Yeah, I already deduced the man as a muderer when seeing it.

I'm taking that by every possible meaning, whether online or not.

In which case, that is sad.

I'm sure there are good instances online. My friend played Halo while someone was on his team was playing "Bananas" on the headset. Everyone started singing. Of course, there are always the random online fags...

I've never cared for Star Wars games.

Just like Lord of the Rings.

Nintendo does it to a bunch of their games now. I know Mario Galaxy and Super Paper Mario have it.

And yes, there's just English y Español.

Might be. I dunno. I know it's for 360.

There's very few games which I've 100%'d. I couldn't do it to any of the DKC games, and Mario Sunshine was a bitch to me.

I did finish Mario 64 though. Pointless 99 lives FTW.

Ugh. Your stupidity is annoying.

Try removing the large portions of quotes when quoting, especially if you're going to say very very little.

HIIIIIIIII.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

The previous speech I did was on collecting.

I laughed so hard when this one kid did one of Tom Cruise, and the next one did his on Scientology.

No no, I just thought up this one.

I've seen people play Punch Out!, and then the next day, N*gga stole my bike.

They should ban it.

I've seen people play Halo, and then the next day, they brought guns to school.

I've seen people play Gears of War, and then the next day, curb stomp'd.

I've seen people play Donkey Kong, and then the next day, barrel throwin'.

I've s-... yeah, you know where I'm going with this.

There's still possible trash talk with the custom taunt thing, but that's only with a friendly brawl.

That kinda got annoying in MKDS, racing someone with a ##### for an emblem.

I know, but I like redundancy!

Every post in this page ends/rhymes with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EDIT: I swear to God, don't get technical with Rez's posty.

I wanted to do it for one post. John's a witness. Good 'nuff.

No you tard.

: Mikero   5 March 2008, 02:40:53

It has to come me first, I don't respond to threats!

IT'S A TRAP!

I just quickly changed the avatar for comedic effect.

IT'S A TRAP!

I'm aware of the "making up effects for the God Cards" thing (unless you use the effects in Nightmare Troubadour), but normally I play strictly by the rules.

Upperdeck's technical ruling on why they were forbidden (other than the obvious reasons) was:

• Slifer is an effect monster with no effect.
• Obelisk is a ritual monster with no ritual summoning.
• Ra is a normal 2-tribute monster with no ATK or DEF.

They're good for fun or bragging rights maybe... but considering the price, I'd rather get a PS3.

##### Halo 3, this is Smash Bros.

... But I doubt they'll just order a normal stock of the game with so much hype about it. I wouldn't expect any less from Halo 3 either.

In fact, Halo 3 broke a record.

I will shake my head with disgust against all humanity if Brawl isn't receieved an equal treatment or better.

If it made it to the beginning of this page anyway, I would've intentionally deleted one of mine.

No it doesn't.

Yeah, I was thinking about Brawl after reading that.

Lovin' it.

My teacher called me up five minutes before the bell would ring for my Video Game History speech.

Like hell, I wasn't going to be able to finish it. I made it to talking about the video game crash in 1977, and the bell went off. She said that I'll finish it tommorow.

So far, it's good. At least I hope so. She OK'd my cards so all I have to worry about is keeping a 5-7 minute speech, no uhs or ums, and overall make it pretty interesting.

For some reason, I wow'd the audience when I showed this image when I mentioned computers. I thought it was common knowledge that computers were #####ing huge back then.

I certainly #####ing hope so.

That was my logic. They're gonna order so many, I'll be able to get one...

... I hope I'm right.

Heh heh.
I got it for free, So to my collection it went, to collect dust, like most of my things.

Well, at least it's shiny.

I have a counterfeit Obelisk. It has no value, therfore, it's valuable to me. Only an idiot would be fooled by it, it's so damn obvious.

Also got it for free.

I was gonna say that was Zero with his/her blonde hair and all BUT YOU RUINED IT

... If it's in the car, there's always the trunk monkey...

Lunche said it. Must be true.

... wait, he's being sarcastic.

... THEN THAT MEANS...

Capcom: Guys... we're sorry about MMAC. To make it up to you, we've added a BUNCH of extra content that I'm sure you will enjoy.

Fans: YEAAH!

Inafune: Wait! What's this!?

NO MUSIC.

NO VOICES.

FOX ONLY.

FINAL DESTINATION!

THIS CARD CANNOT BE USED IN A DUEL.

BUT YOU PAID $50 FOR IT.

WHAT THE #####.

God Cards: Made to cash in on children's stupidity.

NO

Before I dressed up as Phoenix Wright for Halloween, apparently, the school made an announcement that anyone wearing a costume, mask, or makeup for Halloween would be suspended.

I went up to the principal HIMSELF and asked if wearing a suit, tie, and hair gel would be alright. He OK'd it.

Halloween mornin'. I get on the bus. Oh, the flying comments I got.

Granted, but you die on March 8th.

I wish for a car.

Oooh, that makes me want to replay the game again.

I've never heard of a sinper joe.

also, what happened to the breakman helmet?

It broke.

My dad did that to my old pics, and I don't know how on my scanner...

Internet.

That's not the only thing you have that's false...

Mommy? What is Godzilla doing?

Me watching a Seinfeld marathon:

I've laughed harder watching Seinfeld.

Likewise.

*slams head on desk from lack of sleep and confusion*

#####. For a second there, I thought there were two WINDs.

Mucho Gracias Edge.

Hell yeah, they've got Donkey Kong and everything. BIG THANKS.

if you can record the sounds.

I can't.

VGmusic.com I think...

Went there years ago. I'm not doing midis.

---

I'm compiling the stuff I'm using for the speech as we speak after hours of research. If there's any SFX that you'd like to contribute, please do so now. I haven't really found any yet.

I'm thinking about starting out somewhere in the beginning saying "So, you say Pong was the first game?"

"OBJECTION!"

And then go on about Spacewars and continue from there.

FUN FACT: When I realized I had Wi-Fi, I played MK DS on the internet. After losing against a bunch of snakers, I thought I was average at the game and wouldn't compare to the Matrician players here.

... later did I recognize I was the only one with a 3-star ranking.

In other words Xero, you could be better than all of us in the game but not know it.

Me too, except I thought the pee scene should've been shorter, or at least stop using the word "piss".

---

WIND is so misunderstood.

The Skittles Touch

It'll probably be longer than that, what with the probability of it being sold out. I don't know that for sure though.

You have quite a big head. But not bad.

I was gonna say that, plus some tiny hands.

Not bad.

You can get it ONE WEEK FROM NAO.

SEVEN. MORE. DAAAAAYS.

If I can go through my old crap, I could probably find all my old Nintendo plushies.