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Edgecrusher
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« on: 1 July 2009, 00:03:58 »
I assume most of you are familiar with the nut-jobs at the Westboro Baptist Church and their protests. Well, we chased them off the UW Madison campus in 2008, and we're looking to do the same later this week. They'll be in the Twin Cities this Thursday to protest who-ever it is they hate these days (I think it's the Jews and their tolerance of homosexuality) and I'm trying to think of placard slogans for our Anti-protest across the street.

Suggestions are both welcomed and appreciated.

Current ideas:

"God thinks I'm sexy"
"God loves Freddie Mercury"
"A God preaching intolerance is a God worth ignoring"
"Hate is the only true evil"
So on, so forth
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« Reply #1 on: 1 July 2009, 00:31:21 »
: Edgecrusher   1 July 2009, 00:03:58
"God loves Freddie Mercury"

I don't think we can top this.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #2 on: 1 July 2009, 00:35:00 »
Those are all good.
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #3 on: 1 July 2009, 07:10:37 »
How about humoring me and throwing ideas out there anyway?

I don't have much time left, and a good placard takes time to make.
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« Reply #4 on: 1 July 2009, 15:45:15 »
: ASR   1 July 2009, 00:31:21
: Edgecrusher   1 July 2009, 00:03:58
"God loves Freddie Mercury"

I don't think we can top this.

I'm trying as hard as I can and can't think of anything even slightly clever.
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« Reply #5 on: 1 July 2009, 17:43:28 »
God is gay for Spider-man!

Nah, the Freddy one is the best.

That's one thing me and God agree on!
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« Reply #6 on: 1 July 2009, 18:43:03 »
I'd use a slogan generator for something like this. But the ones you have are great.
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #7 on: 1 July 2009, 20:11:42 »
I have a friend who'll be bringing one that will read

"All Your Gay Are Belong To God"
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« Reply #8 on: 1 July 2009, 21:42:15 »
loooooooooool. That one is good.
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« Reply #9 on: 1 July 2009, 23:09:02 »
"Fred Phelps Looks Gay in a Cowboy Hat"
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« Reply #10 on: 1 July 2009, 23:18:41 »
"Brokeback Mountain Wasn't Even That Good"

"God Touched Adam's ##### When He Made It"
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #11 on: 1 July 2009, 23:21:26 »
"If God didn't want you to have anal sex, he wouldn't have put your prostate up there."

Thanks guys, these are golden. Keep em coming!
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #12 on: 1 July 2009, 23:24:24 »
"Fred Phelps is Gay for God."

I #####ing hate those guys.
Also, how about something about George Carlin?
#####in' Phelps made fun of him after he died.
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« Reply #13 on: 1 July 2009, 23:30:13 »
"Lesbians Are Awesome. That Is All."

"A World Without Girl-on-Girl Is A Godless World"
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« Reply #14 on: 2 July 2009, 02:53:13 »
Damn.
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« Reply #15 on: 2 July 2009, 04:34:55 »
"It isn't gay if you hold a protest afterwards."

Edit: You know what? Edge, for maximum lulz, have this blaring from someone's car stereo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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« Reply #16 on: 2 July 2009, 04:39:02 »
"Methinks The Ladies Doth Protest Too Much"

I HAVE A WINNER
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Mikero
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« Reply #17 on: 4 July 2009, 01:36:13 »
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#####atash.

I thought this thread was about Captain Jean-Luc Picard slogans. Like, we'd be listing our favourite Picard quotes. I don't really know what I'd put down, I guess "The line must be drawn heyah!" or the one he pulled out of Moby Dick but still, that could have been fun.

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: Abominator   1 July 2009, 17:43:28
God is gay for Spider-man!

Change it "God is SO gay for Spider-Man!" and you've really got a winner. Or a weiner.

Either way the gay guys like both.


OR off the top of my head, something like "I want God in me..."
You see what I'm getting at. I'm sure if we thought about it more it could work out.
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Majikn
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« Reply #18 on: 4 July 2009, 01:46:52 »
"I can feel God inside me" seems to work well enough.

Which reminds me of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWwnPqInLBA
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