Yeah, I was trying to picture just, y'know, a dick.

I just didn't want to describe it in my head and "chopped-off."

EDIT: I take full responsibility for this extremely homoerotic post. Ew.

Now your boss will forever be a sheep-man in my eyes, just because I always let my imagination fill in the other bits so I imagined the following scene:

MANAGER: "Okay, guys, if we don't sell enough overpriced food items, the cineplex will go out of business! Sell, sell, sell!"
MAJIKN: "But, sir, I think these are too expens----"
MANAGER: "My boss directly explained the ordeal to me. Baaaa. I'm a sheep."
MAJIKN: "Let's dance like sheep!"
MANAGER: "Baaaah."

I might see it tonight at midnight.

Dude. This weekend. I'm coming over.

No buts.

Money says butts are involved.

Oh. Well, then, roundabout fun for all.

Don't worry, I'm going to start putting a lot more people in with The Office and especially Judge Jakey. I might put off Late Nite for a while, though.

"I Love Noodles" is indeed golden. So very golden.

It was SO bizarre when I first checked this thread. Some kid was buggin me, and didn't deserve a proper insult, so I said "Your face."

Then this page loaded. A minute later I realized the poster's name was Your face.

Bizzare.

I put in a spoiler tag for now, so, until later, it'll remain as such.

It just wouldn't be as funny if I censored it. I'm not big on censoring things, but I try not to cross the line, and I'll remove it/censor it if asked.

btw its supposed to be snare saying "NOTHINGGG MR REZ" but i messed up the word bubble and really didnt care enough because it works whether or not you catch the joke

HOW DiD YOU KNOW? WAS iT THE i'S? WE'VE NEVER QUiTE MASTERED THOSE DARN i'S.

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RUGRATRICIANS, HOLMES



WARNING, BAD WORD FEATURED:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

lol rez is olddddd

No, Xero, we've seen it. It was in that commercial Nova just posted anyway.

Trash, most likely. I highly doubt your mom was very keen on keeping it around.

"Oh, honey... that? It's... um... in the attic!"

You do have an attic, right? Because if not, you just got played.

OMG HOW DI DU GET THAT

I love the PW statue, though it's certainly a bit tacky to keep around the house.

And subtract logic!

HA that's perfect.

You are wrong again, but only because I think you are.

Coincidently, I just read that about an hour ago, but I didn't think anyone here would enjoy it.

Explosm is a great site, with hit-or-miss comics. They're either hilarious or crap.

It wasn't delayed because of Sonic, was it? Nope. It wasn't.

That was clever.

Ahaha, awesome.

The Sandlot was MY movie back in the day. Toy Story was right up there, too.

I love Pixar movies to death, they're the only kids movies nowadays that I can truly sit through and say that I enjoyed it as much as any other quality teen/adult movie.
I thought I posted the Wall-E trailer. It looks interesting, to say the least.

Rattatouille was jawesome.

The basterball court?

I can chug your mom.

SAYS YOU

I'll never let you take my hope!

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAACK?

CHEEEEEEETORRRR.

Forever Cheetor.

One final answer is:

[spoiler]One dead baby in ten trash cans.[/spoiler]

I rather enjoy seeing JC make a fool of himself.

Is it a family business to be bat##### #####ing crazy?

You made me smile. Big.

NEEDS MOAR RULE OF THIRDS

If the nose was down a bit more, it'd be great. Cropping is your next step.

He has, or at least used to have, respect for the medical staff of our world, Mike. What's not to understand?

Alls I need to know is that it was conjoined.

...but to John! Oh, the horror! I take it back!

I was getting some serious homosexual overtones when reading the first post, by the way.

She can conjoin my twin.


Or something like that.

You have the strangest aspirations in life.

"I'm also trying to make Ridley bigger."

That made me laugh. That was actually pretty funny.

Is she into conjoined twins?

Back to basics.

Hehe, nice.

Jim was excited to take Sally to the prom. He showed up promptly at 8:00, and Sally's father opened the front door to greet him.
"Sally will be down shortly, she's just finishing up."
"Okay, sir."
"Just come on in and sit down, then."
"Yes, sir."
"Now, Jimmy-boy, you know what you should do with Sally tonight? She really likes to, oh, what do you call it? She likes to screw. You two should screw."
Jim was taken aback by this. He sat nervously and twiddled his fingers.
"Sally really does love to screw, Jimmy-boy. She screws every day, almost. Well, she would if she could. Every chance she gets, my little old Sally is screwing."
Jim couldn't take it anymore. He felt incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.
Just then, Sally walked down the steps and caught a glimpse of Jim's face. It was so pale and frozen in nervous fear.
She immediately put two and two together and gave her father a stern look.
She said,
[spoiler]"Dad, for the last time, it's called the TWIST!"[/spoiler]

Yep, yep! There was like a factory level or something near the end that always got me.

And yeah, I didn't even remember the ending, so it must not have been all that great.

Nope, not that one. No suits. You could play as different characters though - I think it was only Mickey and Minnie, but I remember Donald and Goofy making appearances. They might not have been playable, though.

Just found it:



And look who made it!

That one is much better, as the focus is drawn to the dog's head, which is, whaddya' know, well placed on accordance to the Rule of Thirds!

I'm sure you weren't going for that, though.

YOU ALREADY GOT SEX


UNDERWATER STYLE

I had a Mickey game on Game Boy that I was never able to beat as a kid. There was a driving level and a jetski level, all in 2D before it was MANDATORY for those types of mini-games/sub-levels to be 3D. It was a great game, and all the combat was block-based, kind of like a cross of SMB2 and Blockdude on TI calculators.
 I also had one on Game Gear that I could totally rape, too easy but oh so much more colorful.

Anyway, the Mickey game was the only Game Boy game I owned that I was never able to beat. When the time came to sell my Game Boy, I vowed that I would not rid myself of it until I could beat the game.

I did. It was marvelous.

So, uh, I guess I did praise a Disney game. But it was an old one!

SNAILS ARE COOLER THAN SLUGS BUT I'M A FILTHY SELLOUT SO I DO WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

Bugs me, too, but you already told him what to do. Besides, I'm sure that's an old picture that he took before you gave him advice.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL BREAK IT

IT WILL BREAK

OKAY