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Johncarllos
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« on: 4 April 2010, 17:49:33 »
Increased post rates are good, in my opinion. This place has been fairly dead, even though I check it like 25 times a day.

Basically, you make a wish, the next poster finds some way to corrupt it and then makes their own wish.

Example:
Person 1: I wish for a T-Rex.
Person 2: Your wish is granted, except he's fossilized.
                I wish for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Person 1, or anyone else can then corrupt that wish.

Ready GO!

I wish for a new computer.
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ASR
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« Reply #1 on: 4 April 2010, 18:24:21 »
I hate this game but whatever.

Your wish is granted, except it's a Commodore 64.
I wish I had the drive and dedication to finish my comic book.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #2 on: 4 April 2010, 18:34:37 »
Granted, but you completely ruin it by listening to your friend's suggestions.
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Majikn
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« Reply #3 on: 4 April 2010, 20:40:03 »
John wishes for a fried chicken leg, but it makes him fat.

I wish for a house with green-tinted windows situated on a plateau in suburban Canada.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #4 on: 4 April 2010, 20:45:39 »
Granted, but the house is on the edge of the plateau and erosion washes it away.

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish in my previous post.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #5 on: 4 April 2010, 23:40:54 »
Granted, but it creates a paradox which destroys everything in the known universe related to or involving you.

I wish the weather would make its mind up.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #6 on: 4 April 2010, 23:53:41 »
Granted, but it decides to form tornadoes and thunderstorms.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #7 on: 5 April 2010, 00:11:38 »
Granted but nothing happens because I couldn't read your wish.

I wish John wouldn't forget to make wishes at the end of his posts.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #8 on: 5 April 2010, 00:25:28 »
Granted, but his wishes all become uncorruptable.

I wish for all my wishes to be able to be corrupted again.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #9 on: 5 April 2010, 00:37:31 »
Granted, but it creates a paradox that creates the exact opposite effect of your other one.

I wish I had a way to burn off my energy.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #10 on: 5 April 2010, 01:18:21 »
Granted but you burn too much of it, causing you to whither into nothing.

I wish I didn't ever have to sleep.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #11 on: 5 April 2010, 01:22:21 »
Granted, but you die of insomnia after 40 days.

I wish for a night with a beautiful woman.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #12 on: 5 April 2010, 02:54:26 »
Granted, but she's married.

I wish these videos would load faster.
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MOX
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« Reply #13 on: 5 April 2010, 04:12:09 »
Granted but you lose all your money from the high speed ISP you have to sign up for.

I wish I had bigger hands.
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Majikn
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« Reply #14 on: 5 April 2010, 04:18:34 »
Granted. Now try masturbating.

I wish to be BEAUTIFUL
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #15 on: 5 April 2010, 04:31:45 »
Granted, but only to big, hairy men.

I wish we didn't have a bunch of extra kids coming in next week.
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ASR
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« Reply #16 on: 5 April 2010, 04:40:10 »
Granted, but then you find out you're pregnant. With velociraptor kids.

I wish I could pee chocolate milk.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #17 on: 5 April 2010, 04:42:17 »
Granted, but it gives you a yeast infection.

I wish I had more Reeces eggs.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #18 on: 5 April 2010, 06:12:35 »
Granted, except Reeces actually got into the egg business and didn;t clean off the chicken poop before sending them out.

I wish to have a Peanut Butter and Chocolate Reeces egg. something I've never had.
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ASR
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« Reply #19 on: 5 April 2010, 13:34:26 »
Granted, but you look like an idiot for saying "Reeces" instead of "Reese's."

I wish for a pink pony.
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« Reply #20 on: 5 April 2010, 15:07:02 »
Granted, but it dies of psoriasis.

I wish for football.
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« Reply #21 on: 5 April 2010, 15:43:49 »
Granted, but the ball has poison spikes all over the ball.

I wish to ride in a UFO.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #22 on: 5 April 2010, 22:00:15 »
Granted, but you're anally probed by curious aliens.

I wish I could afford a roadtrip.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #23 on: 5 April 2010, 22:23:10 »
Granted, but the road is a dead end.

I wish for summer.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #24 on: 6 April 2010, 02:17:50 »
Granted, but she's ugly.

I wish chocolate didn't cause diabeetus.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #25 on: 6 April 2010, 03:01:20 »
Granted, now it causes mad cow disease instead. Yay for Prions!

I wish that sunflower seeds didn't make my mouth hurt.
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« Reply #26 on: 6 April 2010, 04:20:52 »
Granted, now it rottens your mouth.

I wish for a violent free world.
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Majikn
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« Reply #27 on: 6 April 2010, 04:58:01 »
Granted. The herbivore population skyrockets. Disease is erased. Birth defects in all creation. A lot of animals fail to initiate sexual intercourse. Plant life goes extinct. Everyone eventually dies of starvation or suffocation or several other complications of no violence that I haven't thought of.

I wish to be a great writer.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #28 on: 6 April 2010, 05:31:37 »
Granted, but you only write Twilight fan fictions.

I wish for a 100 Reece's cups stuff in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in pizza, stuffed in a pig, roasted, coated in chocolate and jimmies and then deep fried, covered in ice cream, frozen solid, covered in more chocolate and hand delivered to me by 10 beautiful women who then have a naked party with me.
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Majikn
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« Reply #29 on: 6 April 2010, 05:35:01 »
[Hey, if I can make Twilight GOOD...]

Every single woman is psychotically in love with you and none of them want to share you.

I wish the next Spider-Man movie will be awesome in all the right ways.
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ASR
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« Reply #30 on: 6 April 2010, 05:45:41 »
OKAY HOLD UP PAUSE THE GAME

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING "REECE'S"

ARE YOU ALL JUST #####ING WITH ME
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #31 on: 6 April 2010, 06:53:43 »
Reese's*
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ASR
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« Reply #32 on: 6 April 2010, 07:02:26 »
goddamn was that so hard
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #33 on: 8 April 2010, 00:26:00 »
@Majikn

Sure, it happens, but it kick-starts the apocalypse.

I wish that not eating enough didn't make me throw up.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #34 on: 8 April 2010, 00:31:56 »
Granted, now eating anything makes you throw up.

I wish for there not to be a thunderstorm tonight so I play ultimate Frisbee.
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« Reply #35 on: 8 April 2010, 00:56:15 »
Granted, but the Frisbee has its razor sharp edges.

I wish to get a unicorn XD.
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« Reply #36 on: 8 April 2010, 01:46:49 »
The unicorn XD is a flawed Americraft imitation of the original fabled creature.

I wish for the apocalypse to not happen.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #37 on: 8 April 2010, 02:20:43 »
Granted, there is no apocalypse, the world just very slowly deteriorates.

I wish I was in the shower.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #38 on: 8 April 2010, 02:44:27 »
(John, that's not much of an answered Wish because it's already happening!)

Granted, but you still smell like BO no matter what.

I wish I didn't drink tequila...
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #39 on: 8 April 2010, 03:02:14 »
Granted, now you just eat the worms.

I wish for Bolt (from the movie) to be my pet dog.
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« Reply #40 on: 8 April 2010, 08:14:58 »
Granted, but its an action figure whom you cant even play with.

I wish gas was 1.99$ per gallon.
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« Reply #41 on: 8 April 2010, 09:13:10 »
Granted, but the gallon is the new term for the fluid ounce.

I wish for 'Mer'ca ta be bettur.
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« Reply #42 on: 8 April 2010, 14:44:15 »
Granted, but it comes with shriveled up french fries.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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« Reply #43 on: 8 April 2010, 16:38:03 »
Graanted, now the zombie fish wants to kill you.

I wish mornings lasted longer.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #44 on: 11 April 2010, 11:46:15 »
Granted, but they're all terrible.

I wish my shoe didn't have blood in it.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #45 on: 11 April 2010, 19:25:39 »
Granted, no you have no shoe, and you have to wear a dismatching pair because you are one shoe short.

I wish I posted more :/
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« Reply #46 on: 11 April 2010, 19:41:00 »
Granted, but you get flagged for spaming and banned.

I wish for Mega Man X9 for all 3 gaming systems. 
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #47 on: 11 April 2010, 20:39:08 »
I reported Sluggo.

Granted, but it's better than any of us could have imagined.

I wish for X9 to be released this year.
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Fatso
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« Reply #48 on: 11 April 2010, 21:50:38 »
Granted, but the only characters available are Axl and Zero-series Zero.

EDIT: WISH WISH WISH DURR

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make my wish at first.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #49 on: 11 April 2010, 22:52:24 »
Granted, you instead wished that a random homosexual clown to tie you to a chair and to give you a lap dance, which is now granted.

I wish that I had more Harvey's Onion Rings...
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