My best efforts at Cave Story get me to the boss in Hell in about 2:45.  I can't even come close to beating the #####er before 4:00.  I had to put it down.  I don't think I'll ever unlock the rest of the sound test.  MOTHER #####ER!!!!

*shakes fist*

I picked up Children of Mana, and I have to say, it's not too bad.  Certainly the first Mana game after Secret of Mana that isn't total ass that I've seen.  I've got about 15 hours in and I'm only on chapter 3.  GRINDING FOR THE WIN!

I TRIED to be a servbot when it first opened, but it never took.  But I still managed to get servbot #1701!  That's pretty damn cool.

Grenade Man and Search Man were awesome!  Sword Man wasn't too bad either.  Frost Man was just WTF awesome.  And offensive.  But mostly awesome.

Yes, remember when we all fought Dr. Wily when he sent Chimera into the Matrix!  No?  Oh that's right because YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED YOU!

Do you know how many times I've opened up MSpaint with the hopes of making a comic?

Like... twelve.

That's a lot of times.

I'm just not funny anymore.

... you were never funny.

Boy we dodged a bullet on this one guys!

...guys?

...

;_;

They don't need to do much, Capcom has made themselves look pretty #####ty.

We could never forget.  No matter how hard we try.

X was at the top of both the US and Japanese polls, which makes the lie a joke.  I mean, I don't know what the real reason was, but when you have solid evidence Mega Man was in fact, in the top 2% of the vote, don't say he wasn't high in the polls as a reason.

No, it's because I'm so tall DARK and handsome!

Every mirror I look in is dark.

I for one will be buying any games in the future from Capcom used, if at all.  After the Ace Attorney Investigations 2 bull##### and now this, Capcom is dead to me.  It's clear unless a game will make not just a profit but a MEGA profit (no pun intended) they have no interest in releasing it.

I'm not worried.  But it is awful and it's not even going to give the Servebots or Data a run for their money.

Cave Story on DSi Ware.  WHY THE HELL IS BLOOD STAINED SANCTUARY SO #####ING HARD?!  More to the point why the ##### is that the ONLY way to finish unlocking the jukebox?  Other than that awesome game.

A remake of Starfox 64 (remake not port, don't confuse the two) is the ONLY way we'll get a real Starfox game ever again.  But since SF64 was #####ing awesome this isn't a bad compromise.

I never really liked OoT, but I'll give it a second try on the 3DS.  Not expecting much though and I'm mostly just getting it for the soundtrack (I collect them you see).

Confirmed - Dr. Light turns children into robots.  He's the Robotnik of Mega Man.

"I am no longer a n00b"

If you say so.

Excitebike 3D is pretty awesome!  Also picked up Cave Story finally.  Enjoying it so far.

Thank god we defeated the crotchless menace.  All hail our new underpants overlord!

Time Man was rather meh, but how can anyone NOT like Oil Man?

Also, looks like they are changing artists and it's by the guy who draws quite similar to Universe's style.  I will in all likelihood be dropping the comic.  I don't need art changing ever arc or special with wacky personal takes or styles.

Facebook ruined a lot of things.

You've been a bachelor too long, casually demanding that things spread open by waving wads of cash at them.

I shall die old and alone in a house full of cats.

That's certainly Roll's favorite...

Spy Man?  Nice.

I only have one to communicate with select people I never see/haven't seen in years.  I dont' use it all that often.

I have a feeling if I offered you a $100,000 for an avatar your commissions would find a way to open up.  Or that could just be a stroke.

It's been so long since I've done one, It would take ages to get back into it such that I could make a good one.  Or at least one that looked good.  Maybe I could go back and finish Mega Man Zeroll.

I'm so old apparently my avatar has died...

Things are pretty good apart from that though.  I spend my days working and my nights tagging mp3s and sorting H.  It's a solitary life of quiet dignity.  Though I somehow still find time to hang out with friends and family.

I don't remember the Metal Blade shooting out lazers... was that a charge effect like Atomic Fire?

Tried to get issue 1, it was sold out.  I have it on my pull list for now.  I'll probably drop it if they start rotating artists ever 5 months or go to a ##### awful style.

Morgan continues to make the rest of us look bad.

Not that it takes much to do that.

Good times.  I kind of miss the old days of sprite comics.

Delta and Hazard posting within the same 24 hour period?  It's like it's really 2003!  Good to see you again Prof.  Hope things are going well.

We are the alpah and the omega!  Mboards started community, then the flood of n00bs came, then social media took all the n00bs away, leaving only the creme de la creme behind on the Mboard!  Rejoice fellow Mboard master race!  We are once again supreme!

Aside from the fact you pretty much go on Facebook as you.  I'm boring and dumb.  But TheRedPriest is #####ING AWESOME and has a watch that can tell time.  BACKWARDS.

fanfiction or MMZ

How are those different?

Let us know when you have some then.

This better not translate into TWO playables in the actual game.  We don't need a second player here.  X4 was the ONLY game they did this in that it was done the right way.  I just want to #####ing play Mega Man in a Mega Man game.

Aparently it's like a demo of sorts.  Not sure if want.

That's ok.  You were probably too busy in the medium sized pile of cocaine and just found your way out.

Debt collectors are persistant these days...

Play X7 and come back and try to make the same thread.  I don't think you understand what a "disgrace to the X series" really is.

Though I'd lump X5 and up in that basket.  X7 is just the WORST OF THE WORST.

C has a horrid Battle Network/Zero/ZX/Starforce vibe.  It's #####ing awful.  And it will win by a large margin.

That being said, I'll engage in an exercise in futility and vote B.

Good times were those...

I love it when they don't even try.

I just like seeing Sakura's pantys.

Capcoms been doing this since X5.

">stick it in" is the only correct choice in any dating sim.

It's ok.  He doesn't either.

Don't you mean rust off your gearbox?

Picked mine up yesterday and DAMN.  I am impressed.  The 3D effect is actually done very well all around.  I barely have to move the slider to get good depth.  The screen is vivid, bright and crisp.  The sound is probably the best I've heard out of a Nintendo hand held.  I have very few complaints about the 3DS.  1)  The Dpad is great, but it's slightly uncomfortable to use because of it's placement (which isn't a surprise, and there's not really much they could have done).  It's not awful, but holding it in a dpad/face button configuration is lopsided and feels awkward.  The analog stick is extremely comfortable and works like butter though.  2) The Start/Select buttons are a bit TOO far away for easy reaching, and the way they're constructed, difficult to tap in game.  I much preferred the DSi placement for them.  In a related note, I've almost hit the power button half a dozen times reflexively thinking it was the start button.  I see this ending int tears at some point.  3)  The finish.  This is pretty subjective, but I HATE piano finish.  Glossy doesn't look nice, and even if it did it wouldn't for long because all it does is show fingerprints.  It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to keep it looking clean.  The DSi fixed this by going with a beautiful mat finish.  I am greatly disappointed Nintendo went back to a glossy piano finish for the 3DS.  I'm also not fond of the 2 tone color scheme with the black faceplate on EVERY color.  It looks tacky and frankensteiny.  Ah well.  That's why I went cosmo black.

I picked up SSF4 and Pilotwings.  I didn't notice any real difference between it and the console version myself, but I've not played it much.  Seems like a good port with some nice extras.  Pilotwings shows off the 3D beautifully (as I'd expect).  It's not nearly as fun to kill yourself as the SNES game though.  Ah well.