The reason I still have the old DS is that it works perfectly. I like the Lite's design best, and that's what I'd rather have than the DSi because I have some damn good GBA games, though I still have a GBASP so I guess it's not such a thing.

Not that I play it much. I just do Brain Age 2 stuff on it now and then which isn't even the right way to play, though I've wanted a couple games.

I found the third Phoenix Wright for like 20 bucks recently but didn't get it for some reason and I'm looking for the-though I'll never get it-first one. I wanted GTA Chinatown Wars but now I don't care so much since I have Saints Row for such things and if I need more of that I'm getting Saints Row 2.

Anyway about the screens, Chaos and Majikn are both right. I can use my DS outside, not that I do, just fine. However, there are times, TIMES, where the glare takes over and the DS might as well be a brick.

I don't add anyone to Facebook unless they ask me to and even then it's 50/50 if I'm gonna do THAT 'cause the people that ask me to add them are often people I didn't want to talk to in the first place and am too polite to tell them to suck my back.

The reason I don't add people to Facebook even if I like them is just because Facebook is a buttbag.

Good.

Yeah same here except all that six feet blunder.

I felt like crying. But I didn't.

Yeah same here.

I know Jooky is a party in a can...

Oum...

Thanks guys! :-D

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Some designs of Croûton (le bébé-pain blablabla), for a game a friend of mine wants to make for some Microsoft contest.

Edit: Click, image tags don't work for it.

That's fine, I was trying to stop everyone from going off about how much cooler their families are than every other family before they start.

This is all real boring.

Or, you know, Jack.

Jack's fine.

Yeah, Up! was magnificent.

If yes, good. If no, OK.

Honestly the worst thing about Lost is that other people watch it.

I also saw Up today and loved it.

: Mikero   7 June 2009, 09:38:37

My grandfather on my white side is Scottish. So yeah, I have all those things in my family. But Collymore comes out of slavery from the British rule in Barbados back in the day so eat that, because there's no rebuttal to that which'll work in your favor!

Sure there's a rebuttal.

I. Don't. Care.

That doesn't work in your favor at all, it just makes you look racist and/or ignorant because it's an important issue.

Also, that's not a rebuttal.

Also you don't know what pseudo means.

You like men. See how I'm just assuming stuff? Yeah.

Fake.

Right. So you're a "real fake genuine Celtic". Good one

Yeah. I'm not exactly a fan of there being a book written by anyone else but... Well he wanted to make one, and I wish he did, so... Yep.

You know liked that, half-bro.

My second choice for mine was Wowbagger the you know what.

On a related note I finished Mostly Harmless today.

Yep.

: Mikero   7 June 2009, 09:42:36

My feelings for Mass Effect have blossomed into love.

Just don't turn into me while you play Mass Effect; I skipped countless classes to keep playing through the game even though I had already beaten it before.

I don't skip classes, ever, so no worries.

I've heard Mirror's Edge is quite short too.

I wonder what that Crystal Chronicles WiiWare sequel was like.


My feelings for Mass Effect have blossomed into love.

Stool.


Haha you know what that means?
POO!

Honestly, what the #####?

My grandfather on my white side is Scottish. So yeah, I have all those things in my family. But Collymore comes out of slavery from the British rule in Barbados back in the day so eat that, because there's no rebuttal to that which'll work in your favor!

Also you don't know what pseudo means.

If I didn't mention it, THAT would be stealing.

But I do write my own stuff and it's fresher than yours so there!

It's an edit of Jay-Z's "Encore", I forgot to mention.

WHAT THE #####

Who you know fresher than Nov'?
Riddle me that.
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at,
Can't none of y'all mirror me back,
Y'all hearin' me rap, this is for Nova Man in his prime.
He's... Young N.M., spikes on his head.
About to take over the globe, now break bread.
Let's get some; Streamers up, some paper cups,
A big cake blue and yellow for you fatty shclupps
Lights low so that he don't know what's up,
But at MMM, it's a thread that's what!
Yup, yup!
Grand openin, grand closin,
God your man Nov' cracked the can open again!
Who you gonna find doper than him, with no pen?
Just draws off inspiration (tion tion tion)!
Soon you'll see you can't replace him (im im im),
No cheap imitations for THESE CELEBRATIONS!!

Now can I get an encore, do you want more?
Birthday's on for tha Nova Mon!
So for one last time I need y'all to roar!

Now what the hell are you waitin for?
After him, there shall be no more
So for one last time, Nova, make some noise!



What the hell are you waiting fooooooorrrr?


Aahhh. Look what you made me do, look what I made for you.
Knew if you paid your dues, how well they'd praise you!
When you first came to the boards, they tried to play you,
Then you dropped a couple of hits, look how they wave to you!
From AOB and ev-er-ywhere
To the only thing that matters in just a matter of years (yea)
As fate would have it, Nova's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say "Surprise!"
When he comes in like Carmelo, wearin' the blue and yellow
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If he don't know you he's blowin' you to smithereeens!
##### take some Nova beam
And I need you to remember one thing (one thing).
He came, he saw, he conquered.
From Sonic's rails, to GH concerts.
So muh'#####er, if you want this party,
I need you to scream, 'til you bust an arterie!

(NO-VA! NO-VA!)




I like the way this ones feel. It's so mother#####in soulful man!



Yeah, OK.

So this here is the victory lap,
Then I'm lea-vin', that's how you get Nova back.
After a year of them 17's, he's one point eight
And I'm two point two, and we're only doin' great.
You wanted to gain attention new dudes?
You can check how Nova Man and Mikero do.
You wanna be in the public, send your budget
Well ##### it,
We ain't budgin!
Haaa Nova did it to death, you gotta love it,
While haters and flamers told him he couldn't cut it.
Now look at him, all star-studded,
Golfer above par like he putted.
And all today this ##### I uttered,
Was utterly ridiculous.
How sick is this?
You want to party? Bring Nova Luksusowa, bring JC JD,
bring Wind some gin, and then you'll get in,
For a little celebratin', WOO!

I got my 360 for games that don't have that motion sensor stuff.

So I'm not a fan. But I haven't actually looked at any E3 stuff other than what I've heard here 'cause... Eh.

My favourite Conan thing ever is the entire 10th anniversary episode. If you can watch dat ##### den watch dat ##### son.

The part in Peep Show series five was something like this;

Mark: (Don't say you're pregnant don't say you're pregnant don't say you're pregnant)

Sophie: "I'm pregnant."

Mark: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Uh, all you have to do to a Minotaur is rub his belly, then he'll flop over and purr. It works EVERY time. I learned that on Crete when I was nine. Young ninja are sent into the labyrinth there, and yada yada yada. I later tested this theory on Baal and similar creatures like the horned god of Tuzla. I have tried on many occasions to schedule some kind of appointment with Hapi-ankh to try this very thing, but he usually figures out in time that I don't actually want to watch Meteor Man with him.

I've heard from colleagues that this also works on creatures that are like fully the opposite. As in bull bod, human head A friend of mine tried it on Shedu during a trek through ancient Mesopotamia. He didn't really mean to BE in ancient Meso at all but he got stuck in a Fry Hole, and those always mess crap up space-timewise. But let's not get into all that. All you need to know is he made it back eventually and what he discovered back then is what gave the colour TV. You're welcome.

I feel like the only person on the planet who actually prefers Meet The Beatles to their later albums...

I don't know what it's like in context but Peep Show had, from what I can tell, a similar thing in series five and it was genius.

Not that I was going to get it, but "Saw Her Standing There" would be cool to have in it only because it's my favourite The Beatles song.

Yeah, "The".

The name suggests it's for gals anyhow.

Obviously.

I feel like you're more of a Fenchurch. That's not an insult, I like Fenchurch. She's fun and it's in her own way and on her own terms.

I have about an eighth left of Mostly Harmless.

Which means it's just getting down to it

That's good to hear Edge. I wanted to try the game but I don't have a PS3 and there aren't any games I want on it enough to get one, but all I saw about the game was ads and it looked pretty bland but I was into the concept.


Anyway... I am extremely #####ing in like with Mass Effect!

Like... It's really cool. The amount of work that seemed to go into it is pretty impressive. It's real addictive too. I just wish paragon dialogue had more character.

: Mikero   3 June 2009, 23:55:06

Saying something is the best FPS ever is like saying this turd is better than this turd. Well no, not that extreme. I'm not a big fan of the genre but I like some of them. Still I have to say this; "Dude, Half-Life 2 is the best F###### Piece of S### ever."

I actually have nothing against HL2, it's just the thought I had.

Dude, do you have to down everything always?
That's seriously all you do lately.

Uh, no it isn't. I defy that. Actually,  I haven't been downing much at all lately, because I've only been talking about good stuff. I was just making a point about my view on the genre, which everyone else seemed to get.

If you actually read my post, you'd know I have nothing against Half-Life 2 and I'm sure it's as good as you say. I've said before that I played the demo and I found it to be pretty interesting but it's not my thing. Get a grip.

I don't see what's wrong with 360 but for PS3, yeah sure.

It's a PG-13 board.

So yes we do need the filters.

Yeah I don't talk about dreams either really except today. It's not at all fun to hear about other people's dreams unless you're actually in them. But then it's kind of weird. But otherwise it's as boring as hearing about people's kids.

 

Sorry, coloured.

Again, not the point!

What did you have to do with it?

Haha that reminds me I meant to post this;

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/942873935.html

That's not what I meant.

This has perhaps been posted, I don't know. It probably was. But if it was, it was just linked to because I didn't see it.



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen

Woah I just realized the tags in my post subverted the word filters. Fixed dat.

told apart

I like this combo.

My dreams are pretty much the same deal.

I once had a dream that started at work and then somehow ended up about a blue alien woman who separated into like five blue alien women, that looked the same but had different names, to have sex. I didn't have sex with her or anything, it was just about that she did that. Like the diva from The Fifth Element mixed DC Comics' Triplicate Girl or something.

Explosions, lasers, I have these. But often times instead there's some kind of falling or huge jump type thing. I once was jumping off a big ship or building on like, the snowboard thing people do in the air, and went all the way down until I grinded on some in air rail that ended at some tower which I flung off into the huge basin of water underneath it. It was impressive. There I met some brunette in the water who I was apparently going out with or something close to that but then we forgot to have sex because we had to go jump off a cliff after an explosion to go fight evil or something.

I honestly had much better dreams when I was in high school. They were better formed and were actual stories and avoided being stupid. That means I was either more or less sane back then.

colored

WHAT?!

It's true, I did say that.

Saying something is the best FPS ever is like saying this turd is better than this turd. Well no, not that extreme. I'm not a big fan of the genre but I like some of them. Still I have to say this; "Dude, Half-Life 2 is the best F###### Piece of S### ever."

I actually have nothing against HL2, it's just the thought I had.