I agree with smoking looking cool.

I think the explanation in Thank You For Smoking had a good explanation for it.

But we're not talking total Earth destruction, at least.

I, for one, welcome our new Combine overlords.

##### that slavery #####.

http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?topic=919.0

Then I get this:



To answer your question, "because you're an idiot."  To give you some info, "you can only lock your OWN topics dip#####."  And to everyone else, "remember what we used to do to speds like this in the OLD days?"

Oh, the MEMORIES!

Flamed/Trolled them until you banned them?

I don't personally see the point in drinking, smoking, shooting up, sniffing, popping, etc etc.

I tried drinking and smoking but... Eh, not for me.

GUYS GUYS

WE'RE SAVED

Not all that saved, considering what happens after Black Mesa.

When you all grow up into real people, move out, and live on your own, things will be different.

You two are now Women.

Us MEN are going to watch SEINFELD.

Yes it does. Downloaded the driver and asked John to help test it. Great success.

Since I suggested it, this counts as my birthday present to you.

I'm going to buy alcohols, but not for myself. XD

It's still my birthday for those who want to send me $$ via paypal.

I'M TALKING TO U WIND!

Yeah, guys. We Ray could really use the money. >_>;

GET A JOB!

Nah, he's not a baseball announcer.

(I wonder how many people are going to get that?)

Another overnight shift.

Sunday is supposed to be slow for overnight, but not tonight. We got hit. HARD. For like two hours straight. And it's hard to help everyone when there's only two of us, and most of the customers are drunk/high. I was harassed for free food, and cursed at when I wouldn't give them free food. Most of them had the intelligence to wait until AFTER they paid, and AFTER they got their food to insult me.

One car had a girl and a guy, drunk and/or high, in the middle of the rush, and it went like this:

"Yo, let me get some free fries, it's my birthday!"
"No, I can't do that sir"
The girl hands me the money, and just before I put it in the register...
"LET ME GET SOME FREE FOOD, YOU PIECE OF #####!"

I stop, hand the girl the money back, and tell them to have a good evening. A little later, while taking another order before the next car in a long line of cars pulls up, this mother #####er comes tapping at my window (Closed), and I shoo him off with a gesture. He then starts pounding on the window, calling me a #####, cursing at me, so I flip him off and tell to ##### off. He tries to open the window (Power window that can only be opened from the inside), so i tell him to ##### off, or I call the cops on his drunk ass. The car waiting honks her horn and the guy, finally, leaves.

I also had some other bitchy customers who drunk and high. One guy wanted me to drink something (looked like urine), because we were both Jewish. I didn't drink it, and he showed me his star of David tattoo to prove he was Jewish (Yeeeeeeah).

So, I ended up quitting.

Not JUST because of tonight, but for a lot of long standing bull##### that's been going on that made me realize that, you know what? this ain't worth the ##### pay.


Luckily I was already starting a new job on Tuesday.

Second one it is then.

... Now, does anyone know how to get this webcam to work? The dumb thing didn't come with a Installation disc. I just hooked it up and I'm able to view myself (and take pictures) using "USB Video Device #3", but no one can see me on AIM or Skype. Both programs tell me that another application is using it, but I don't know what.

1.Go to the manufacture's website
2. Look for the driver for your model of webcam
3.
4. Profit!

The Mask is on. Awesome.

I recently bought The Mask Omnibus, which contains all of the Mask Comics that the movie is based on.

So good.

Congratulations on turning 19. That's supposed to be a good one.

Mine, of course, wasn't, but let's not meditate on that. Happy birthday.

The hell? I could have sworn you were also younger!

Did she poop in the refrigerator?

No, just stuff like grabbing things off of high places, such as food, us going "What the #####, I was gonna eat that, you little bitch!".

Also, we had a door with those rows of square windows, and the bottom right one was broken. Granted it was to the backyard, but we blocked it off because it got cold at night, plus we didn't want her going out when the gardeners were out back. No matter WHAT we put it in front of it, this cock bitch kept finding a way through. Then she'd realized she couldn't get back in.

She was also very good at finding small space to hide in for hours.

Just got off the overnight shift.

Earlier on, we had some drunk guy refusing to move from the drive through, because we told him we were no longer serving Double Cheeseburgers then. He demanded a manager. Luckily, the manager from the store I usually work at (Torn down to be remodeled a few weeks ago, so I'm at a different location), was still there, and basically told him we weren't serving them anymore, so he could either leave, or wait for him to call the cops.

Long story short, we called the cops, and until they arrived, he kept talking ##### to my manager, and he just said "Uh huh", until the cops came. It was funny.

We had drunk kids, and people who complained about the wait time, and actually made the wait LONGER for the people behind them (Christ!). After 1am, it's just two people running the store, save for Saturdays and Fridays, where we get to have THREE people (yay!).

So we got all the stuff that needed to get done, such as stock, changing the sweet teas and ice coffees, getting breakfast ready, etc etc.

Fast forward to me starting my trek home, half asleep. Dude in his car pulls over to ask if I work at Market Basket, I tell him I work at McDonalds, and he asks if so and so works there still, and I tell him the whole thing about how I have actually only been at THIS McDonalds for a few weeks, and am actually from another McDonalds, and what a coincidence, he knows like, everyone from there blah blah. As it turns out he lives a block away from one of my managers (The one mentioned above), and in a startling turn of events, I leave about a block away from him too!

 So he offers me a lift home, and I, hesitantly, say yes, but only after asking him if he is a psycho killer, and he assures me he's not, and gives me a lift home. Had I been more awake, and had gotten a bad vibe from him, I would have said no, but I was dead tired, and he seemed pretty okay. We shoot the #####, introduce ourselves, and he drops me off.

So it was weird but nice. I just wanted to get this all down before passing out, which I am going to go do now.

Go to hell, Wing!

I mean.

Happy birthday, Wing!

What the hell? I thought the dude was like... 16/17!

I still like him.

it was probably an alien fear bug that made him do it.

: Lunchebox  29 August 2008, 21:59:17

I have a Yorkie named Frankie.

Well, I don't have her, actually, my mom does, and I moved out, so...

Oh gosh, Lunche with a Yorkie. Its like the essence of femininity! Haha!

She was a vicious little ankle biter.

Also, she managed to do ##### that defied logic.

I have a Yorkie named Frankie.

Well, I don't have her, actually, my mom does, and I moved out, so...

I try to draw.

Can I be Slapstick?

I have Aviators! I love 'em.

That's because aviators are awesome. But I don't wear mine anymore.

Because I don't really wear Sunglasses.

I'm still seperating the wheat from the chaff for my non-MM site...

Prozak's album is so-so... half good, half trash, but it's all the songs with guest artists that are good, so... feh...

DJ Clay's "Mixxtapes" (ugh) are great despite the moniker (no need for the double X... and they're on CD... it's not 1984...)

Nothing really amazing has come out this year, for me...

New Twiztid due in October... That'll be good.

Prozzak has a new Album?

I would have voted E if it was "Teaching French to Snare".

Doesn't the Quarter Pounder still have the cheese option at night? If not that's rather odd.

I don't think any Wendy's in Canada do the whole breakfast thing. Ours doesn't, anyway. And I think that's a good thing.

See, people don't seem to get that the sandwich is called the Quarter Pounder with Cheese, and unless you ask us not to give you cheese, it always has cheese.

Big N' Tasty is the only one where you need to ask for cheese.

I always got annoyed at the kids who couldn't put together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.  I mean come on, it's only THREE PIECES.  It really can't be that hard!

It is when those assholes in the tunics grab you out of nowhere.

: Lunchebox  26 August 2008, 20:54:43

: Mikero  24 August 2008, 22:23:58

Zechs and Duo are the only good Gundam characters.

Troia was cool, right up until him and Quoatra became totally gay for each other. But yeah, Duo and Zechs are the only good characters.

Yeah Troia was cool too.

I never really bothered to watch any other Gundam series. I couldn't stand the dub of Seed and it wasn't interesting to me otherwise. SD Gundam is a travesty.

Seed was terrible.

Just don't get too used to it.

Zechs and Duo are the only good Gundam characters.

Troia was cool, right up until him and Quoatra became totally gay for each other. But yeah, Duo and Zechs are the only good characters.

In that series.

G Gundam was full of all kinds of awesome characters.

THAT BETTER HAVE HAPPENED, BUSTER! If it did, you're the only person(besides Opal) I respect that works at McDonalds.

Not even me.

##### you, Aaron.

For the most part, yes, that did happen. But the last part was more astonishment and disbelief, and I ALMOST said "LADY, are you #####ing with ME?".

"Numbers two through ten" can't get you a cheeseburger? Damn.

Not that I've ordered at McDonalds... ever. In my life. And I don't plan to in the future. But that's funny.

I just had the worst timing for insomnia ever. 2 hours of sleep sucks. I have to wonder how certain Matricians operate for more than 24 hours without any sleep at all, but all the same I think I'll be fine.

And I saw Mikero's sig last night and I was like "Awww." But not so much an "Aww that's sweet/cute" sort of way but more of an "Aww crap." I said this aloud. Don't know why.

WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY. I DON'T EVEN LIKE SLEEP.

The late night menu is basically free of small foods.

#2 is the Quarter Pounder
#3 is the Double Quarter Pounder
#4 is the Big N' Tasty (Cheese optional)
#5 is the Crispy Ranch BLT
#6 is the Crispy Club
#7 is the Crispy Classic
#8 is the Southern Style Chicken (Easily the most disgusting sandwich I EVER made)
#9 is the Chicken Selects meal (comes in 3, 5, or 10)
#10 is the Chicken Nugget meal (Comes in 6 or 10)

Ugh, I hate that I know all this.

But, the contents of all the combos, and which sandwiches they are, are clearly posted on the Drive-Thru sign. We also have the Late Night menu posted out there.

And yet people seem to refuse to believe me when I tell them that's the Late Night menu, and even after I tell them, don't realize that it's just me at the drive through, and then someone on the grill. Those are the only people in the store between about 12 and 5.

Did you guys even read the story? Did you Like The Story??

The hell are you talking about? In all of your posts, I have seen NO story.

And if this is the way you write, then I'm just going to go ahead and say it was bad.

Durrr, sure, I'll work overnight on Sunday, without getting third shift differential? Why not! And you need me to do it again on Monday? OKAY!

Hell I'll just do it for Thursday-Sunday while I'm at it!

Oh you already scheduled me to do that? WUNDERBAR!


Long story short, people will attempt to order things that are not on the Late Night menu several times, no matter how many times you tell them ethat it's not on the late night menu, and what IS on the Late Night Menu.


"Can I get a cheeseburger?"
"No. The late night menu consists of numbers two through ten, Medium and Large Fries, Sodas, and Shakes, and all ice creams."
"Okay, can I get a cheeseburger Happy Meal?"
"No. The late night menu consists of numbers two through ten, Medium and Large Fries, Sodas, and Shakes, and all ice creams."
"Ugh! Fine! Can I get a 2 cheeseburger meal?"
"No. The late night menu consists of numbers two through ten, Medium and Large Fries, Sodas, and Shakes, and all ice creams."
"Are you #####ing with me?!"
"No. The late night menu consists of numbers two through ten, Medium and Large Fries, Sodas, and Shakes, and all ice creams."

Oh, and old people are ornery old bastards, and bitch about getting their coffee and English muffin in the morning.

I should probably sleep.

Screw sunglasses I have Goggles.

Sunglasses > Goggles.

But only if they're like aviators.

Also, goggles, they do nothing, etc.

Pictures To Prove it by Mighty Mighty BossToneS

interesting... but not my cup of tea and all that. I'm sure someone will enjoy it.

Translation: That was terrible, but I want to be polite about it.

Sano, if it's any consolation, I didn't get mad at you for not liking it.

I #####ing love pastrami.

Listening to Detroit Rock City.

If you don't who that's by, you may as well kill yourself.

Like what?

http://www.gpara.com/pickupnews/news/080824_rockman/03.php

Why are you posting that here?

This thread is for PC vs Macs.

Uh... Lupin The Third.

Because just about every other anime is totally gay.

It's called an allowance.

Anyway I love doing the laundry. Well, my laundry at least.

What the hell is this allowance jive you're talking?

Like when Sano cuts himself!

Canadians can't do Abbot and Costello.

... #####, I want that shirt.

Everything after I punch you is unclear.

Happy Birthday, Mike.

---

I DREW THIS FOR YOU.

Well, the movie did nothing about Elvis, it's the books that cover it. Mostly Harmless, I believe, though unbelievably I can't remember if it was that one or So Long.

Mostly Harmless was the worse of all the books.

Life, the Universe, and Everything was the best.

I could have one up before then.

Dropkick Murphys - Tessie

PAINT HIM LIKE THE GURREN LAGANN!!!!!!!

John, that is a horrible suggestion.