The MBoard

Go play it.

I assure you, we all have.

Sonic was good, now Sonic is not so good.

So, I used to play it, but now I don't play it.

Sonic is better than Sonic is better, though.

Can I ban it Abe!  PLEASE CAN I!?  CAN I CAN I CANI!?

LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR ONCE, XERO.

What a compelling argument...

I'm pretty sure that Megaman is working with a far superior ratio of good games vs. #####ty ones.

Besides, I don't think they've actually made a good Sonic game since Sonic & Knuckles.

The ones on the GBA are passable, but all you really do is hold right and jump now and again.

Can I ban it Abe!  PLEASE CAN I!?  CAN I CAN I CANI!?

Might as well see if it does anything funny...

I doubt that though.

This topic contributes to MMM greatly.

Let's see.
On one hand we have maybe four or five good games starring furries.

On the other hand we have over ten good games starring a super fightan robot man with a gun for an arm.

This is not a difficult decision to make.

Go play it.

Your mom is better and I played her like a fiddle.

Oh Speed, you're so silly!

If I had the option of playing any game out of all of Megaman and Sonic games, I'd play X3 (I haven't played it in a while).

Let's see.
On one hand we have maybe four or five good games starring furries.

On the other hand we have over ten good games starring a super fightan robot man with a gun for an arm.

This is not a difficult decision to make.

I love Super Fightan Robot Man With A Gun For Arm!

It's the best vidyagame ever!

It's so super!

This is like, the worst troll topic I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen quite a fair amount of troll topics in my life.

It's just... so bad.

Lunche's picture makes this topic a lot better, however.

Fail troll is fail.

I wish this thread was funny.

Fail troll is fail.

Uhf. You need new material.

Yeah, that kind of patter is as bad as "pwn".

(not "as bad as can")

but sonic is fast he is better!!  :'(

but sonic is fast he is better!!  :'(

Can he outrun a bullet?

Why don't we find out?

*cha-chuk*

Sonic can't outrun the Time Stopper.
Much less the Acid Rain or, I shudder to think, Astro Crush.

Screw that. Fire Storm.

MMM SMELL THAT CRITTER BURRRRRRN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!!

Uh... you can just jump over the fire storm. At least the ones Chron listed are unavoidable.

What're you anti-BBQ? Go ##### yourself man.

No, I'm not an ant. :(

I SAID ANTI I DID NOT EDIT MY POST ;;>.>

But yeah, Sonic is crap. The games nowadays don't even require thought, you just hold right on the D-Pad and press another button from time to time. Sometimes you may even get some retarded boost thing, then you can press 2 buttons at the same time! What will happen? Barely anything.

SONIC = #####

SA2 is the good stuff though, can't complain when thats on the table.

SA2 is total ass in comparison to the first one.

I agree with Mike. SA2 was good, but the first was far superior.

EWNO. SA1 was crap to me, especially since my disc was scratched up and could barely play. I didn't like how you'd have to travel all around the world to go to one level. I liked the simple stage select in SA2.

If your disc was busted that's probably your own. SA's story rocked the ##### out of SA2's contrived Shadow garbage. And I like sandbox/overworlds.

Without a doubt it the story was better. The whole idea of an evil black Sonic was too cliche, and especially when we found out that Shadow was banging Eggman's daughter or something! DAMN FURRIES TAKIN' OUR WOMEN

But for me, the gameplay was outstandingly better, fun and more memorable. I enjoyed some of the music in SA2 more than SA1 too.. but not by much..

There are no Sonic games on any console after the Genesis.

This is an absolute truth.
Denying it will result in angering the gods.

*moon's the god's*

*fires one bullet through Wind's head for every misplaced apostrophe*

*if you're keeping score at home, that's two*

*does'nt care*

Neither of you have capitalized the starts of your sentences either, or punctuated the endings.

...



Yes it DOES count!

No it doesn't.
I have a gun.

No, you just have your hand in your jacket pocket to make it seem like you have a gun. Idiot.

I think he's just happy to see you.

If you hadn't said that, I probably would've.

Damn. Now I'm exposed and excited.

nintendo beats sega:Mario is better. end of story! :D

-_- Could a fat plumber dodge a bullet if a ####ed up hedgehog can't. I doubt it. Even with the super shrooms.

-_- Could a fat plumber dodge a bullet if a ####ed up hedgehog can't. I doubt it. Even with the super shrooms.

Dude.

Mario can not only DODGE bullets, but jumps on tops of them and STOPS them in their tracks!

Also, he can punch a bullet.

XD

I forgot, drat. You got me this time Lunche >.>

Plus he does that to bullets that can actually punch BACK! Anyone can beat up normal bullets once their dodged, but Bullet Bills have big muscley arms and sharp chompers.

And ANGRY EYES.

Not only eyes ASR, but a grin as well. With sharp teeth.

I already said that!

Why not say it again?

...

You win this round, Gadget.

I started watching that show when they aired it on Nick for a short while, and then forgot about it entirely.

Lucky you.

One time I also watched another cartoon and forgot about it but remembered it later.

Dude.

Mario can not only DODGE bullets, but jumps on tops of them and STOPS them in their tracks!

Also, he can punch a bullet.

Not to mention his cape that can reflect nearly everything.

That said, he doesn't really have a PhD.

I think that's established, since he only knows how cure you of only three types of viruses. The man shoves random drugs down your throat. He doesn't look to see what it is, he just throws it in.

And the viruses just keep coming, more and more of them!

Every time he cures you, you have to go back because suddenly there's more than there were before!

It's as if... no. Conspiracy?

Guys, it's a bottle, not the human body.
Obviously this is what Dr. Mario does when he's not golfing.

Play around with strange bacterial cultures that more than likely make you barf rainbows.

But...
... well, I can't say anything without the classic Rez signature coming to mind.

Exactly. That was why I said he doesn't really have a PhD. I didn't want to copy the signature directly.

And it doesn't even look like a body. How can people NOT think it's a bottle?

When I say I don't believe in ghosts, many people say it's because I lack imagination.
I usually say it's because I'm not a moron.

I don't believe in ghosts or zombies or any of that ##### but don't get me wrong, if someone proves that they're real, I'll be the happiest guy around.

Except vampires. Vampires are stupid. I don't like those.

Vampires are great, you're a pooface and I don't believe in MICHIGANIANS!

Now you too can own a statue of Sonic picking his nose:

http://uk.comics.ign.com/articles/895/895412p1.html

...for 100 bucks...!

Not worth $100 to me, but I want that.

It almost looks cool, pity about the nosepicking bit.
MegaMan needs something quality like that.

He does, sorta. Except it's not in full color. They had a statue of him on sale at Capcom's Japan site, not sure how much it was.

Thats my favorite style of Sonic, looks like the one from the STH movie. I don't like the new look of Sonic for SA and Unleashed. And the one from the first 3 games is lacking something, probably that shiny shoe buckle!

100 bucks is NO GOOD.

I see what you did there.

I like the old Classic Sonic and the Sonic Adventure Sonic.

I don't like Sonic Heroes Sonic.

I don't like Sonic Heroes.

I don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly 'round here.

I've started warming up to post-Genesis Sonic games, but they're still far from equal to the awesomeness that was the era of the Genesis.

I just ate dinner at the Sonic restaurant by me. It was really good, they have the best onion rings ever.

I lol'd

YOU WIN ANNIE

YOU #####ING WIN!

Annie?

Aw. I like that.

When I'm not subconsciously thinking "raggedy redhead", it is a nice name.

Raggedy goes with Anne, not Annie!

Annie is one of the few girl names that end in the "ee" sound that I like. Far better than Anne ("... her?"), Ann, or Annabelle or whatever.

Although Anne of Greengables is cool.

Egg is better than Anne.

Annie?

Aw. I like that.

Thanks!  >.<

No prob!

Egg is better than Anne.

... her?

Anne (... her?) was shaped like an egg.

I just ate dinner at the Sonic restaurant by me. It was really good, they have the best onion rings ever.

Their corndogs are pretty awesome.

I haven't had a corndog since I was ASR's size and I definitely don't plan to ever have one again.

There's something inherently awkward about being referred to as ASR when talking about my actual physical appearance, haha.

ASR, Alex, whatever.

After about 15 years of saying "No, not Alex, it's Alec, with a C", I finally gave up and let people make their mistake now.

WHATEVER.

He used to be awesome... Just like a whole lot of classic characters... Now I get irrationally mad whenever someone mentions "Sonic". I can't even eat at Sonics because of this...

Too bad. I heard their service is fast.

OHOHO HO!

I have never eaten at Sonic, due to the fact that I have just never been inside the establishment.

Too bad. I heard their service is fast.

OHOHO HO!

There's no Sonic's in Canada.

...Unless you're not telling me something.

I have never eaten at Sonic, due to the fact that I have just never been inside the establishment.

You don't go in.
You sit outside in your car, order of the menu, try not to talk about the slow service so you get all of your food intact because they can hear everything you say, and a waitress brings you your chili dog.

Ordering anything other than a chili dog at Sonic's is like asking for indigestion.

Oh, and the milk shakes are pretty OK, but Hardee's is better.


... it's also possible to sit in the picnic area most Sonics have, but it really not worth it since the benches are like bee magnets.

I actually ate at Sonic the other day. Their burgers are pretty awesome, but their slushies are their best point. Onion rings weren't half bad either.

Hardee's is better.

I think you mean Carl's Jr.

Hardee's is better.

No, Sonic is better, read the damn title. Goddamn.

The funny thing about me not having ever eaten at a Sonic is that I have eaten at a place called Mario's.

Theres a place in downtown Toronto called Mario Bros. It's a pool-house bar.

And Spokane has a deli named Piccolo's.

There's a couple salad and sandwich places downtown I frequent (depending on which job I'm at, I have to go one of the two locations) called Gooney's. Although I pretend they meant Goonies, which they might've.

: Mikero  23 September 2008, 22:26:32

Too bad. I heard their service is fast.

OHOHO HO!

There's no Sonic's in Canada.

...Unless you're not telling me something.

What?
No I wasn't talking to you or about Canada or Ottawa or anything...

Further aid for the not-really-paying-attention-right-now: remember what the topic was originally 'about'.

Oh, right.

Sonic hasn't been good since S3&K.

There's always the two Sonic Adventures.

... but yeah, basically that's all it boils down to.

The one for the wii isn't that bad, but almost every other game sucks.

There's more than one for the Wii...

And "almost every other game sucks" is quite the stretch since a lot of them are actually great, just not so much recently.

I need to know which one he's talking about though.

Because the Genesis and Adventure games were good, but if he means the Secret Rings then yeah, I'd rather play Sonic Heroes than that garbage.

Sonic Heroes was pretty bad too though.

However, the worst one is Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis for the GBA. Absolutely horrifying.

Weren't all the ones for GBA bad?

Sonic Advance was pretty fun. Only portable Sonic game I had.

Can't say about the others.

The first was pretty good, second and third sucked.

I only had the first one, and it was alright.

I think I once tried Sonic Advance 2. It had ALOT of cheap death pits. It was crap. Maybe it was 3. I dunno. I don't care enough to find out anymore.

I played a bit of a Sonic Advance once. Pretty sure it was the first one.
Unimpressed. Especially with Knuckles.

I didn't like any of them.
The level design just didn't feel Sonic enough, and I thought the control was a little sloppy.

Control is what completely blew it for me. I didn't have to time to notice anything other than that I turned it off so fast.

Sonic is th bomb! Even from 1991 to now he is still a fav!

I wonder if you think that image is cool.

I'm pretty sure he thinks that's how we have avatars, you know, uploading images every post.