My HP is low because I'm old...  Pick me because I'm easy mode!

Was the achievement actually playing that POS?  Ah ha ha ha!  I kid, I kid.  But seriously, at least it didn't have loot crates.

The only crack around here is what you're cooking in your pipe.

You're playing Second Life, Snare.

I realize they were done in real media.  I didn't expect you to drop white out on her.  I figured it would be some photoshop.

Or Snares.  ...or do they....

I prefer CYOA (choose your own adventure).

Everyone is interested in Roll...  EVERYONE.

But maybe see how she looks with eye whites.

It's usually 10-15 years.

This again.

Those tomatoes weren't ME. That's like saying eating a salisbury steak is just like eating your very own mechanically separated tissues mixed with various binders, colorants and odorants. Science has already proven that's simply not the case.

Silly Snare, pretending to understand human science.  Plants are all the same, unlike animals which have different geniuses.

Spaghetti sauce is 90% plant.  That's like eating your foot.

You're the Hero Colorado deserves, Snare.

Make it happy.  Make it more dynamic.  Make it more fun.

Yeah.  Clients give the most vague and unhelpful/irrelevant requests all the time.

Jokes on you, they're all coated with a protective coating of jalapeno oil.

If nothing else, it's a good price.

They are also reverse x-ray glasses.  Walk around as naked as you like.

The Germinator: "You're mulch!"

You are all on the same one at the same time.  I wear glasses.

It couldn't hurt.

I'm watching ALL OF YOU.  Very, very closely...

You know, I kind of want eye whites on them now.

It's probably the largest activity in the last THREE years.  But you don't get to front load ballet box stuff awards my leafy friend.

Yeah, Mario Odyssey sounds leagues better than that.

I approve!  Now make them into animated gifs!

It must have been a slow year...

Both are better than the entirety of X8's ##### level design (which is a #####ing gimmick for EVERY level plus has TWO speeder style levels), inclusion of Axl, awful soundtrack (X5 and X6 at least had decent to good music), and the anytime character swap just made a mess of everything and was headed down ZX level of stop and switch just to get past something.

No, X5 and X6 are FAR from good games, but X8 makes both look like X3.

I actually just finished the Sexy Brutale on PS4.  Damn fine game.  I hope Limited Run games does a retail on Switch, as I'd love to own in there as well.

You REALLY need to get your glorious golden ass on the forums more often my friend...

X5 and X6, all problems included, are infinitely better than X8.  In terms of stage design, music, AND gameplay.  X8 really is a bad game that was made to look a lot better than it was by coming after the worst Mega Man game ever made.

Well, maybe not worst.  I mean, Mega Man and Mega Man PC are pretty awful.  Plus you have BN 4 and 5, All of MMZ and all of SF.  But it's the worst X game for sure, by a mile.

It's good, but the blues could use a bit more contrast.

That's Mr. Glass to you.

The term is Kawaii, Snare.

The only things my hips do are shatter when I fall in the shower.

Don't body shame, Snare.

You WILL continue until Roll is done.

Needs more Roll...

WE ALSO DON'T HAVE SECRET CLUBS HERE.

You can go to Mchat like the rest of us.

We don't have secrets here White Shadow.

But there are lots of them there I don't get it? 

As ninjas they celebrate Katanakka.

The food is good.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn't even real thanksgiving anyway Snare, so it's ok.  Maybe I'll mail you some turkey on the REAL thanksgiving.  IF you're good.

I love X4 to death, and Sigma's normal body is #####.  But then as I said, his X1 body (or close variations of that X1 body) are the only real Sigma designs I like.

I am the living embodiment of art and culture.

You came from a packet of sesame seeds we used to make our hamburger buns with.  I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

You don't produce poppy, you produce poopy.  And while that might be really #####ty, it's not illegal.

His X4 body was pretty ##### though.

I pick plants for breakfast my stout shrubbery.  I'll pick as many as I like.

Eh, that was one of his less awful alts.  X1 was the only good one though.  At least they didn't go with his X6 form and change all his dialog to "JUSSSSS DIEEEEEEE".

You're thinking of Beat Man.

Stop that, STOP IT.