I've been so bored these last two days... video games aren't helping.

I NEED TO SOCIALIZE

All of my friends are gone for reading/study/whatever week.

INTERNET SOCIALIZING ISN'T WORKING

I have to put up with this madness for two more days, too...

I'M SO ALONE AND BORED AND I WANT TO HOLD SOMEONE

There's nobody partying because there's like two people on campus left so I can't even go into parties uninvited where they are like "hey its that guy remember hes cool were so druuuuuuuuunk"

;_;

Hey, welcome to my world. Take a seat, pull up a menu, but don't make any decisions too quickly.

The waiter will never be here anyway. If you have any questions, just ask.
I've been here for months.

... wait, wait.
I thought those were her ears, man.

World. Shattered.
Totally.

A gumball? Only if it's one of those huge ones shaped like fruit.
That's like a whole day's worth of gum right there, man.

I played that Wario Land game long enough to get past the final boss, then one or two secret levels. Before then I had all of the missions done.

I can't seem to play it for much longer than an hour a day, and that's on a good day.
I'm sure you know how long those missions can take to complete, too.

Maybe they were playing MGS4.

I knew there was some reason I felt compelled to make his eyes red.
Although my initial reasoning was that the inside of his head is on fire.

> talk snare and jake

Wow, you guys probably think Mega Man is a real game, too.

... that's not even close.
But then I should expect that from you.

Hahaha, oh yes.
How I love graphic text adventures. So much fun, even without getting anything done.

He's pretending to be a game of coconut shy.
He's not doing it very well, though.

I'll go with my base instincts here.

> eat jake

... but...

That's like complimenting the sun for being bright, dude.

I know you guys know it's a ReBoot quote anyway, but just the same it makes me want a frosty.

Heck, it did when I was typing it out.

but then nobody could beat the game

Wow, two great tastes together at last!

Wario Land: Shake It.

No idea what's been said about it, but even though I love the previous Wario Land games, this one just doesn't feel right. It's got that treasure-grabbing, enemy-smashing feel to it, but there's just something annoying about it that makes the game less playable.

I'm pretty sure it's the missions. I dislike having to jump through hoops to feel like I completed a game. Maybe I'll skip over them, but I've been playing the game in short bursts anyway. At least the boss battles are still pretty decent, and some of the music is OK (so far).

[spoiler]He's not sorry.[/spoiler]

I think it's your avatar, man.
I hate those little guys. You'll be all like "I'm going to run over here, oh yeah" and they're like "NUH UH, I'M IN YO WAY, FOO" and then they go BZZT and you're all like "Aw, naaaaaaaw"

In other news, I need to find some Yellow Magic Orchestra CDs.

Happy birthday, Ikeoko, even though I said that back in MChat I think.

Wind's cards are amazing. The Sigma bit especially.

Huh.
I'm not sure if this is the first time a major part of the intro has been changed or what.

This makes me wonder who's going to be the big bad castle boss.

Next time just say "I'm sorry I lied, I won't do it again, Mikero."

Then everything will be peachy keen.

The whole reason I graduated in the first place was to escape those jokes.

But you did manage to pull that off in degree-winning style.
Good job.

He called it the DeMorgan.

So if either the car is not cool or the driver is not cool, it would be logically equivalent to the negation of 'the car and driver are cool'?

What, no, th-

... DeMor...

... I see what you did there.

Curiously disappointed in the shortcuts taken to push something through a deadline and/or make a quick buck?

If yes, then yes.

I think it kinda looks like a LEGO if you look at it right.

You know, that LEGO bit you use to pry up other LEGO bits, but has no functionality outside of that?

That's a pretty nice looking nail clipper there.

I've filled the tank once in 7 months.

I'm not sure how much you use it, but that sounds pretty unreal to me.
Then again I'm not sure you have to do as much distance driving where you live.

While that car is so small I feel like getting a can opener, it is somehow more awesome because of that.

What sort of efficiency does it get?

You're missing out on the omega-3 fatty acids, man.

I've heard of drinking milk for calcium but not eating fish bones...

It's a main ingredient in the skeletons of the beasts, ma'am.

Thank you, deary.
Sometimes I have trouble choosing the right words for the right situation.

I guess I should say something, but then my days have been pretty samey as of late.
Nothing to say.

And the salmon had bones in it and she was like chew it slow and in small amounts! And I was like...this is why you don't buy fish...

I like eating my food at my own pace.

Fish is like the best meat you can eat, though, and the bones are good calcium.

Hey, that sounds like gold to me.
But I like Wind Breaker because it's like three stupid puns in one.
Or Break Wind, which is one of Orange's Actions in Gunstar Heroes.

But Razor Wind is cool, too, I guess.

WIND

Weapon: WIND BREAKER
--> Fires a blade of compressed air that can slice thin things, and bursts on impact with thick ones.
Weak to:
--> Nobody tells the wind where to blow!

Actually, CV should be making these up, because I have no idea if he had an intended order for them.

ASR

Weapon: JOKER CRUSH
--> Stops motion on the screen while he pulls out a mic and tells a terrible joke, damaging everything on screen.
Weak to: GROUND SNARE
--> The vines trap him and keep him from using his mic for a bit.

... but you have an actual stage.
Right there.
In your mouth.

I have a green car, although not by choice.
It's a sort of light, unobtrusive green though. Almost bluish.

Sick. Wal-Mart. Salmon.

That doesn't sound like an A combination to me, but the Animal Crossing bit would be good on a sick day.

I hear it's not really that great a car besides the coolness factor.

As for me, I've never cared much for or about cars.
The only thing I'd dream of is some vehicle with a nice, clean, renewable energy source, or at least a really awesome power source (like cats).

I was wondering where these were coming from.
They look good, CV.

I wouldn't know which of Vinch or ASR to put in that last slot.

That's pasta sauce, you silly slug child.

<3 I missed you guys

Or they just didn't want to finish programming the game.
Not that I've played it, but I've been in many a situation like that before.

*facepalm*
I forgot how disgustingly literal and politically correct you people are.

Speaking of things you can't stop listening to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOhcUT0Ir_o&feature=related&fmt=18

And then better Touhou junk than UN Owen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVj9rS3MBjo&feature=related
This and a few others (Nuclear Fusion and Hartmann's Youkai Girl) from that album remind me of MMX music circa X5-X6.

Which is my favorite X music in terms of synth.

As far as real music goes, I've been listening to this song way too much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fa-sjsvno

It was a pretty bad movie when you look back, but when you're a kid it's like "HOLY ##### BUGS BUNNY IS PLAYING BASKETBALL THAT IS SO #####ING AMAZING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE BASKETBALL MUCH ANYWAY GOD DAMN"

Except with less cursing and more "doodypants", "wow" and "heck"

... somehow my magnetized stainless steel short sword seems even more ineffective than it normally does.

*sigh*
I hate zombies so much.

When you do get back, maybe Mikero should check out that Rainbow back there and make sure it isn't made out of bricks.

M: look rainbow