tl;dr
That's why text walls fail. Show us some highlights.
I knew that, but even still... I cut out certain portions and the conversation really just piled on to the best part.
Here's an even shorter version. I don't think I can make it shorter other than sum it up with that WIND said.
[spoiler]
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:I just ran over some flowers
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:AND I JUST BOUGHT AND PLANTED THEM
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:##### FLOWERS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:OH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:... Heh. Running over flowers with the AR code "Super Fast" is fun.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:i thought you were driving right now
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Oh ... no. Animal Crossing. :/
[...]
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Getting everything 100% off at Nookway. Priceless.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:wtf is a nookway?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:a place where you have nookie!?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:BROTHEL
[...]
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Nook's Cranny = ##### house with ##### for sale. Nook N Go = Gas Station. Nookway = Mini K-Mart. Nookington = Sears.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:gotcha
WIND - I can't see ##### says:up here we have regular named stores
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Well, Nook N Go and Nookington sound regular.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Nookway sounds like a candy bar...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:NOOKINGTON
WIND - I can't see ##### says:regular?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:SOUNDS IRREGULAR
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Nookingtons.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:My bad.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:oh well, nookingtonS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:thats normal i suppose
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:It's a two story shopping center with it's own barber.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:She's a bitch though. She doesn't know how to cut hair.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:She cuts it based on your "personality" which is basically "answer my questions and get some haircut you probably won't like unless you're using a guide..."
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Literally a bitch. Pink poodle.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:well, at least you don't have a mother whos a hairdresser
WIND - I can't see ##### says:she cuts it the way she wants
[...]
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:That's what that bitch at Nookington's gave me
WIND - I can't see ##### says:that was about 9 months ago
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:With yellow hair. D:
[...]
WIND - I can't see ##### says:was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Dog.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:You got the game. She's on the DS cartridge... thing.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Along with K. K. Slider.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:would you be surprised if I said I'm not following?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:No.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:whatever
WIND - I can't see ##### says:SURPRISE
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Dog with guitar is K. K. Slider.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:[...]
WIND - I can't see ##### says:ok, in plain english
WIND - I can't see ##### says:was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Aight.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:I don't hump dogs.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:They hump me. Got it?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:gotcha
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:DONT FORGET IT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:if she was hot, you coulda said "refund, with secks"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:*looks up a guide*
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Unlock Nook N Go: Spend 25,00 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Unlock Nookway: Spend 90,000 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Unlock Nookington's: Spend 240,000 bells and have a visitor buy an item.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:holy #####
WIND - I can't see ##### says:i just realized something
WIND - I can't see ##### says:but first i have to tell you something
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:I think I got the bell bit down, but #####... I need a visitor.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:Shoot.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:all thats in my empty head is air and WIND, remember that
WIND - I can't see ##### says:now then, all this time you were talking about nookway and #####
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:k
WIND - I can't see ##### says:i thought you were talking about stores in reality
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:WAIT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:best part:
WIND - I can't see ##### says:so all this time you were talking about this bitch who cuts hair. I thought you were talking about a chick that looks like a dog aka: skanky as hell
WIND - I can't see ##### says:rofl?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:. . .
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:ROFFLES 'N CREAM!
[/spoiler]