For an Indiana Jones, to me, it did just fine.

I think I laughed the most at February 24th's.

I smiled a bit at the fourth and seventh pictures.

The fourth because... LOOK AT HER FACE. SHE'S VERY COMFORTABLE.

But... how do you eat that?

I have no idea what kind of weapon that is.

Looks like a razor with an extensively large handle.

I remember Edge mentioning his selling of a load of DVDs to buy her a ring.

That may sound stalkerish but I just have a really freaky memory.

And, I suppose, I was making a mental note... being the kind of guy who never gets rid of anything.

I looked at that picture.

And then I said "dude" in exclamation three times.

HEY, IF YOU EVER NEED A TALENT AGENT- [laughtrack]

I'm currently writing a parody of "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe, on the subject of #####ING SNOW IN OCTOBER. Started writing it today, and man, this kind of structured rhyme is crazy. I like the practice though. And I love that poem.

#####, I misspelled aberration.
That makes me angry, because I love that word.

I love that you rhyme the word "tardation"

Though shame on you for spittin' writtens.

I wanted to sound smart, haha.

As for spittin' writtens, I doubt I'll ever be late, and if I am, I'll actually see if I can do something on the spot, or at least take the time to think of something just before I arrive. So you know, I'll actually try. But I probably won't come up with anything, so I got backup.

I'm VERY introverted so I'd probably have a nervous breakdown before and/or after no matter what I do, not that it justifies. But I'll probably just tell everyone it was written beforehand and they won't care.

I disliked him at first because of his name, to be honest. Then, you know, I grew up.

I JUST saw that show Saturday.

And then I couldn't believe I watched it all the way through.

MY TOE HAD TRAUMATIZATION
PROVOKING ITS DISLOCATION
AND I SCREAM TO ALL THE NATION
"I NEED HOSPITALIZATION"

... Do you know what bipolar is?

HAAAAAA. Awesome.

Kind of freaky that only five percent of the doorway was actually the floor.

What I like about The Boondock Saints is the movie's intro song.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1TezgCpPuys
#####in' riverdance to that #####.

I had a chance to get X3 but really, I didn't even want it.

I would have paid 25 bucks if I did.

There are Matriarch Butterflies now?

I put in an empty ballet.

'CAUSE I'M SILLY.

EDIT: Ballot. Ballot.

Yeah I love that dish.

The bowl just magically appears like that?

I just don't watch the commercials. There's a familiar sound that always plays before the show comes back on, and I just make sure I can come back on short notice.

I just finished reading Watchmen and I was GIVING myself short breaks from it.

These are actually about being late for work. On Fridays and Saturdays we have a meeting on arrival, and it was decided recently that those who are not reasonably on time must freestyle rap (during the meeting) why they are late.

Well, ##### freestyle. These're nothing special but they'll get it over with fast enough.

LATE EXCUSES
---
The reason why I'm late
Gives naught to demonstrate
But maybe I can orate
That it was all just fate

I needed entry to the room
Where your bowels seem to boom
And even though I swiped on time
It called for what I pass for rhyme

My sleep is in a setting
That deserves some regretting
And it's due this abberation
The reason of my tardation

I was promised a ride
So I relaxed and sighed
But then the driver lied
So I ran desperately and cried

... Any other ideas?

STOP SAYING DECENT INSTEAD OF DESCENT. IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS.

But yeah that's coo'.

Orange Devil is made of diahrrea.

*whispers* That must be why he's so pale...

Kick his ass, Snare.

I wasn't suggesting otherwise.

I don't know... sometimes it kind of beats getting up and getting all the stuff ready to play it if you want to stay at the computer for some reason (conversation). Or maybe it gets you back into the game so you can play it again. I've never really seen anything like this before, the voices are grating on my nerves but I have a headache so that might be it. So... eh. It's a fairly neat idea. If not neat, convenient.

Like, I immediately went to check out Link's Awakening when realizing that people actually do this stuff on YouTube because my original copy of the game is glitched to hell, the the GBC version is I-don't-know-where, and I'm certainly not playing it without my thumbs on the buttons, if you know what I mean. So at least I can experience it second-hand.

That DOES prove it.

(Just kidding man, I don't really care)

I think he was already done before this happened.

Five dead newborns now.

My hair can strangle five newborns.

"The warmest heart I've found,
I lower into the ground."
^ because it rhymes.

I don't plan on owning a pet ever again.

Yeah, I had actually thought better of getting it, and then my brother got it for me and I was like "... Oh. Thanks."

And then I beat the first guy and stopped.

*reads*

This is the most unfunny webcomic I've ever seen, minus maybe three exceptions.

Goddamn.

I usually pour the milk in first.

*starts looking up the script*

Ugh, I keep getting ##### for "how to keep the window active"
I don't want to make an annoying pop-up ad, damnit!

You'd think they would just have a "window.active" thing or something like that.

EDIT: Might this help?
http://forums.microsoft.com/MSDN/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=568178&SiteID=1

That song is seriously epic. But I grew tired of it.

Okay... number beating staple. That's the only vague one now.

Here I was thinking Number Man and Goal Man could both beat Paint Man, technically... I was thinking of paint chips peeling off every single goal post I've ever seen, and paint by numbers.

But yeah, I know the goal posts aren't the actual thing ruining the paint.

You could just make it so that the sounds don't play when the window is active.

The last set wasn't in any particular order.

Seriously?! I thought I had it all figured out.

Was there an order for beating them? Or am I just thinking too hard?

This thread is a consistent flow of "ooh"s and "ahh"s.

And I love it.

FINALLY, ART I CAN APPRECIATE.

But I also love the robot masters themselves. The only thing I'm confused about is how Staple beats Sniper, but everything else makes sense to me and that's awesome.

My eye always twitches when I see that kind of attempt at giving the screen an "old film through the projector" look. Just how fake it is.

Abort.

It'll never happen again.

Anyway I really liked those Short Circuit things, for some reason. But they always ended early because I guess they were just filler on YTV and they cut off when a commercial or show needed to start.

Maybe they intrigued me because they kept freaking cutting off and I rarely got to find out what actually happened.

Well damnit I can't creep out EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME.

Jesus Christ, I'm trying.

You could've just called them poseur hippies and saved yourself the explanation.

You know, I never looked at one picture of Neil Patrick Harris and then a picture of David Anders, like, close enough in time to each other for me to realize they're different people, but I was always like "I think he's Neil Patrick Harris, but I'm not sure. He seems different somehow." And I never really outright said it was Neil Patrick Harris because of that confusion.

Now that I know the name, I just looked up pictures and AH! AH! AH! AH!

Of course after watching Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog I'd probably tell the difference in a heartbeat but I haven't looked at the guy since Heroes 2 ended, so I still didn't realize.

You gotta admit, some pictures make them look really similar.

VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Someone has a man-crush.

And that's allllriiiiiigh'

I don't even know what those lines are supposed to mean, and what exactly they're connecting to, but oooookay.

Maybe there's a simpler way to do it that the person just didn't see.

Maggot beats devil.

I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

Vinch, I wasn't sure you were adding to what I said or deliberately not acknowledging that I made a post, but guessed the latter and I treated it like the former in irony.

Figured it had something to with your anguish caused by ASR's recent devilry.