Oh god! He's right! The government is spying on us!

... I vote on locking it.

"Make new friends from awkward conversations we force you into...

TODAY!"

I now consider logging off AIM before posting on LJ... I like having a related community or mutual friend before chatting it up on AIM. Though LJ is technically a community, It's so traverse I wouldn't want to deal with it.

Here's hoping the salmon also links common interests though.

I have no brain. Plus, without Live journal, I'd be putting my wangsty emo writings here and get banned and NOBODY* wants that!

*Nobody actually represents the majority of of the board who actually does want me banned.

Sano?

Plus, You and America will be cool for a few weeks, You'll sympathize seeing as it Was his birthday, You'll let him stay at your place.

Next thing you know, He's eating your food, hitting you up for money, and sleeping with your girlfriend while you are working. I warn you, America hangs out with the bad crowd.

Would you rather I Use Myspace... Or maybe Facebook?!

*snicker*

Jake, don't play with the dirty hobos.

If  you knew how much money America owed his friend China... You would be sad... ON THE INSIDE

Beware of salmon.

Apparently an application will run when you post while signed on to AIM, Cloaking both your SN, and a random user who also posted giving you a chat with "____________salmon"

Here is my most recent encounter, With a few privacy related alterations.

Forgive the text wall.

[spoiler]Friday, July 04, 2008
DisastrousSalmon (1:15:05 PM):   It's Canada day!
WrrrTw (1:15:21 PM):   However it's not.
DisastrousSalmon (1:15:34 PM):   i know it's not................who are you sir?
WrrrTw (1:15:52 PM):   <.< Unless the un-united states have aligned with canada.
WrrrTw (1:16:01 PM):   I have no clue myself.
DisastrousSalmon (1:16:11 PM):   i am kind of confused right now.
WrrrTw (1:16:20 PM):   That makes two of us.
DisastrousSalmon (1:16:25 PM):   do i know you?
WrrrTw (1:16:35 PM):   ... I wouldn't doubt it.
WrrrTw (1:16:48 PM):   Mind you, you sent me a message first.
DisastrousSalmon (1:16:57 PM):   I did?
DisastrousSalmon (1:17:00 PM):   When?
WrrrTw (1:17:14 PM):       Do you know this person?  Report IM Spam DisastrousSalmon (1:15:05 PM): It's Canada day!
WrrrTw (1:15:21 PM): However it's not.
DisastrousSalmon (1:17:20 PM):   Probably during my Okcupid days.
WrrrTw (1:17:35 PM):   Are you in your OKcupid days now?
DisastrousSalmon (1:17:41 PM):   no.
DisastrousSalmon (1:17:51 PM):   when did i send you a message?
WrrrTw (1:17:51 PM):   ... then this gets more confusing by the moment.
DisastrousSalmon (1:18:02 PM):   ooo
WrrrTw (1:18:12 PM):   Aproximately 1:15:05 On july 04 2008
DisastrousSalmon (1:18:13 PM):   i just got a message from you at 3:12 pm sayin "it's canada day!"
WrrrTw (1:18:22 PM):   ...
DisastrousSalmon (1:18:34 PM):   weird.
WrrrTw (1:18:37 PM):   quite.
DisastrousSalmon (1:18:50 PM):   what did i allegedly say to you?
WrrrTw (1:18:59 PM):   Possibly an AIM stent?
DisastrousSalmon (1:19:20 PM):   maybe.
DisastrousSalmon (1:19:27 PM):   do you live in texas?
WrrrTw (1:19:31 PM):   Make new freinds from awkward converstaions we force you into...

TODAY!
DisastrousSalmon (1:19:41 PM):   hahahah
WrrrTw (1:19:44 PM):   Naw. I live up in washington state.
WrrrTw (1:19:52 PM):   Used to live in kentucky though.
DisastrousSalmon (1:19:55 PM):   but seriously, if you got a message from me earlier, what did it say?
DisastrousSalmon (1:20:15 PM):   cause maybe i'm having blackouts or something.
WrrrTw (1:20:18 PM):   The first message I received from you was "it's canada day"
WrrrTw (1:20:25 PM):   ... about five minutes ago.
DisastrousSalmon (1:20:25 PM):   WEIRD
DisastrousSalmon (1:20:31 PM):   that's what i received from you
WrrrTw (1:20:46 PM):   <.< Curse you AIM.
DisastrousSalmon (1:20:49 PM):   MoroseSalmon (3:12:08 PM): It's Canada day!
GenericRename (3:12:28 PM): who are you?
MoroseSalmon (3:15:27 PM): However it's not.
GenericRename (3:15:39 PM): i know it's not................who are you sir?
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:03 PM):   weird.
WrrrTw (1:21:05 PM):   ...
WrrrTw (1:21:07 PM):   QUITE
WrrrTw (1:21:11 PM):   What's your SN?
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:18 PM):   GenericRename
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:22 PM):   what's yours?
WrrrTw (1:21:26 PM):   WRRRTW.
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:30 PM):   it's not moreosesalmon?
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:36 PM):   morose^

Choosing to make this a little more... Respectful...

WrrrTw (1:21:52 PM): No, I am no salmon.
WrrrTw (1:22:05 PM): and neither are you for that matter "Disasterous Salmon"
GenericRename (1:22:06 PM): WHAT
GenericRename (1:22:10 PM): this is weird
GenericRename (1:22:23 PM): my sn says disasterous salmon?
GenericRename (1:22:23 PM): dude
WrrrTw (1:22:36 PM): DisastrousSalmon (1:21:22 PM): what's yours?
WrrrTw (1:21:26 PM): WRRRTW.
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:30 PM): it's not moreosesalmon?
DisastrousSalmon (1:21:36 PM): morose^
GenericRename (1:22:55 PM): i'm kinda scared for my computer.
WrrrTw (1:23:10 PM): I'm sure it's a stupid AIM stent.
GenericRename (1:23:40 PM): weird.
GenericRename (1:23:48 PM): but why would they say it's canada day?
WrrrTw (1:23:54 PM): probilby even noted "the jumping of the salmon"
GenericRename (1:23:55 PM): and what's with the salmon? i'm kinda hungry now.
GenericRename (1:23:58 PM): hahaha
WrrrTw (1:24:01 PM): Canada day was on the first.
WrrrTw (1:24:05 PM): It may just be late
GenericRename (1:24:06 PM): exactly.
GenericRename (1:24:11 PM): hmmmmmmmm
GenericRename (1:24:25 PM): ok well
WrrrTw (1:24:30 PM): Yep.
WrrrTw (1:24:34 PM): We are not alone
GenericRename (1:24:56 PM): *twilight zone theme*
WrrrTw (1:25:09 PM): http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/
WrrrTw (1:25:29 PM): http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/146177.html
GenericRename (1:25:32 PM): whoa
GenericRename (1:25:36 PM): i just updated livejournal
WrrrTw (1:25:41 PM): ...
WrrrTw (1:25:44 PM): SO DID I
GenericRename (1:25:47 PM): AHHHH
WrrrTw (1:25:50 PM): <.< Curses
WrrrTw (1:26:02 PM): It's what they say is a "bot reflector
WrrrTw (1:26:04 PM): http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/entries/2008/05/10/anything-salmon-is-a-bot-reflector/2137
GenericRename (1:26:10 PM): is this your lj?
WrrrTw (1:26:15 PM): No.
WrrrTw (1:26:27 PM): Mine currently has an antireligious rant and a half.
WrrrTw (1:26:40 PM): <.<; and this would be the first "salmon"
GenericRename (1:27:03 PM): ahhhhhhhh
WrrrTw (1:27:13 PM): I have recieved
WrrrTw (1:27:51 PM): ... well that was fun.
GenericRename (1:27:54 PM): this is kind of cool i guess.
GenericRename (1:28:02 PM): as long as it's not a virus or something.
WrrrTw (1:28:14 PM): Nope, Just an LJ stent to get people to talk.
GenericRename (1:28:33 PM): i guess it worked.
WrrrTw (1:28:39 PM): It figures. Fist thing one would do, is blog about it, getting another log.
GenericRename (1:28:55 PM): hahahahhaa. i was just about to do that.
GenericRename (1:29:00 PM): IT'S TAKING OVER!
WrrrTw (1:29:05 PM): Heh heh.
WrrrTw (1:29:11 PM): Well I'll leave you be
GenericRename (1:29:53 PM): it's cool... nice to meet you... non-salmon person...
WrrrTw (1:30:08 PM): Heh heh.
WrrrTw (1:30:17 PM): atleast I'm no bot.
GenericRename (1:33:10 PM): thank goodness.
WrrrTw (1:33:53 PM): Click HERE For free, hawt gorilla action![/spoiler]

... Beware of the salmon.

Nobody likes you anymore. Go away.

Has anyone ever clicked the "print" button?

Try it.

Go on, I'll wait.




Now see? "printing" also is for seeing the printer friendly version of it. You get a clean crisp Black text on white page. No laggy images or nothing. And the great thing is, It shows you from post 1 till the end, so if you NEED to read something without clicking pages, dealing with images, or the like...

Either way, You have learned.

This is the worst practical joke in history...

When you finally get to download it, you'll just get an animation of Megaman singing "never going to give you up~"

... RockRoll, FTW.

She was the last One I did, That's no excuse mind you, I just wasn't trying as hard.

all and all I am pleased with the way things are coming out in comparison to the others.

It comes with experience...

The experience of playing MMZ1-4, MMBN 1-5, MMZXA, and MM&B.

... Someone put me out of my misery.

*fixes the stretching of the page*

Here's something I did for my background image of that website I'm building... (minus the sprite.)

---

*cough*
It's rough and light, But it's something I plan to redo and finalize later.

Knowing your death date would, for most people, cause the overwhelming fear of death to the point that they try to avoid it.

If you avoided your death, and we say that the prediction of you death date, and way you die, are predicted accurately as if a fortune. And If you do avoid dying that way, then the prediction would be wrong. The prediction, Having to be right in the past, would consider you avoiding your death, and place a new death date for you, At the next time you would die.

Not knowing the prediction of the death date you would avoid if you knew it, would then be unavoidable, simply because you would not be expecting it, Creating a loop like paradox that could only be solved by noting it "wrong."

That would be in the same category of the classic time machine and fixing a mistake you made paradox.

As for what it has to do with the post, I would expect you to want to destroy the earth simply by trying to avoid your own death. Irony and all that.

She's not pregnant...

If you want to travel from Mane to Washington to kick a lady in the belly.

I don't believe events are predestined, myself. Every choice someone makes somehow effects the course of history, whether directly or via "butterfly effect".
I feel exactly the same way about this; so no, I wouldn't want to know.

But... If you did know you would create a paradox of avoiding your death, because every time you avoided your death, the predicted death date, If correct, would change, and you wouldn't have avoided your death on that specific date, not making it change, making it where you avoided your death!

I recently had to deal with a friend who had to run away from home, but was illegally forced there against his will by his adopted mother. After he ran away, She called me saying she had involved the police... I went to the police station to clear things up only to be told there was no report made, but we were free to file our own.

We did indeed file our own report, having a civil stand in where the cop would explain that my friend, being of sound mind and over the age of 18, had every legal right to do as he pleased. This week has been quite the stressful experience. So I'll probibly be on a little less to ensure that things don't get out of hand.

Not that I was on that often anyway.

I no longer fear death. I'm at peace with the idea. I don't fear the day, But that my projects and aspirations, my love and my friends. I fear what I'd leave behind unfinished.

Then again, most of us are in our teens and twenties. The only one old enough to need to fear his death date is Rez... and he's immortal.

I remember reading an article early this year from October of last year.

Because my memory is rough sometimes, I don't remember the quote verbatum, But it addressed the thought that George Carlin was "angry at the world."

He stated something to the matter of "I'm not angry, Just observant. I don't know why more people aren't. Sure, the things I base my jokes on bother me, but what's worse is the lack of response to those things."

He was one of the most influential men in America, as far as I'm concerned. I just hope the feeling that he passed to all of us isn't forgotten any time soon.

That is.... Extremely upsetting.

I will miss watching him.

Paper man has pitty...

I learned not to mess with WINDUH.

The hard way.

I suggest you leave him be as well...

since "the game" is to not think about "the game." Wouldn't the winning condition be death?

I hate know it all #####s like that, who claim to be the authority on whatever game they've played ONCE.

That's why people like myself loan out the Anniversary collections to anyone who sees my megaman and go "lan is the greatist, isn't he?"

Give a man a fish Wind, Give it to him, and maybe he'll watch you catch it rather than being a lazy bastard.

Oh, Wow.

I thought she was older, Just acting a little less mature.

I found this in my webcomic searches.

Though you may not find it funny, or thought provoking.

I think it is interesting.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Wing (11:10:14 PM): The setting will be in 27xx.
Wing (11:10:30 PM): you play as protoman, in a metal thong, trying to defeat copy rock.

That's all I have to say about it.

I'm more interested in the fact that you have reproduced my copyrighted catchphrase.

"eat a dick Lunche"

I say it should be sprited and added to Mchat.

By that he means any word you think should be abbreviated.

Welcome to the MMM Irisbusom.

I'm Preventer wind, And I approve this MESSAGE!

That one?

I'm confus.

I spent all night last night working on my Top100 Incentive for this month, coding it into my site, and working on my Top100 profile. Advertised to a few friends online, then slept for an hour before being awoken by my neighbour's music. Got  up, got some mountain dew, chatted a little, went back to bed when the noise stopped, cat wanted attention, Finally fell asleep. Got up around 2:00, Opal got home a half an hour later. Worked on the DND campaign a little, Worked on the next update on Doam a little, Posted on the "how was your day? Thread" with a compound sentence, and then eventually went to bed.

Tuesday was a long day.

I used to go to a forum (though I no not which one), That had an "ingnore" user feature.

Man that was weird.

Yeah, You're cool.

Well Vin and I play DND on the weekends, so we're pretty good freinds.

Yes.

He's a level 3 fighter!

That's how I became a millionare!

Vin Diesel: Ray, Can you draw me doing awsome stunts in a flaming car on fire with fire?
Ray: Sure, VIN DIESEL!
Vin: Yay, *hands ray a check for $1,000,000*

Easy money.

I don't think tracing is "wrong," It does give the beginner a good feel for the lines, and gets the arm used to angles, proportions, what have you.

Traced images are not things to be showcased. I understand you say that you didn't trace, and that's why I believe this is just another plot from the american goverment to hide the fact that aliens exist!

Retarded...

Hindered...?

Held back...?

HUH?

WW, you're not japanese.

*facepalm*

No, No I'm not.

It would have read better If I planned the text bubbles better...

Liek I said, UR A WIMP.

I think I want to add a Poll...

Heh, Alright.

Also.

: Winged Warrior   9 June 2008, 04:09:39

None, that post now encases your noobism in carbonite.

notes that you're an asshole. My first friend. <3

Go to M-chat!

Welcome, both of you, However I hope you don't end up just advertising that other board.

None, that post now encases your noobism in carbonite.

I miss that comic D:

But you'd only have to do it all once...

Fortunately, I'm only toying with the site, coming up with a background, what have you, I even have that "last" page.

I'm just scouting my options.

That's kinda the plan, But I'm also worried about how many pages I'm going to have to clone for that matter.

Either way, That seems to be the popular solution!

I need a bit of help... And my shrink is out today... So I'm going to bug you jerkwads.

My current host, Smackjeeves, Is a web community like any other, You have, amoungst those who wish to give construcitve criticism, Flamers and trolls, /b/tards, And my stalker ex girlfreind leaving nasty comments.

When the mods go on raids against flamers, they seem to just randomly fire into a crowd and kill off anyone they can, innocent or not.

So I'm jumping to a freewebs host, a plact that has yet been effected by the "connect with your freinds online" fad.

So I started with my awesome below par HTML skills, using what I knew, and looking a tutorails for what I didn't know... and at that point I hit a big BIG hurdle

BIG

When you have a webcomic site, People enjoy when you have (<< < > >>) Navagation buttons. All I can figure, is making clone pages, and editing the image, then linking all the other pages to it via the LAST button.

If I had 100 pages already uploaded, that would truely be a bitch.

Ive been told to learn PHP, Java, CMS, Or CCS for these things, but all I want to do is link my comic.

So my question is to you guys, Is there anyone who knows how  I can resolve this problem of mine?

I have two ideal ways of doing it.

1) The "last" image on each page consults an outside code (on another page), and that code would allow me to only edit one URL.

2) A way to have a stationary table, where the buttons change the image viewed in it.

So... Can you help me?