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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Matricians: Show your desktops! (Not dial-up friendly!)
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on: 17 December 2007, 14:29:51
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:: Is beaten with tomato stick ::
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It's tomatoe. With an "E". Learn how to spell you fool. :: releases Nibbles :: I'm pretty sure there's ways of bypassing that limit, though. Didn't the master go over his 12 regenerations?
No, not normally. The Master did some VERY unorthodox things to extend his life, but then given the lifestyle he lived he was prone to regenerating a lot more frequently than a typical Time Lord. RTD made up some bullock about resetting the Master's Regeneration Cycle, but he also turned Dr. Who into "ZOMG I'M IN LOVE WITH TEH DOKTOR!" LOL. |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Matricians: Show your desktops! (Not dial-up friendly!)
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on: 17 December 2007, 06:07:19
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How many Doctors can come now? He can only change 13 times right? I think he's up pretty high now.
He can regenerate 12 times, making 13 incarnations possible. He's in his 10th incarnation, leaving 3 incarnations left. It's plain, very plain. And you can see JC's face in the dock, that makes up for being a mac right Rez?.. Rez?....
NOTHING excuses a Mac. NOTHING. :: beats with tomatoe stick :: |
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MegaMan Series / Zero Series / Re: GENERAL ZERO SERIES ENQUIRIES
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on: 17 December 2007, 05:58:03
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ZX isn't even bad! Give the game a chance! Rez is exempt.
Sorry, but ZX is just as sucktastic. Playing through ZXA is even worse than ZX. Ashe charge shot = useless. Morph forms = even more useless. Changing between forms to do the equilivant of take one step across the room = same fail as ZX. ZXA didn't FIX anything. It just got rid of the almost passable new main characters for ANOTHER two new ones that are about as Mega Man as cyber elfs and combined them with a girly voiced even more whiny Axl.
So you have gameplay that works as intuitively as a 300 pound man trying to skateboard down a flight of stairs while stabbing his eyes with burning dobermans which you compare to playing like the perfectly simple dash, run, jump, wall climb all in one X series controls as well as a plot even worse than MMZ itself and you call it good?
Such a claim makes what Bush says credible my friend.
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MegaMan Series / Classic Series / Re: The Fall of Megaman/Rise of X
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on: 17 December 2007, 05:50:25
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I like the open ended sort of do-it-yourself vibe. Even IF is spawns all sorts of abysmal fan fiction.
This man is wise. Listen to him less Nibbles will visit you in your sleep. Some things don't need a god damned play by play ending. Mega Man is one of them. The grandeous timeline sucks complete dick as it is anyway. Open ended = good. Want a happy ending? THERE YOU GO. Want ZERO TEARS EVERYTHING UP? Go ##### yourself, but hey, it's open ended, so fanwank to it as much as you want. Want to know what happens when you try to "tie up" a series? Elf Wars. That's what. You get complete and utter fanfiction level bull##### like that. Of course, to tie something as solid and slick as X to a pile of festering dog fecies like MMZ, you'd have to ruin X by inserting something like "Elf Wars" to bridge it, so there you go. |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 17 December 2007, 05:41:37
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Dr.Wily, would you agree the Phillips CD-i is the greatest game system ever?
 - "You zeem to zhink zhat zee Phillips CD-i ees gut? HA HA HA! Your veak mind reveals itself. Ve all know zhat zee best system ever vas zee NES. Vhy, zhat's vhat mein best capers are on." Dr. Wily, where IS Waldo?
- "Ach, zee more important question ess WHO ees Waldo, cha?" Dr. Wily, you know the black bits in bananas? ......... Are they turantulas' eggs?
- "Ach, not unless "turantulas' eggs" ees slang vor "monkey fecies" Dr. Wily, in your childhood, who was your best friend?
- "Ach, mein best fruend? Hmmm... zhat ess un goot question. Off all zee fruends I've had een mein life, zee best von vould be me. Zhat's right. I'm mein own best fruend. Who else but me could comprehend mein genius, cha?" Better question.
Dr. Wily, when will you release your death grip on Matrix?
- "Ach, ass soon ass Mega Man ees confirmed for Brawl." Dr Wily: What's the best thing that ever happened to you?
- "Vonce I got zee autograph off zee famous comedian Carrot Top. Before I dropped him into zee pit off force beams und spikes." |
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MegaMan Matrix / MMM General Forum / Re: I seriously fear Mega Man's future.
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on: 17 December 2007, 05:28:42
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Well the newer games are full of fail and suck.
Except for ZX.
Sorry, but ZX is just as sucktastic. Playing through ZXA is even worse than ZX. Ashe charge shot = useless. Morph forms = even more useless. Changing between forms to do the equilivant of take one step across the room = same fail as ZX. ZXA didn't FIX anything. It just got rid of the almost passable new main characters for ANOTHER two new ones that are about as Mega Man as cyber elfs and combined them with a girly voiced even more whiny Axl. So you have gameplay that works as intuitively as a 300 pound man trying to skateboard down a flight of stairs while stabbing his eyes with burning dobermans which you compare to playing like the perfectly simple dash, run, jump, wall climb all in one X series controls as well as a plot even worse than MMZ itself and you call it good? Such a claim makes what Bush says credible my friend. |
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MegaMan Series / X Series / Re: Who created Zero???
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on: 15 December 2007, 17:49:08
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Really? I don't think so.
Dr. Light was upgrading Mega Man into Mega Man X and Wily was jealous so he upgraded Proto Man into Zero.
Why do you insist on spreading this misconception? You know that speds and n00bs will cling onto it and start running around and DUR DUR DURRRRing with it. Don't listen to these people. Zero is actually an upgraded Roll. Hence the red color (her dress) and long blond hair (her hair is long and blond) and boob gems (she has boobs). Dr. Wily only stole her (as he does with most of the stuff he has) and the rest is unspoken history. |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 13 December 2007, 14:37:44
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Dr.Wily, what is love and why do fools fall in it?
- "Ach, because love ees zee zecond hand emotion. Zhat ees vhy I zhall never fall en love, because I zettle for only FIRST HAND emotions zuch as greed!" I call a trial on Wily for his constant insubordination, assaults and terrorism!
Baby steps there son. Baby steps. The higher ups will determine when and if the old man has broken any laws of consequence. Dr wily, is there any page where I can see all of this comics one by one, with an arrow that says next or something? The topic is killing my RAM.
- "BWA HA HA HA HA! NOW ZEE VURLD ESS MINE!" No, but seriously, no. I don't have time to make an ADW archive page right now. So you'll just have to stop the page loading and then save the target of each comic for now. |
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MegaMan Series / Miscellaneous MegaMan Games / Re: Which Megaman would you want for Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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on: 12 December 2007, 21:11:18
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If your answer was anything but "Classic Mega Man", please get in line for your turn in the Mauling Tent. Nibbles is expecting you.
I voted for X, do I still get mauled? >.<
No, you get mauled TWICE for asking such a stupid question when the answer is in your own quote. I'll try to get him to let you off with a warning.
Laughable. But for your efforts you get three trips through the Mauling Tent. ENJOY! |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 21:01:53
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Doctor Wily, how do you take your tea? Cream? Sugar? Acid?
- "Ach, vith milk, like MISTER T." Dr. Wily, when the hell am I going to see the next batch of Ask Doctor Wily?
I demand MOAR! MOAR DAMNIT!
- "Vhen you ask? Vell, I don't haff much to do zhese days vhat vith zee recession und all. But rest asured zhat I shall return to mein rollercoaster ride off revenge against zee Matrix shortly after Mega Man 9 ees released, cha?" |
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MegaMan Series / Legends Series / Re: Would YOU pay 15 MILLION for a Legends 3?
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on: 12 December 2007, 14:34:57
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Battle Network WAS a fine series for the first 3 games. The last 3 are as #####ty as any MMZ or X7. And ALL the side games are complete #####. Battle Chip Challange and Network Transmission. Both utter rubbish.
Even still, BN isn't what's wrong. It, like X, is a fine example of a good series that was brutaly raped into something that was complete #####.
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 14:31:29
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Great stuff.
"BLESS ME BAGPIPES!" is the only thing that made me lol though.
Then you are indeed a soulless man. Dr. Wily, What can I do to get Fun Bux?
Those are awarded by ME, not the good Doctor. And there is no real rhyme or reason to thier dispersal. Uh... trial... I think it had to do with Wily flashing some poor girl. |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 04:28:41
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Thanks. It's the penicle of my sprite comic work. Dr.Wily, what are your thoughts on the Nintendo Wii?
- "Ach, I haff better zhings to do zhen play zhese zimple games, cha? Vell, actually, zee other day I DID play a quick game off Vii boxing vith Heat Man. I lost. Stupid machine! Nintendo shall pay for zhiz embarresment! Mein next attack vill level zheir pretty headquarters! ZHEN ve'll see who has ze last lauch, cha?" Dr. Wily, will there be a current series of the "Ask Dr. Wily" comic?
Also, is cake considered bread?
- "Ach, getting greedy are ve, huh? TWO questions? BAH. Perhaps a few hours vith Hard Man vill help your manners, cha?" |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 03:14:44
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Do you know what Dr. Light really uses Roll for?
- "Cha, vhy do you zhink he has dual citizenship en both zee US und Japan?" Dr. Wily, have you ever thought about neutering Chron?
- "Cha." |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 03:02:19
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Dr. Wily, when will you finally destroy MMM?
- "Ach, do you SEE any Mega Man Matrix up right now? BWA HA HA HA HAHAHA!!!" Dr. Wily, I know you've heard this dozens of times before, but is it possible to make a robot master out of met helmets that shoots spike traps?
- "Ach, do you people ever stop to ZHINK about zhese questions before you ask zhem? Nein. Vhat en your right mind vould make you zhink I could make zee Robot Master out of zuch a zhing? Do you know hou much zenny zhat material runs? I can't afford to buy enough to make an entire Robot Master out of, cha? Und even if I COULD, to do more than form eet into a crude Met helmet shape ees next to IMPOSSIBLE. Zhis ees vhy I don't discuss Robot Master design vith you zimpletons. Do you haff a degree from Robert Engineering University? NEIN. Now, if you don't mind, I haff zee vurk to do, cha?" |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 02:45:09
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Aaaan this will do it. THIS my dear friends, was Ask Doctor Wily. I hope you enjoyed the epic win of it all.
:: raises glass ::
To the good old days!
I now open the floor to questions for the good doctor.
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 02:38:06
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Behold - KOOLAID MAN! I don't know how many people expected Zero, but I made them all do a double take. HA HA! Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:11:01
The last half of the original Ask Doctor Wily was a race against the clock. With each installment there was nail biting suspense! Luck you don't have to wait each week for a new one, huh? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:14:21
Did I mention I loved writing Jin? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:17:06
Fun Fact: I forget why Wily's morals became clues to where he was. I think it was some kind of contest or something. But then, given what the morals were, does it really matter? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:20:20
Changing scenes can be a tricky thing. For the record, I think the way the scene transistions in ADW went are some of my best writing. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:24:22
Kopi Roll was not a canon character until Mega Man Powered Up. But her boobs were not Double Ds, sadly. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:27:24
Doctor Wily was and still is the single best Mega Man series villian ever. PERIOD. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:31:43
I am guilty of using photoshop filters in this comic. Sue me. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:34:34
Yes, Nibbles could have just eaten Chimera. But what fun would that have been? |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 02:04:07
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Wily's Skull Castle is an edit from X-Men Mutant Apocalypse. Not a bad one if I do say so myself. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:47:41
Jin was my favorite character to write in Ask Doctor Wily. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:50:09
This comic features a custom Hard Man Sprite. It's one of the worst things ever made. ENJOY. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:52:46
White Shadow was one of many people who did some custom spriting for me. Noteably for "Princess Liz". Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:55:31
Edgecrusher is the only one other than Wily to deliver a moral. His spiffy moral pic done by the talented Cyron. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:58:09
Oh yeah, the Bright Man is also a custom. Another VERY poor custom. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:01:07
One of the single best twists in Matrix Comic history came about the "Matrixins roaming Wily's castle" section of the comic. |
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MegaMan Matrix / The Creation Station / Re: Ask Doctor Wily
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on: 12 December 2007, 01:43:12
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This comic updated semi regularly. The last dozen or so were slow, but I finally got them done. This is also one of the few Matrix fan works started that actually finished. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:42:01
Can you please post the one in which Sano gets beaten with a cane? That one tickles me in my funny spot.
Wasn't that in the sequel?
Yes, it was. |
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