That quote says Zero and ZX are much harder than the originals.

Kids these days have no idea what they're talking about, do they?

Quick Boomerang is lowspeed, but you have a million of them and they really live up to their name.

The Bubble Lead is just extremely tactical. I liked it when the weapons themselves had good uses.

If Fusion made you crap your pants, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A PREVENTER
okay maybe that one part after the spider boss BUT STILL

Zero Mission does make me happy.
Classic controller + Super Metroid Wii = happy Chron (and apparently 100% in 2:55, which ALSO makes me happy).

One thing that would REALLY make me happy is getting the damn player models to work properly in Garry's Mod. I want to be FREE
FREEMAN

Freeman makes me happy, but I'm not sure why.

The production value here is classy.

I like, I like.
Always have liked evil scientist sort of things.

That Castlevania thing?
It looks awful in play. Horribly awful.

Just as I suspected.

You gotta admit that the metal blades were all you used in MM2, though.
I go get those first and them use them pretty much all the time. They're undoubtedly the handiest weapon in the entirety of the games.

I don't think X ever gets any omni-directional weapons... well, there is Izzy Glow's weapon, but it's slow. Oh, well.

I would have voted for Cossack in a heartbeat, but I went for Light.
Wily is super badass and awesome and stuff, but I don't regard MMZ Zero as the same thing as MMX Zero. The one in MMZ just looks like Axl with amnesia, and he's not even as good of a fighter. Plus, his armor has weak points all over; that's a pretty crappy reploid there. SO I don't include that in my decision (and if I did it wouldn't be credit to either doctor).

Wily may have built Bass, but he's been bested several times by Megaman, so that doesn't matter either. He's got a lot of gusto, though, trying so many times to take over the world.

On the other hand, we have Dr. Light. He built Rock to be nothing more than a janitor.
A janitor.
And then, in a heartbeat, converted him into a fighting machine so powerful that he was able to not only destroy the industrial robots running amok, but various creations of Wily's that were unspeakably powerful, AND a crappy copy Megaman. Then he did it several more times. All the while gaining a power-up here and there.

And he was instantly modifiable. And the weapons system? The one that FABRICATES other weapons systems?
That's some crazy stuff. And he put it in X, as well (even Zero's weapon system isn't that advanced).

On the subject of X, X is infinitely modifiable. He has more armor parts than god does, as SB mentioned. Light BUILT all of those before he died. Light built spike-resitant armor. In the Megaman universe that's like finding the holy grail.

And then he allowed X to charge his special weapons, transforming the android into a mobile weapons platform the likes of which has never been seen.
But X isn't just an engine of destruction.

Oh, no. He has feelings. He has a conflicted moral consciousness that would make Nietzsche cry with shame. It's amazing that he's never gone bat##### crazy, given eveything that's happened to him. X really does have quite an amazing character, and that was partly Light's doing (X has free will, so that's debatable).

And even if you DO include Megaman Zero, X is still more horrifyingly powerful than Zero his. The only reason he was able to win in the first place is that he wasn't even fighting X. X had transcended time and space in some sort of robotic-zen-like thingy.

Also, Dr. Light built Roll.

So I think he wins by default.

(also it's Genghis)

Wily seems to have a very small hand.

The picture of your girlfriend is good, but...
... that pink hair is seriously giving me a headache.

Okay, that is awesome.
I want it to be the box art.

Both of you. Bed. Now.
No supper.

Oh, oh, oh.

Uhhh...
... Samus makes me happy.
Zero Suit Samus makes me even happier.

NOTHING HERE MODS, MOVE ALONG.

I... I feel like hugging Saldite.
But I know it's wrong.

No, it's a good FPS sorta game.
I like it.

But it's not a METROID game.
Totally different feel to it.

It's a slow, meticulous laugh.

OK, I give up.
I misplaced a comma, so sue me.

Oh.
Hello, me.

Now that I think of it, dashing and shooting up at the same time might be slightly problematic for the games.
Not sure how.
Just seems kind of awkward.

You never heard a bad guy laugh, Fatso?

It's still not Metroid.

I put commas where I would logically pause while speaking.
GRAMMAR IS SUBLIME TO ME

Oh, hi.
I... remember something about an XJ from somewhere. Welcome back regardless.

The Metroid Prime games have plenty of exploring and sequence breaking, mind you.

Are you #####ing retarded?
Sorry for the rudeness, but COME ON.

There's ONE in Prime, and it's just an early Space Jump that's barely useful.

You don't play Metroid for text.
You play it to explore and break the game out of sequence so badly the original designers don't even recognize it.

You can't do that in Fusion, so meh.

You fools, Prime isn't Metroid.

The bad Metroid game is Fusion.
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
*brandishes mop*

Heh, heh, I'm not getting pissed off. LOL, that's how I talk. GOT A PROBLEM, FOOL!?!? JK... ehhe... yeah...

Fixed.

I love Grandia. I love Wild Arms (before 4).
I like good turn-based games. FF is just...


... it's way too boring.
I would beat them if I didn't get deathly bored half way through every last one of them.
Hell, I've made it farther through Dragon Quest VIII than any of the FF games, and that has the most traditional turn-based style battle system of them all.

In my experience, that's the sign of a bad game.

I HOPE it's not a remake of the first.

Holy ##### the Too Human demo rocks! IT'S SO AWESOME!

My prediction of "Advent Rising on steroids" was pretty spot-on...I LOVE THIS GAME!

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

I... I wanted to work with those guys ):
They never responded.

People think that MM9 is meant to bridge the gap, because they're blatantly stupid, and likely Americans. When the logic is that "X MEANS 10 IN ROMAN NUMERALS, RAWR!", as to HOW this idiotic notion came to exist, without people realizing that there's NO XI, just X, and THEN X2 and further down the line...

Yeah...

No REAL offense to the Americana posters here, but I don't really see the Japanese or Euroland gamers tossing that one out for years on end, with THAT logic.

I have met a fairly large number of idiots from Canada and Europe, some of whom think that way.

There are idiots everywhere; there are just more idiots in the US.
Who shout out their nationality after being idiots.

You are a good soul, then.
THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL

AWRIGHT!

I only played the first one and hated it so much I never played the others.
:)

... luminous mushrooms?
Will they refresh my battery if I eat them?

They look like it.

*removes hand*

You do not have testicular cancer.
You may go about your business.
NEXT
*snaps fresh glove on*

... why do people struggle to unlock achievements when they don't DO anything?

I think rapid fire makes it even easier than charged shot.

But it looks nowhere NEAR as cool.

Too easy?
It gives you the tool you need to survive in the games you have it in.

Oh, well.
You can have your opinion. (I'll agree that it works better in MMX)

Protip: He's never played Megaman.

Why am I the only one here who LIKES the charge shot?
It looks cool and it's tactically advantageous.

Why the hate?

OFF THE HOOK!

The opening... looks interesting.
Apparently it's been some time since Rock last did anything, from Dr. Light's words.

Maybe the slide and charge were removed because he didn't think he'd have to fight again?

... that doesn't sound like D&D.

It sounds like a children's story time game where the baby sitter rolls some dice.

FF hasn't been good.
Ever.

(okay maybe some bits but I've never had the care to finish any of the games, and that's pretty sad)

But the point is that it's difficult to dodge these attacks because you have to dash, not duck.

You guys are starting to sound like those people who want X to be able to shoot up...

It's logical. Besides, he can shoot up when using other weapons.
From the point of view that it makes the game more difficult, yeah, I guess that's okay, but then if you could shoot up, imagine how clever they could be.

Oh, wait, this is Capcom.
Never mind that.

I've only heard Big O used as an expression of mathematical complexity.
Big-O notation is used to mark the upper-bounds of a function or series of functions in computer science (and calculus or something like that). Finding them requires the use of proofs, usually induction or something similar.

*... stares into the distance*
Somewhere I hear a Greek letter screaming.

Limiting the width of sigs... well, sounds good to me.
Not that I really use much in the way of images down there now.

BMP is the raw format without any compression. It's what professionals save source pictures as when they want to compress and edit them later.

(PS that's not me)

Oh, how I hate Metaknight.
The Axl of the Kirby series.

He's even cheap as a boss.

There were a few points in the other games where it would help.
I hated dashing under projectiles just to dodge them when just ducking would have sufficed.

It would be like...
... like the slide kick in Super Mario 64.
Almost never useful, but not a problem.

The what? What happened?
Why am I so short?
Why are Wind's eyes so small?

What are those things, the...
... THE...
... THE OPERATORS HAVE BEEN PAGED!
NOOOOOOOOOOOBZ!

That Kirby's Superstar is pretty much the same. Looks like they added some cut scenes, but didn't put any effort into redoing the game.

Which is okay, I guess, but both of the SNES Kirby games had crappy art.

MegaMan 9 is on all 3 platforms, you CHUMP!

It's also a small downloadable game with less than half the effort put into it than could have been.

Ducking would have helped out many times beforehand.

And it could be implemented in a crawl (but still able to attack) pose, but whatever.

It is unnecessary, I guess.