I thought for sure I already mentioned these and how they're the most heavenly-tasting concoction ever to grace the planet.

I liked Borat quite a bit but haven't seen Bruno.

I don't mind gay anal sex.

Which was ironic, considering his name!

Okay, but do you guys have REESE'S WHOPPERS?

That's because he IS. Viewtiful Joe is the spinoff to MegaMan 3.

He also pulls off the greatest pratfall I've EVER seen, but I can't remember which episode it's in right now.

I was gonna' save that as "tomcruiselaugh" but it was already called "tomcruiselaugh" so I was like "cool."

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douche chill

Because the dinosaurs are extinct.

Yeah, yeah, I know the whole story now. I've HAD those Smarties you're talking about, and didn't even realize it until years later when you guys explained the whole thing to me. I like 'em better than M&M's, too.

I was just talking about the ones he directed. I know he's written a bunch, and mass-produced an entire ERA of cinema comedy, but his three movies definitely have a style that tie them all together moreso than any other Apatow-branded movie, and that's what I'm grouping together.

I can't get over the fact that you call Smarties ROCKETS. It's so backwards, but I'm sure it looks just as backwards from your perspective.

I learn more about Canada on the Matrix than I ever would anywhere else... except maybe Canada.

I think he was saying that it's worse.

But I want to pretend he's just clinically retarded.

I saw Funny People tonight.

I loved it.

I was 100% expecting to be disappointed because I've really been looking forward to this movie, and a Sandler/Rogen film didn't seem like it could deliver after they've both gone so stale.

It was a little long, but I didn't mind. It was a near-perfect mix of drama and comedy.

What I don't think a lot of people will get is that some of the stand-up scenes aren't even meant to be funny, and people will be like "Oh, that ##### wasn't funny, what the hell." The point is that they're supposed to be amateur comedians and they're not always funny, and it's sometimes played out very much in that way... though it'll still go over a lot of folks' heads. But don't get me wrong, they managed to get some good material in there. I enjoyed it.

I'm glad it had a serious spin to it because I've always loved the more serious side of stand-up comedy.

Good stuff. Best Apatow film of the three by far.

there's no lol in hiv

Best PSA's in the world.

http://www.nololinhiv.org/home/video/


AND this is for SNARE.

http://hacknmod.com/hack/create-techno-with-a-laser-harp/

AND THIS ONE

is for EVERYBODY

http://peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com/index.html

It's not a bot.

And it's better than you.

Oh, Botba!

Kill Bill in One Minute, One Take

There's also a Forrest Gump one, and kind-of a Star Wars one.

I almost checked out Dirty Sexy Money because Peter Krause is in it, who played Nate on Six Feet Under. And I know one of the writers on SFU is the creator of Dirty Sexy Money. But I'm pretty sure that's where the relationship ends.

Now that it's cancelled I don't have any real desire to watch it, plus the premise didn't seem too interesting to me. I also didn't hear anything exceptional about it. I don't know a single fan of it, so that hurts it, too.

But yes, I am very much aware of it.

I'll watch nearly anything, so long as it has a strong fanbase, is generally very well-praised, and at least appeals to me a little bit.

This recent year I stopped judging things based on premise alone, because I would have missed out on a ton of amazing shows that originally didn't interest me. Like Breaking Bad, which sounded like a lame rip-off of Weeds when instead it is very different, much more serious, and I love it much more. Or How I Met Your Mother, which I passed off as your everday trashy sitcom without even watching. Or Californication, which seemed extremely boring and stupid to me. Or Eastbound and Down, which I expected to be a dumb Will Ferrel-esque comedy. Or Mad Men, which at first had me turned off by the simple fact that it took place in the 60's but is now easily one of my all-time favorite shows.

Goddamnit, if I don't make it into the television industry in some form or another, I will be a very sad man.

I watched first episode of True Blood last night. It's the first time I've really liked anything vampire-related that I can remember. There are still parts of it that bother me, but I definitely like it. It's interesting how they incorporate vampires as a race of people in our society, making them subject to racism and all that.

Also, seriously, Mad Men is goddamn fantastic. I finished Season 2 the other night and I'm already antsy for the new season to start.

2 girls kissing.

Someone let me know when this episode happens in Heroes so I don't have to sit through the entire crappy season for it.

it is a party in the mchats

Thanks, I wasn't sure if I was clear enough there.

Snare, you look absolutely thrilled, I must say.

But nobody knows FOR SURE!


Whooo-eeee-oooooooooh.

Why does Wind have a beard?

K'NEX EXCITE ME MORE THAN MATRICIANS MEETING UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngaJxjo_CNw

And here is the new, revised, longer version with the full opening credits sequence, tentative as it may be.

Regardless of your hate-list, MegaMan 8 is a quality game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXD11ivcFQ

HAHA I was so obsessed with old-school Roller Coaster Tycoon and this new one looks sweet with all the 3D and stuff. But anyway, this video is just awesome regardless.

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Hippie Weirdo Yoga Farmers

His name is Botba, haha.

Haha, okeydokes.

Curb Your Enthusiasm returns September 20th!

And as previously reported, the main cast of Seinfeld is making appearances as themselves.

I see what you're getting at now, and I like it.

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http://alecrobbins.wordpress.com/2009/07/28/five-men/

I spent a lot of time on this blog entry and I'm really proud of how funny and well-written it is.

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Hey, guys, thanks for never commenting on my stuff.

Here is a test video I made for the movie I'm going to make once I get back to school.

It is in this link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2Gk9_mwG0

Click the link to see it.

It is only four minutes. Less than four minutes, even.

I revoke Mike's welcome!

Hahaha I had the wrong hand and fingers and everything.

Speed, you ass.

It's true, Mike. She is.

You should really talk to her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o2mqr3WMNw

I thought this was really funny, but I've never heard of this show before. I mean, I looked it up now, and apparently it aired on ABC in 2007 and was cancelled after one season. I probably won't check the show out, but I did think this was a funny clip.

I don't think I've ever memorized the letters or colors on the buttons for SNES or XBOX. I can't possibly see how that's ever mattered to anyone aside from sometimes when the game mentions them telling you how to do a move or something... and even then, it's just once and you check which button it is, and you know how it feels and remembers that.

I always call the button that the tip of my thumb is on "B" and the joint of thumb is on "A", regardless of what they really are.

It's supposed to be a knuckle or something. I have no idea. I was laughing the whole time I drew this. I want Mike to post the original again since when I first drew this, it was from memory of that one to make fun of it and that made it funnier, but I really want to compare them now that it's been a long time.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpYNJRiOXLs&fmt=22

Time to relive my childhood!

Yeah, tell me about it! I'm having a crapload of trouble in the fifth world all of a sudden. Fourth world was hard, but not TOO hard. Fifth actually made me give up for a while.

He archived it for his own personal reasons.

Assuming we're talking about the one I think we're talking about.

...

I was gonna' do that exclamation point like Vinch but I liked my other idea better.

Also, I meant to change it back before I went to bed last night. I'll keep it for the rest of today.

It's true, we do!

No argument there.

No I didn't mean you I meant himself you're just in the park because it's a good park to be at.

I will make NChat and it will be better!

Also Snare is cheating on me with Michael but he doesn't want me to know and he is punching me to cover up his misdeeds and also to punish my misdeeds!

The reason Snare is wanting to date Mike is because they both have the same name and that sort of creepster stuff really gets Snare off!