Remember when I got all creepy and kept calling you!

It was a novelty thing!

You know, my "friend in Texas!"

Very weird!

Yes, a game would be nice!

It was like Tonka Trucks or something!

Mine is a bronco!

That is a horse that habitually bucks!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d14fdef4f2/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis

File this under "#####ing hilarious"! Best one yet.

Jake you are a cool guy!

Haha I already did this once! And I got like a billion (exact number!) people to sign it and stuff.

But maybe I will do it again maybe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt5BB8JbwA

I hate saying "old" or any of that #####, but really, where have you been? I know it was very recent, but people wouldn't shut up about this for a few days. I mean, obviously not on the scale of all these celebrity deaths or anything, but people were pretty vocal about it.

Anyway, yeah. I don't really care either way. It's not going to change either franchise. At most it'll help. Marvel gets more money, Disney gets more property.

The reviews are pretty brutal, yeah. This is not a movie for critics, anyway.

I haven't seen Death Race but have wanted to for a while.

Peter Petrelli is a bollock.

Then you'll LOVE his cameo.

The sooner the better, this movie probably won't be in theaters for very long.

Tidbit: Milo Ventimiglia is credited as "Rick Rape."

I was seriously dying of laughter when he came on screen.

And keep in mind, I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooved Inglourious Basterds. And 500 Days of Summer, but they're both very different movies so I kind of let them sit together as favorites. Until now.

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Oh, and I forgot to tell you, John.

Your boy Peter Petrelli has one of the funniest cameos ever.

I already saw District 9.

It was pretty cool.

I'd like to start off by saying that I know this next claim will likely make me sound like an idiot.

"Gamer" is my favorite movie of 2009 so far. More than "Inglourious Basterds," more than "500 Days of Summer." More than "Up" and "Watchmen" and "Star Trek."

It was amazing and I am in love. This movie transcends the already awesome premise of using death-row inmates as mind-controlled players in a video game called Slayers. It's funny because it's tongue-in-cheek, it's action-packed because these guys GET action, and Michael C. Hall is absolutely perfect as a villain. I mean, we're talking classic iconic performance here.

I was expecting to enjoy this movie first and foremost because Michael C. Hall is in it. Also, I like the director team of Nevaldine/Taylor, who gave me two Crank movies. Those were loads of fun and really great, but they were too ridiculous to really ever become endearing. They're just like the roller-coasters of movies. But Gamer has all those elements and manages to make it all respectable, fun, and above all else: cool. These guys have such a great style and after seeing Gamer they're definitely on my list of top directors. They've got this sense of ridiculously crazy movie-theater fun that nobody else has right now except maybe Quentin Tarantino.

Seriously, go see this movie.

Like I said, having to hear that every time you want to listen to Misirlou gets old very fast.

I like them but at the same time I don't.

It's cool at first, but it gets old very quickly.

"I'll execute every last mother#####ing one of ya'!" *surf-rock guitar strum* *Misirlouuuuu*

The Pulp Fiction is really fun. I've had it on my iPod for a while. I don't like how certain songs start out with a dialogue clip from the movie, though, like Misirlou and such.

Today I finished writing my movie!

It is called "Heavy Meta" and it is about college kids making a movie!

I am very proud of the script! It is very funny!

Hopefully I'll start filming soon. Renting out a theater on campus to show it at once we're done.

"Baby on board" is #####ing genius!

I feel like I could defeat that.

They both came out today. I was supposed to see Gamer tonight but it looks like that's not happening.

: ASR   5 September 2009, 02:25:22

girl, and kissing is gross!

What are you, gay?

Cooties!

I don't think I've ever met someone in person that uses MSN. I mean, I probably have, but it has never come to my attention.

I use AIM because everyone I know uses AIM. If everyone I knew used MSN, I'd use MSN.

It's not about the software, it's about the software everyone's using.

I mean, maybe MSN is better, but then I'd only be able to talk to Canadians I guess?

I really want to see Gamer. I know, I know. Still, if I'm going to go see a mindless action movie, it's going to be one made by Nevaldine and Taylor. These guys gave me Crank and Crank 2, which reminded me of how much fun I could have watching movies. I don't care if Gamer takes itself more seriously than those films, I still trust them. Plus, it's got Michael C. Hall.

I'm just as interested in Extract, which has a fun cast and, more importantly, is the new Mike Judge movie. Might go see that on Monday on of them there date things everyone seems so keen about. You know, with girls and French kisses. Although admittedly there's usually just the one girl, and kissing is gross!

Looked it up, sounds like standard sci-fi fare like Sliders or something. But yeah, I've never heard of it before and I'm only judging it by the Wikipedia article.

G4 is maybe my least-favorite channel. The entire thing reeks of "trying too hard."

At least I can enjoy Lifetime ironically. And the Food Network has "What Would Brian Boitano Make?"

I bought the first season of Buffy on a whim while grocery shopping because it was only $15 at Wal-Mart.

I like it. It's cheesy in a fun way, like Doctor Who.

Hi Jake! How are you! I hope you are doing okay! It is so good to hear from you! What is your favorite movie mine is Shaun of the Dead! College is really fun and I bet you will have lots of fun!

your pen pal,
Alec!

Guys did you know that Rez is 50 years old!!!!

Guys, stop with the birthdays. Seriously.

I like AIM.

I'm a fan!

9 is not "halfway to adult."

[this time there was something here!]

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Ambulances: 3

you got more than i got today

sto pcomplaing!

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Mike, the first one! Say the first one!

did you highlight my last post like an idiot john

I think I like it better without "in the dawn"/"in the day"/"in the evening."

But yeah, ancient stuff. Isn't that even the most famous Sphynx riddle?

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There's already been like a billion of those, and they're all awful. When someone sent me this, I assumed it was going to be another "Nein nein nein nein nein!" IB Hitler one, and passed. When he assured me it wasn't, I clicked and pleasantly enjoyed.

Hitler is pissed about Disney buying Marvel

Actually very good and funny.

Nice.

I heard the first one was awesome.

I think this is a case of "nobody wanted to tell Joe that his design looked like a dildo."

"Good job, Joe! Yeah! Looks... great!"

I think maybe he thought were joking around by repeating stuff.

Haha, I was really confused until Mike mentioned Grey's Anatomy.

Goddamnit, Vinch. You're weird.

Season finale of Weeds tonight was really good. Thank god this show stopped sucking.

I just liked how you basically said "everybody either was doing this, doing that,  joined the marines, or doing this other thing," like it was a really casual thing.

Not that joining the marines isn't casual or weird or anything. Just in this context.

I've been busy writing the screenplay (ha) for Heavy Meta, my new project. It's a movie I'm making with some friends, similar to Roomhates.

For comparison: the Roomhates episodes were about 10 pages each, so 50 pages total. I wrote the entire thing in about 3 days. Very little of it was genuinely funny, and it was mostly rushed just because I was excited to actually be doing it.

Now: I just finished writing the 54th page of Heavy Meta, and it's taken me most of the summer to get to this point. The story has been meticulously planned out and it's actually very funny and quality stuff. I'm really proud of this. There's still about 20 or so more pages, in my estimate, but I'm heading into the closing act now.

I plan to start filming in a couple weeks.

I'm probably not releasing this on Youtube, but I'll try to find a way to get you guys to watch it.

I'm also considering renting out a theater on campus later in the year to show it, in conjunction with a big stand-up comedy show.

"Everyone went and joined the marines."

New favorite excuse for at least a couple of hours until I don't find it funny anymore.