I feel like you should include that in the linear notes for the series.

Why didn't I use magic to make the shelter blue?  I'm a wizard because I can use magic, not because I'm a virgin.

Honestly, to get me excited a game needs to be physically released, complete, from an established series I like, have actual gameplay.  Anything that launches with "planned dlc for the next 4 years!", microtransactions, games as service, season passes, digital only, or mobile are instantly garbage or a pass for me.  New IPs rarely tick many boxes because they're riddled with the last list of awful game things.

I actually did watch Dynasty a little when I was little.

I assume that's not actually Metty.  He's not a spammer.

Like phones with Flappy Birds or PS3s with PT.

Nibbles would be the one to get the meat you know.

I'd be a lot more excited for Metroid if it wasn't a lazy, ugly ass 2.5D mess.  I didn't care much for the 3DS Samus Returns (really, AM2R was a thousand times better) in either look or play (I hated the melee smacks and crap).  Dread is made by the same studio, and it shows.  I'll probably still pick it up, but it looks like trash, as almost all 2.5D games do.

The only thing that personally got me excited was the port of Fatal Frame 5 to the Switch since the Wii U version was digital only.  Then I find out it's going  multi-platform (fine) AND it's DIGITAL ONLY AGAIN, on EVERYTHING.  Jesus Christ.  Well, whatever.  ##### KT.  Maybe they'll be an English-Asia physical copy.  Guess we'll see.

I did like the Advance War remakes, but again, I'd bet money those are digital only.  Just like the Famicom Detective Club was.  So another one I won't be picking up I'd like.

That aside, Nintendo had the best showing at E3 by FAR.  It wasn't even a contest.

Better than the backwards collar trash fire we got in X8.

I'm not wrong.

You're getting some real mileage out of those sprites.

Well, so far this looks better than a lot of RPG maker games.

And it's still kind of trippy!

That's why I never finished Disgaea 1.

The game itself is pretty trash, the 2.5D has some of the most severe perspective rot I've seen.  The new art assets though, are amazing and better than some of the main line titles though.  That's a damn shame too.

He's lucky he only got the corner and the Mauling Tent.

And now that you've started this you're obligated to FINISH it, Snare.

Give it enough time Snare, and you'll get it.

I'm just surprised Abe added so many new rooms we have to walk through.

Still better than Discord.

I'd probably play it.  I did back in the day but never finished it.  Of course I was also borrowing it.  I also had the opportunity to buy it 3 times over from Hastings when they were liquidating their PS2 games back in the day for $30.  Hindsight is 20/20.  The game is a bit clunky, but I do love survival horror.

It's just another trash mobile free to play gatcha.  The ONLY good thing to come of it is the key art and the new 3D models.  Assets that can be ripped and used for far better games down the line.

The only religion I follow is the book of NES.

Or Ass.  They both end with s.

We'll split the difference and go with NEasS.

Now, off to Club Mega!

Xero only remembers Chaos, Snare.  Just leave him be in his garden.

Why is the NES I'm holding brown?

It's not "leaving one's digital bosom exposed", it's keeping one light enough to dodge attacks and move faster in battle. 

Good to see your instincts haven't dulled.

That's an odd spelling for awesome.

I suspect many of us have changed very little.

What about the actual females?

Boobs?  Did you mean chest ass?

I don't remember that episode.

No one asked you to steal your brother's copy of RoR.  But if you offering...

Gabumon is going to get themselves canceled.  Not that Agumon looks much brighter.

They can make the boobs as big as they want and they're pissing in the wind to an ass man.

Why with the Simpsons gifs?

Not yet, but give it enough time and I'm sure the DLC will get you there.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

His only fans is 18+ so I can't link it here.  Sorry.  This is a family board.

And that makes necro posting ok?  Think Snare, THINK!

FINISH THE FIGHT!

And it's Mcord now, the sprite based Discord server.

Well, look who has come crawling back.  You left some Arbys in the Mchat fridge, and it's starting to evolve.

I guess they got tired of doing Robot Master Weapon Mega Mans so they went for the Dark .exe.  That will fill their color swap on model "new" character for another batch I guess.

Because God forbid they include everything on the disc.

This sham of a game can keep going just as long as we get new art and models for the rest of the X girls.  Though I think that's just down to Nana and Berkana at this point.  Though if they're tossing in made up stuff like Iris -Another- then I wouldn't mind seeing Martei from the X manga tossed in for good measure.

That's only a problem if you like to sleep.

Every 4th or 5th character they're required to add in another X or Zero.

Bride Iris is literally the only one that makes sense.  But apart from that I'm still waiting for them to get to Nana.  I can't believe Rico was playable before Nana.

Abe, we REALLY need to get rid of the out of the box grey look.  If it's not the vaulted checkers, at least some Mega blue colors.

It turns you into horny sex lizards, evidently.

but that's a quick word vomit of it.

That by itself is an accurate description of Picard.