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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The Interesting Image thread! (try to avoid memes)
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on: 7 August 2008, 23:33:12
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They're not 'Shopped, trust me. I'd like to see what makes them so "obvious".
Anyway, eh. I guess different things just impress different people.
Late reply, but I think Cherry means these are works of art placed on the ceiling/floor, rather than your stupid average everyday "dude, this is a cool image that represents my generation because my generation can alter images!!!!!!111" Which would totally explain the bathroom floor, thing because, it'd be trippy, taking a #### or a duce, looking down at that. Though the pipe under the toilet and the falling guy are stupidly artificial in anything but the image's angle, as a still frame. Win.
LOSE. Overdone. FAIL. EPICFAIL. Go shave your beard in shame. ... I would oddly enjoy playing duckhunt sometime... *edit, add image*
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The Conspiracy Thread.
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on: 6 August 2008, 16:05:31
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Wendy's never frozen patties happen to be... NEVER FROZEN.
I have come to terms, that never freezing one's meat products could lead to situtaions including but not limited to food poisoning. However Wendy's has gotten away with doing this for some time now without repercussions.
This leads one to assume that the restaurant, wanting fresher meat, is locally buying, grinding, forming, cooking, and selling their meat within a 5 mile or less radius from each store...
This is entirely possible, but extremely unlikely.
After more thought I have come to terms that the Wendy's burger is one of the following:
1) In a controversial bid to 'go green' Wendy's has decided to recycle in the strangest of ways, in waste recycling. That's right, when you eat that #####ty burger, you are actually eating 72% post consumer #####ty burger. Through a sly method of waste filtering before any and all customer waste hits the septic system, allows patties to be formed underground, and then placed, away from any freezing temperature, at a moment's notice. In short, wendy's burgers are litterally #####.
2) A paid assasin on payroll, is noted as janatorial. This assasin is usually trained in the arts of ninjitsu, that way he can spy on customers to see if they came in alone. He then places a laxitive in the burger that the customer orders so that he/she will be forced to go to the restroom. After said customer is finished, the assassin walks into the stall and shoots the customer with a silenced .44mm, before depositing the body in a secret room. The meat is then skinned, removed from the bone, ground, and formed into the patties we all know and love.
The only way to combat this is to abide by the following advice. Don't eat #####ty burgers, And don't go alone if you do.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The "How Was Your Day?" Thread
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on: 4 August 2008, 23:49:39
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...For some reason I'm not allowed to take my machetti to work anymore...
as for things to do dragster, Call up 15-20 of your freinds and have a few hide and seek games.
Or, if that falls through, harass one of your neighbors until they let you cut their yards for $30, Then go to the movies.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The "How Was Your Day?" Thread
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on: 4 August 2008, 23:40:39
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Today was the kind of day that makes you want to double check to make sure you left your weapons at home.
for the first part of my day, things were pleasant, I was on time with all my tasks, no lag, no post-teenage angst.
However, While at work over the past week, I have realized that if the head cook has had a bad day, He will ensure that everyone else will have a horrid day as well, and since that poor bastard ran out of gas on his way to work, ON THE FREEWAY, My day was filled with his intolerable bull#####.
For starters, He came in a half an hour late, while I was coring tomatoes for the slicer. Immediately, before he clocked in, I was told to "hurry up." In my confused frenzy, I sadly threw the corer away with the scraps of tomatoes.
I hurriedly started, and then finished my dishes, only to reminded of my other tasks at hand. I quickly tried to finish them, and when done, another sink of dishes were ready to welcome me.
Now behind schedule, I finished the dishes that needed to be washed before I was to go on my break... Fine, fine. I can do my job without complaint. however, whilst half way done with the dishes, Tim, The head cook, asks me 'I thought you were done with the dishes already! Hurry up!'
Despite the fact that it was he who restocked my pile of dirty dishes.
Fine, whatever, I got them done, without complaint.
I got my break, relaxed and pulled out my SP for the sake of a little meditation and mindless NPC weedle beat downs, and boy those little bastards didn't know what hit them.
I encountered the small, sometimes awkward conversation "whatchaplay'n" That accompanies playing videogames in a semi-public setting, whereas Tim heard, and had to come up with some smart-ass wise crack about 'pokemans.'
My entire two hours as a cook were a bitch, requiring lacerations, burns on the rather tender scar tissue on my arm, and several rants and raves on how if I want to work this job, I'm going to have to get on the ball and actively listen, and work harder. While I'm trying to ignore the little ##### and do such...
Then I was made aware that I didn't cut enough tomatoes...
I couldn't find the corer...
It spent me a half an hour before finally being told to check the garbage...
... and what a swim I took... but I found that god damned corer...
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 4 August 2008, 23:21:04
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Damn you Procrastination man. You have thwarted us for the last time.
For now, Abe must channel all his energy to defeat the preventers, who keep preventing the prevention of... something...
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The Conspiracy Thread.
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on: 30 July 2008, 06:30:21
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I can think of nothing worthy of this thread.
JC is just saying that so he can watch us from afar without letting us know... It's like... surveillance man. Surveillance by the man, using a real man, Man...
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The Conspiracy Thread.
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on: 30 July 2008, 02:05:10
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A fun messed up one that made me laugh. A guy was 'warning' Me on the street waiting for a light.
"You know you really should watch out, You see those things up there, Those 'traffic' lights, Those things are spraying you with chemicals. I know what your thinking, there's no chemicals. Your wrong. Think about it, Radio waves ARE chemicals, The government is testing those radio waves on you. Those are what those lights are for, To tell if you are done yet!"
... Someone forgot to tell him that THC is also a chemical.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / The Conspiracy Thread.
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on: 30 July 2008, 01:31:55
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Man, The topics here have really gotten boring lately huh? I mean, I quote rez... Even lamers these days suck. Everything sucks now.
Follow me on this one. Maybe, Just maybe, Capcom made all their new portable games to screw with us. Yes, the games screwed with everyone, but I mean in paticular, The members that congregate the Megaman Matrix. To create new traffic, but only that of people who think bass is a cool virus busting Navi. We must defeat them at their own game, With pure Unfounded BULL#####. With this turd covered rope, we will Enjoy these fool hearty attempts against 'the man' so hard that capcom will have no choice but to bow down to our mighty idiocy. Let me give you an example of how we are going to pull this off, Post your favourite conspiracy that you have either created in tandom, or that you have heard, and decided to remember. None of these can break the three rules of Robotics Rules of MMM. So no politics or discriminating remarks. Then post it. Lets say, My theory is that Abe is from Scotland and an evil red monster from the pits of hell controlling our internet lives with an addictive yet satisfying forum. We all know that Abe isn't from Scotland. The whole Idea is just silly. Hence hilarity ensues. Hopefully Everyone will provide an unique feel that I haven't felt from this forum in a while, and that it won't be closed because someone cannot follow the rules... Either way, Your turn.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: Annoying Stuff
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on: 30 July 2008, 00:45:46
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Everytime I type a rant into this topic, I realize that bitching about "annoying things" only succeeds in annoying me and pissing me off... Hence... This topic is annoying.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: Dreams
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on: 24 July 2008, 01:12:14
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We all work fast food
I had a dream that our food was connected to the zombie virus. Weather it was the cure or the desease, We will never know...
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: The "How Was Your Day?" Thread
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on: 24 July 2008, 01:09:05
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I'm working matinence at dairy queen, and when I'm done with that, I do cooking.
The head cook is very, very, very prideful of his speed. The counter people are very pushy.
I am in training... In fact I finished my third day today. Also, apperntly I'm privileged enough to only get HALF the time to train, whereas most get 2wks, I only get one.
It's very... Tough, But the person who referenced me in gets to work with me tomorrow, so I can actually get the type of training I need rather than the type where the trainer tells me to speed up where I'm trying to learn what's on the god damned burgers.
My day was tough.
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Non-MegaMan / Any Other Business? / Re: I NEED HELP NOW!!!
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on: 23 July 2008, 20:30:27
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I say #####ing deal with it. You'll turn eighteen one of these days, and move the ##### out of their controlling household. I mean you can #####ing deal with it. Even if you can't...
Deal with it.
Once you are an adult you can do what you want. With or without the boundaries of the law. You are 15, that leaves you with three years. That gives you time to get your ##### together. If you are, as you say, 'not a problem child', then you know that you have no choice but to deal with it and learn from it, knowing that one day you may not going to approve of your child's choice in music, and only causing a fight will make things worse.
Also, if you want to ##### with your parents with extreme consequences, follow lunche's advice while listening to boy bands or pop music. start quoting songs, wear makeup, and scream randomly for the voices to shut up.
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Non-MegaMan / Non-MegaMan Games / Re: I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
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on: 21 July 2008, 20:55:04
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"Lets say you are fighting 50 kolbalds, Instead of keeping track of which ones are on the southern wall, you can just glance and see. For a game as slow as DND is, It is crucial. Not to mention, Instead of tallying and telling every other turn where the kolbalds are to questioning players, I can just show them" -- Someone on youtube
"I don't like them, It makes DND seem like just another board game Instead of the epic adventure it is!" -- some other person on youtube
I use them so everyone is visualizing who is where equally.
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Non-MegaMan / Non-MegaMan Games / Re: I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
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on: 20 July 2008, 22:12:50
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Except when one stupid person is stupid over and over, and though the DM is playing fair, the person feels very insulted by it and starts trying to go postal on all the other players due to the fact that they were not paying attention to anything. Sometimes visual representations are good...
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: PREVENTERS! -The BEST comic jam
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on: 20 July 2008, 00:04:36
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D... did I kill the comic jam?
OH GOD WHY!?!
It was so young! It never got to go out on it's first date! It wasn't able to go through it's rebellious phase! Why didn't anyone try and save it?! Why did it have to suffer?!
No.
I'll be fine...
I'll be... fine... I just need to be alone...
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Non-MegaMan / Non-MegaMan Games / Re: I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
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on: 18 July 2008, 02:55:35
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*facepalm* What good are quotes, if the person isn't even paying attention to eat his own words?! It sounds like a children's story time game where the baby sitter rolls some dice.
Commenting on 4th Ed, and how childish it is. Thus It would be against my moral code not to bring up the following quote about Role playing from you, earlier in the thread. Like Giant 5 year olds playing pretend.
That's only because it is.
You science people, I swear. Must I explain all my effortless jokes?
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Art Of Q
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on: 18 July 2008, 02:45:07
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You're art's pretty good. Most of time the faces and heads art distorted, though. And great job changing around your title so it doesn't sound like 'The O's Art'. The O's Art - Art of Q
They seem very alike. Watcha gonna paraphrase next?
Like you have room to speak, The faces look fine... Also, Whenever "the O's art" updates, I think Opal updated. She was "The O" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before you got here. So change yours. Back on topic, Q, I really like 'Mel Start.jpg' The color, toning, Lines, everything seems to be in it's place. Having characters interact seems to be awkward for you, I suggest inking the full characters, and computer editing them in with each other. It's more work, but it pays off in the long run. Finally I reserve my opinion of The MMZ/ZX one, No one can draw that style without looking like a complete idiot.
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