I don't think he was 5-years from what I heard, but the kid he beat was a baby that wouldn't stop crying. He was watching TV while the baby was crying, so he took a bat, busted it's brains out, then went back to watching his program.

It's sick.

There's another one I read in the local newspaper. Some guy was arrested for animal cruelty. He took his cat, cut off it's tail, microwaved it, and ate it.

HOWEVER, there was a comical side to this story...

[spoiler]The cat's name was Cocoa.[/spoiler]

I didn't get SnakeMan for three seconds. Then I grinned.

But yeah, don't get FireMan.

Yup. It won't stop. Humanity will always find new ways to show off how retarded we are.

(o o)
 ) - 3

My parents have only used eBay for me twice. I've never personally used it.

One was for some DragonBall Z figures years ago (I got figures of Buu and stuff before the Cell saga was even dubbed).

The other was a bid for Tales of Symphonia. My mom won the bid, but there was some arguement regarding on how to pay so she refused to. I was kinda PO'd, but I have a friend who just literally gave me both game disks anyway, so whatever.

That reminds me when I heard some guy was babysitting. He couldn't get the kid to shut up so he took a bat and beat him to death.

I just watched it, and it was used, so I demand that nobody else watches it due to false advertising on CV's part. Kurrurin/Krillin/baldy says it near the end.

... you're a towel. It was hard to tell shut up.

Someone at Wendy's just told me this one.

What do you call a psychic midget escaping prison?

[spoiler]A small medium at large.[/spoiler]

Oh. God damnit.

There's a 300 game!? What system!?

Yeah Mike, this is blasphemy!

That's doesn't sound hard. He needs to pull a WIND, that's what.

I didn't speak bad about it at all, Cap'n. I just said I never had the intention to play it, for whatever reason I cannot remember. Probably dumb.

I might've liked it, might've not. This new one looks pretty fun though.

Don't see how it's stupid. I never really cared to play it, but never got a chance to anyway.

Piccolo merged with Kami!?

Don't mind the Youtube video title. The "Balls" joke was never used. Krillin's a jerk. So is ASR.

No. yuri is just confused.

I just realized I confused Someguy with that snail kid.

I realized it too and was like "lol, wut?"

Clever. Clever. I like that one.

To be honest, I didn't care for Bionic Commando, although I've never played it. Never got a chance to.

But this does look like fun.

I did hear about this during the summer last year while MMM was down, along with their Street Fighter 4 production.

I absolutely love cheesecake. Can't taste the cheese in the cake, but I absolutely love it.

Give me yellow cake with chocolate icing anyday.

Ooooohhh, you dunnit again. Mah head is inda guttah...

Yuh, stickers sound more interesting now.

: preventerWIND  17 January 2008, 23:03:07

I'm CV.

Speaking of that, I can never call ChaosVortex "CV", as that is the inital form of one of my pet names for my best friend.

Right. So I'm not a friend? Thanks.

I'll never forget one day when I was humming Storm Eagle's theme and someone said "MegaMan X?" and we exchanged nods.

I actually love it when that happens. Three years ago, in my biology class, I heard this kid hum "Carnival Night". I mentioned "Sonic 3", and he gave me a grin.

Wait a sec....

Blarg!?

OMG NALL!!!

So, you suspect this character is Nall? I never knew of him/her.

That sounds funny.

"OMG, THEY'RE $3.99 A BAG! QUICK, I'M TAKING A PICTURE!"
"... They're just ch-"
"SAY CHEESE!"
"Wha-!?"
*FLASH*

Apparently.

So I'm Nova, and he's WIND. WHERE AM I AT HUH? YEAH, IM NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT?

Dude. This weekend. I'm coming over.

No buts.

I think Abe might have a problem with the non-censored word, but I laughed.

A riddle joke for you.

A guy rides into a hotel on Tuesday. Stays two nights, two days. Leaves on Wednesday. How is this possible?

[spoiler]His horse's name is Wednesday![/spoiler]

I stand corrected.

Fact: Sano used to draw #####es.

: ChaosVortex  15 January 2008, 23:05:37

Youtube Poop: The Second Coming of Dr. Rabbit

You aren't allowed to post Poop. Only me.

Right. I won't. I'll post YTP.

You can post all the other ##### you want.

Yes, I was fired, because that's exactly what I said.

I know right. NovaMan was kind enough to fill my heart full of joy, and you, took my heart with your bare hands and crushed it. Crushed it with malice.

... *lowers head*

Which item?

... !!!

Little Johnny came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in math.

"What happend?" asked his dad.

"The teacher got mad at me." Little Johnny grumbled.

"What for?" his dad asked.

"She asked me what 2 x 3 was. I told her 6."

"Well, that's right."

"I know, but then she asked me what 3 x 2 was."

"Christ! It's the same #####ing thing!" Cried the father.

[spoiler]"I know! That's exactly what I told her!"[/spoiler]

That's... retarded Sano.

I think your mom ran out of things to say!

That right ASR! Trust in the heart of the cards!

My personal favorites that I found.

Reminds me of R.O.B.

ITS THE NEW THING. WE ALL DECIDED ON IT LAST NIGHT.

I remember one Lunche mentioned that's marked as my favorite.

What's worse than a trash can full of dead babies?

[spoiler]One's alive at the bottom.[/spoiler]

What's worse than that?

[spoiler]It eats it's way to the top.[/spoiler]

What's worse than THAT?

[spoiler]It goes back for seconds.[/spoiler]

My eyebrow was raised throughout this entire topic, until I read this.

My pee is SO clear right now.

-_-;

OMG, Why are we talking about all the old gameboy games I used to own all of a sudden?

yeah, I played it. Beat it. Hard as hell. Confusing as hell. Stupid as hell.

Random people grab you and strangle you to death, even the hotel clerks.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!!1

I had a Mickey game on Game Boy that I was never able to beat as a kid. There was a driving level and a jetski level, all in 2D before it was MANDATORY for those types of mini-games/sub-levels to be 3D. It was a great game, and all the combat was block-based, kind of like a cross of SMB2 and Blockdude on TI calculators.

That's Dangerous Chase. The first level required you to do stuff like whack bulldogs with blocks. I couldn't beat it either, but years later I did. The ending was more dissappointing than the one in Super Mario Bros. 2.

Game spoiler:
[spoiler]After all that ##### I went through, chasing Pete for Minnie's present, going through different hazards, risking my LIFE, I finnally get back the present. What is it? A #####ing bird. THE SECOND LEVEL WAS A #####ING MARKET, I COULD'VE BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE.[/spoiler]