I don't mind the whole sexy vampirism thing, but I'm glad you're not going with that. It's pretty played. You can do the sexy and cursed bit, that's not bad. But like... I look at covers of Anita Blake comics and want to burn them.

I would but

I don't have the space in my sig.

That must have been delicious if you both want her to cook it every day.

Shh, JC! You'll hurt Snare's feelings with all that talk! You'll hurt his heart you bastard!

Comic Jam is for silliness!

Exactly.

I don't have the space in my sig.

The rest of us got it.

It's clearly a cherry.

House is so awesome.

He could cure every cast member of Scrubs. But wouldn't. All he'd let you know is that it's not lupus.

That's Cecile.

Which I've never heard in my life.

I sometimes watch it because she does. It's not actually bad. I just don't really care.

Back to an oldish one, though I don't remember if I actually used it here or not.

You did. But it's a good one.

That sounds like a Scrubs quote to me.
Lately everything sounds like a Scrubs quote.

I don't watch that show.

watch more House.

I agree.

If no one decides to go, then go when you're done!

Up and diagonal isn't a bad idea. Just a useless idea.

Zombies are undead, you die but definitely do become alive again. But you're on the right track, Otakon. I don't honestly know or really care how many Preventers there actually ARE in this universe, but there's MORE than enough MMM users being Preventers in this already. Let's get on with a story!

I really hope there's no more new member Preventers coming soon. I really hope this doesn't turn into a comic that just introduces new Preventers. I really hope Matt doesn't come into my work tomorrow to bother me for four hours when I'm trying to read and help customers. But that's unrelated.

You know, Otaku. You could just come back as preventerRESURRECTION. Who has no other powers but to keep coming back to life after dying. But you do actually die. You just come back to life 24 hours later. It's a schtick.

That doesn't look PG-13, though I'm sure it is.

Mine is. But I have a Lickitung, sooo...

Again!

Mmha..mahahahmhahanhyahha!

Chron. Your avatar. Goes so well with your posts.

That's why he's preventerCOMICJAM, though.

It's both. People pronounce it both ways. My uncle, for example, is "Sess-Ill", while the guy in Dot's Diner is "Sea-Sill".

Eyes are massive. The neck is thick, but maybe you're just a roid freak now.

"White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane through headphones on my laptop so I can hear over my mom watching #####ing Coronation Street!

Looks awesome.

Zoidberg as Lobster Johnson...

Just when I thought neither of them could be any cooler, they fused and became a deity of coolosity.

Also I like Nibbler as Johann Krauss. It's nonsensical, really, unlike the others, but I like it.

Johnny Mnemonic is about people that can store data files in their brains and then can also transport the data to someone for money. Keanu Reeve's character takes on   a bigger file than he's got space for and it starts #####ing him up. A story unfolds, blah blah.

I think Matrix and Terminator are the most obvious ones. Matrix has the déja vu cats, blue pill, poses, the phone, etc. Terminator has the metal half face, the bike, the blackmith's shop in the background (allusion to either where Sarah Connor killed the first Terminator or where T-1000 and the second Terminator bought it, probably the former).

Do I read a hint of jealousy?

Do I read a hint of hope?

If you're trying to impress me, trying is one of the worst things you can do.

You can't decide all kinds of things like that out of nowhere, anyway. The story just needs to unfold of it's own volition. Besides, it sucks when people make themselves all powerful all the time in all ways in all comic jams.

I shall let you keep VONE. But zat iz all!

Zhere vill be ordar in mein Toozdayz!

Fact: The title shown in the show is actually Samuri Pizza Cats (sic).

Fact: I still know the theme song by heart.

Fact: Saban people didn't get transcripts. In Fact: the show was full of Japan-oriented cultural refecrences and such, but that doesn't even matter because Saban just made new dialogue and some loose translations to the animation. The show basically became a spoof of itself, yet it was created as a parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fact: Gatchaman is wicked.

That's from the antimatter universe, though. We're talking about villains from a universe that-heheheh-MATTERS!

Nycuk nyuck nyuck!

I agree with JC and ASR.

That's right. I am on both opposing sides.

"But how, Mr. Peabody Mikero?"

I'm glad you asked that, Sherman. Really a brilliant question, actually. Well you see, it annoys me at how stupid it is, but that is also comedic.

"Wow, Mr. Mikero!"

Quiet, you.

"... He's talking down to kid people... I wanna cut his nuts off..."

WAT ABOOUUUUUTSA FEFNI--::murdered::

JC looks the mostest hilarioustest. But I think Wind does look the bestest at being very diturbided.

And yeah, not everyone has to be a Preventer. This isn't NMO where it gets better by having more people as mushrooms. This is a different thing.

Plus there needs to be villains too! (Allowers? Permitters? OH! Enablers!)

That's kind of worse. You're supposed to do that in private, in your own house, with the blinds closed, the lights low, electrodes attached, and parents away.

I am not Wind. I am Water.

And that's not really how it works... "Shock someone with abilities". I'd say just go with preventerSPORT and take whatever Sporty Spice jokes I make you get.

BEYOND clearly fake, too.

Like, I'd think Milli Vanilli were real before those.

Ahaha, I read the whole thing.

"Something out of a comic book!", "this happens seventeen times", and "let's hack the internet" all made me laugh pretty hard.

"She wears glasses because she's also the smartest woman in the world" was the first that got me, heh.

: Mikero   9 July 2008, 05:04:10

Yeah should be alright.

And now, What if Michael Bay wrote The Dark Knight?

Everyone read this.
They hack ALL the internets.

Everyone do what John just said.

I'm gonna check out the link Yubi posted when I'm home later tonight.

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OK. Hellboy II was good. I really liked it. Better than the first one story-wise, funnier than the first one, plus it has Johann Krauss! And Hellboy doesn't look made of plastic. And Abe Sapien's voice is different, but not bad. Might even be better actually. He looks more alive than in the first one too. Also Snare is in it and is wicked.

Edit: On the Russian thing, I think the one before the one that is most certainly Fahrenheit 451, that could be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but that's just a pretty half-hazard guess. I have absolutely no idea what the first one, the Croc one, or the one with the guy using the computer are.

Although come to think of it, that computer one could be Johnny Mnemonic, since he seems to be putting a USB stick up his ass. But that's a more reckless guess than Fear and Loathing.

If that's what you want to call five fingered Mary, then fine.

Uhuh. Shock sounds electric or sound. Not muscle.

But, alas, you did not.

Actually, sorry, preventerOTAKU would USE Otaku to prevent things, not so much would that Preventer actually prevent Otaku. Like Wind uses wind, I use water, etc. But yeah, it still doesn't work.

"Creep" is right.

Wow.

That was possibly the perfect way, beyond all other means, to end it.

I don't like Ren & Stimpy much, but I really like that character.