star Spiritgate: "I AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL BOY"
Star Spiritgate: oh wait
lumi colada: XD
mintybruinshky: XD
lumi colada: too interesting
DrowCatFlan: "I AM CUTTING HIS SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY TODAY"?

Possibly people were expecting Asian to equal "looks like Ayumi Hamasaki."

 

*cycles through three possible replies*

1: Well, duh, wouldn't there be?

2: How would I know? I don't write that crap when I'm RPing Dinah.

3: Horrible profanities to your lord and savior, and you single out the gay bar line?

Current developments in the Drow Love RP are a barrel of laughs, particularly for the character Phyre'ari. So to cheer his player up, I made this.

http://www.fhqhosting.com/ui/fiespin.swf

I make no apologies.

Also, my fallen paladin was given an atonement quest omfg spoilers. Uploaded here with the lettering redone for easy reading. She visits the wrecked house where a girl was murdered that morning, and hilarity ensues.

http://www.storm-artists.net/full/60328

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http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=18912&e=372556


I can't believe I put that much effort in a doodle just to illustrate a foulmouthed quote.

J: Eat the blue screen

No, the big red thing with a spiky head.

He's from Chrono Trigger. Probably the first thing you ever try to fight.

It's just... OMFG. Gato costume X3

I'm Gato, I have metal joints~
Beat me up and win 15 silver points~

It's a guy. I did find a woman who did a reasonable cosplay of Zero (AND GOT THE PANTIES TO LOOK RIGHT), but I don't remember the link, and for some reason she made him dark maroon rather than red.

EDIT: OH MY GOD! I just realized! Is that GATO in the background?!

*shrieks*

Oh my god, I think I've found the impossible. A Megaman X cosplay that looks good.

Well, they got the armored panties wrong (...DIAPER) but everything else is gold.



Made of "fiberglass, wood, lightweight-aluminum and some secret ingredients."

See the others here:
http://www.cosplay.com/costume/53155/

Black Zero, by the same person:
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/727992/

Hmm... IMO, Eoin Colfer is a decent author. Not outstanding, but decent.  The first two Artemis books were great, but I think it went downhill from there. Opal Deception was okay, but I just did not like the rest of the series. Supernaturalists was also not so good -- it was like an abridged version of Shade's Children. So I'm also not so enthusiastic about this idea.

I'll watch it, and I'm kind of intrigued... but yeah, I got ya.

Hmm. Tim Burton's doing an Alice in Wonderland movie.

[spoiler]Supposedly, 19 year old Alice flees an arranged marriage, and falls for the Hatter.[/spoiler]

Johnny Depp is doing the Hatter, of course.

And here is Alice.

BUT THE HORSE! WHERE'S THE HORSE?

I'd really love to have seen his last fleeting posts.

Nothing much. "Baww I'm leaving no one likes me baww" and "here's this dumb picture lols."

FLOUNCE

y'all are crazy.

M: Use 6 keys to unlock Snare, except for the padlock for the top petal

M: Pull Snare out

M: Unlock trapdoor

M: Examine ceiling

A nerd band called the Ex Box Boys did a song for Braid called "Counting You Up."

It's eaten my soul.

(It's the first song that plays on the website, which is SO ANNOYING IN A SITE DESIGN, but anyway. If not, you can find it in the music section or something.)

Tilly and the Wall

1. Are you male or female?
Lost Girls

2. Describe yourself.
The Freest Man

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Cacophony

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
You and I Misbehaving

5. Describe your current relationship.
Reckless

6. Where would you want to be now?
Chandelier Lake

7. How do you feel about love?
Coughing Colors

8. What's your life like?
Rainbows in the Dark

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Ice Storm, Big Gust, And You

10. Say something wise.
Sing Songs Along

In combat Carth is pretty good.
He's mainly a ranged fighter type guy, I just give him blaster pistols and let him shoot holes in dudes while I sword 'em to death.
You'll probably use him until you get Zalbar. Then you might switch him back into the party a few times afterwards, but you'll probably never use 'em again after you get more than 1 Jedi.
I mean, even when I needed a ranged dude I'd think to maybe use Carth, but then I'd see Canderous and HK-47 lookin' all awesome next to him.
Ya gotta go with HK-47.
Make sure to have him with you whenever possible and talk to him often.
Don't worry about Canderous, you'll have plenty of time to talk to him in the next game.

Awesome, thanks.

I wub HK-47. He makes up for all the tl;dr of Bastila's dialogue. And then some.

Naw, Carth's a cool dude.
Unless...
[spoiler]You go Dark Side, he eventually just runs away like a little bitch. It's kind of pathetic to watch.[/spoiler]

Well, I'm too much of a wuss to be evil in games, so there goes that problem. Although I was more wondering how good he was in combat.

I'd have an easier time going dark, mind you, if you were allowed to be subtle charming Lawful Evil rather than raving lunatic Chaotic Evil. "Only Sith deal in absolutes," indeed.

Heck, the file size is enough to turn me off from the game. Most MMOs are a fraction of that, and you can't tell me that the thousands of hours of point and click are magically better.

It'd would have to give me vodka and robotic footrubs before I'd bother with the download.

Just started playing Knights of the Old Republic.

Man, you tell people you're playing it as a girl and everyone (read: my brother) freaks out. Bloody romance subplot.

Is there anything wrong with Carth that it sucks to have him in your party?

Yeah. The two triangles have a slightly different slope:

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9840/tricky1mv2.gif

CTHULHU HAT

Oh god, does want does want does want.

I'm going to have to relearn to crochet so I can make this for myself.

*SHRIEK*

Finally watched the Star Wars trilogy. (Previously, I'd seen RotJ and a bit of ANH, but not ESB, and not all in a row.)

This makes listening to Death Cab for Cutie's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" a little mind-bending.

Note to self: If ever get tempted by a Sith Lord to the dark side, do not design fortress to have convenient mile-deep drops for the hero and/or Face Heel Turned student to push me off of. Or at least put a trampoline at the bottom.

Also, start thinking up good Darth title that isn't some synonym of "bad" or "illness".

Bloc Party - Like Eating Glass

And I know that you're busy too
I know that you care
You got your finger on the pulse
You got your eyes everywhere
And it hurts all the time when you don't return my calls
And you haven't got the time to remember how it was

Would you accept a friend request from a card sharper?

*SPITTAKE*

Apparently there are people outside the White House demanding that Bush GTFO right now.

Hee.

gtfo otakukin

Christopher Marchand
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=18912&e=342399

Kit is a character I made for a Silent Hill RP. (At least five or six people are going to get into it. Spent last night talking about nightmare fuel monster ideas. SO PSYCHED.)

It's getting off to a good start. In grand horror game tradition, Kit is leaving his car behind and is preparing to head into the misty wood with a strange biker punk girl. Hilarity will surely ensue.

His eyes are more feminine than Autem's. This concerns me.

Started a Silent Hill RP on Tegaki.

*psyched*

Oh christ! It's true!

Listening to Tom Waits' Black Wings.

Not sure what I think about it. It's growing on me, and the lyrics sure are cool, and yet. And still.

Maybe I should stick to Leonard Cohen...

Dammit, I shouldn't have made him orange. Friggin' complimentary colours.

Kiddo, if you're fixing to be a writer, you have to send your story to the publisher. (Or get an agent that'll do that for you. Either way.) Ain't no one's going to be asking YOU to send your manuscript to THEM. Who the heck are you? In the publisher's eyes, absolutely nothing.

And when you send the story out, the rejection slips will come. Granted, the people that'll review your story will be as subjective as anyone else, but they didn't get their job for no reason. If the rejection slips come with advice, consider it.

Then you keep sending the story, or you edit out the suck and then send it. Crippling depression and realizing you're a hack who can't write for crap is allowed, but then you get up and keep working at it.

Practically any artistic field is about 5% glorious inspiration from the gods, and 95% dogged hard work and thick skin. We live for the 5% because we're idiots. But there you go.

Came to the horrified realization that the little avatar in the LittleBigPlanet video in the Solitude thread wasn't a cute cyclops thing. Recitifed that:

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=18912&e=339283


Well, I think it's cute...

Aw man, up until the end I thought the little dude in that LBG video was a little cyclops guy. Somehow, it's much less cute as a teddy bear.

.....

GODDAMMIT, CHAOS.


*depressed*