I know, Rez. I was just hop-err thinking that you'd like to expand your pool of abusees. Also I'll point out that a concerto is not a genre or a style but rather describes a piece of music written to showcase a (or a few) particular instrument or instruments with the orchestra being more for accent.

I'm running out of watercolor paper. Here's a rough sketch of Munitions Mallard. Various compartments open up on his body to reveal an assortment of guns and cannons. His neck is retractable. The two quickly scribbled on cannons on his back are named Giggles and Guffaw.

Could be cartoonier. But he sports a robot bowtie and has attire based on renaissance bardal period attire to drive home his lamosity.

In all seriousness I wouldn't mind making a series of bots based on musical genres/styles. Polka, Baroque, Trip, Dubs, Pop, Glam... Again it's easy to create neat designs for each. Polka has Accordi-Arms.

And Rez, you might enjoy gardening. You get to govern a plot of land and basically decide who gets to live and who must perish. You have total control over these anchored lifeforms, forced to live because a man willed them to. They are to serve by being useful or looking good... And as soon as they can no longer perform those tasks... They are culled. Therapeutic.

I like to garden because the colors are pretty.

I can't tell if you're facetious or not but voles are real creatures. Just like snot flowers and gibbons.

Vapor(wave) Vole?

A harvestman (I'm an ass and refer to them as opiliones) maverick would be awesome. Their bodies are fused a degree  further than spiders in that they are basically just spheres with legs.

Anyway, I have very rough sketches for Isopod and Mallard (love that idea) so far.

Sachs would totally have that higher pitched Bostonian mobster voice. "EEEEY I'M TRYNNA WOIK HEERE!!". Sachs is also a robot sack of money.

Ignis Isopoda should actually be an actual maverick. I'm surprised there isn't an isopod maverick already seeing as how the Japanese generally and genuinely love their isopods.

Also I didn't realise you were a fellow ento. *reveals tattoos on knuckles that read: "SGUB ELUR"* inked em myself. I would imagine a hedonistic hemipteran to be a big lazy cicada, ties in with that Aesop fable. Although scale bugs are pretty hedonistic seeing as how once settled (the females) never move.

Other hemipteran maverick ideas:
-Sonic Cicada (I'm sure this has been done)
-Glide Strider
-Genesis Aphid (the females give birth to genetically identical clones of themselves. Parthenogenesis, man)
-Reap Waterscorp
-Caustic Stinkbug

Anyway I'm gonna start hitting the sketchpad and hopefully finish some.

Reposting because there's a new one.
Lotus Sasquatch will force you to open your chakras or he'll do it himself. With arms.

Oh, why thank you. I started painting recently. I hope to get good so I can... Well I don't actually know but right now I'm just taking things really slowly and just painting.

I can definitely work with Lotus Sasquatch, the general design came to mind quickly.

I'm totally designing Eldritch Elephant. I can make this work.

Edit: design is mostly thought of. Later on I'll draw out a completed design and paint it.

Thankfully there's already plenty of inspiration for eldritch elephants out there! Mostly thanks to Dali....

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Eldritch Elephant. This big pink pachiderm showed out of nowhere. Apparently classified as an extra-planar aberration, he causes everyone to subtract 6 points from all saving dice throws. Whatever that means?

It just feels like I spend a disproportionate amount of time in the tent than the others and I just think it would be fair if maybe I had someone come with for emotional support?

It takes a lot from the soul (and flesh) going to the maul tent alone.

Righto, just as it says. Suggest a random robot master or maverick. Be as logical or as stupid as you wish. Ideas? I dunno. Gold Man, Spiral Man, Pasta Woman, Titan Gnat, Molten Mandrake, Pasta Bear. It's easy!

Anyone who wants to should join in and draw too.

Here's Gold Man. His extensive use of business jargon will have his associates as malleable as his namesake. He shoots giant coins from the slot on his left arm thinger.  

look i didnt say it had to be good ok?

At this point it's intentional. People love watching trainwrecks.

Why? You kept pouring me glass after glass of it earlierbuhuh huh *gurp*

anyone else feel like theres a small clown inside of you making balloon animals out of your organs?



oh i think one of them popped

so THAT's what gastric acid feels like when it fills your body cavity!

Holy #####, Nova, I read what you said earlier and thought to myself "Now why would anyone ever censor a bassline?" until I saw the picture.

I thought the same thing! I was like "why or how does one censor a bass line? Maybe it's tri-tonal in nature and is thus considered satanic?"

I'll confess I have not played X7. I've seen footage. I respect my babies too much. I've aired my grievances over 3D-style-2D sidescrollers (Little Big Planet exempt; uses the dimensions of breadth wisely and purposefully).

You can't fix that short of a complete rehaul. That's why they pretend it doesn't exist back in Capcomland. When pressed, the employees' expression flattens and they bellow "Megaman X WHAT?!" before their countenance softens and they politely follow with "sorry, we didn't quite hear you!"

Further questioning is always met with silence.

Exactly.

The fact that there's this false sense of breadth added to something that's meant to be 2D just looks meh and messes with my already poor spacial skills.

Okay, I'm sad Beat Man isn't canon because that's just genius. He's two kinds of beat boxer: a vocal percussionist AND a sonic pugilist.

I am really interested in any other robot master concepts you have. Sadly I can't test out the game or contribute in a meaningful way as I only have an Android tablet at my disposal, otherwise I'd be down to help out with tiles, enemies, etc

Then take the hint/bribe and eat your damn slimy okra you crazy old coot.

*waving fork to a visibly nonplussed Rez* Now be good and open wide for the airplane! No? Too recent for ya? Open wide for the biplane! Hm? The Wright Flyer? Still no? How about for the nice non-rigid dirigible? No Hindenburg 'splosions for you.

...

Da Vinci's weird conceptual Ornithopter?

(Abe better see this thread. He must reap the crops he has sown.)

I don't know? I thought you might be interested in more daily mucilage. An extra pound of mucilage a day keeps the medical practitioners at bay AND promotes a healthy, shiny coat.

Of course not.

Oh look, someone left a big plate of delicious okra. I'm just going to step out into the potting shed to freshen up...

*like a character from Casper the Friendly Ghost upon realising Casper is a ghost*

R-R-RE-REPLOID?!

If I go then Mike has to go too!

pleeease with peas and carrots on top?

I mean, considering that he thought the Mega Man Zero series was a good idea probably should've tipped us off. That plus his weird need to make sidescrollers in 3D like Mega Man Powered Up and Maverick Hunter X.

Hell, Mega Man 9 was even going to be 3D at one point.

Right, I forgot he considered MMZ to be his magnum opus.

Also why the 3D? I would like to know the logic behind that. 2D sprite based games have proven themselves to be highly lucrative*. It's like they are stuck in the PS2 era of thinking.

3D sidescrollers always feel clunky. And your character is always massive.

*I really should use my spriting skills and ideas for games. Snare needs to get paid.

 WS, you made me giggle.

So is it safe to say that Inafune isn't all that great at this whole game thing?

Love that man's designs at least.

Just be happy this isn't tumblr because Rez totally said the R word.

Actually just be happy this isn't tumblr.

Mauling tent.... Wow, Nibbles is getting up on there in age.

Enjoy your gumming, Mike.

The two are not mutually exclusive. She's moe in the animu sense but also like Moe in the Szyslak sense.

For herself. Independent woman. Stains her own hands with the blood of the slain.

I hate it when plant means building. Yeah yeah I know they share the same origin, planta, which means foot for some reason. So many times I got my hopes up at the prospect of a power plant being some sort of herb that bestows limitless strength upon those who are worthy (which so far is just me)

Proto, or Proctoman in that case, would probably earn really good, honest money. It ain't clean work, some say it even stinks. Let's hope this robot never becomes repurposed for evil.

Thats been a plot in like every mega man series... Or at least some variant of.

Roll's role would roll roles if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

He wouldn't be such a pissant

Do you know how much thought Wily and his bots put into their lairs? In the year 199X it is a MAJOR faux pas to directly visit someone before successfully traversing their personalized death-gauntlet. Don't be rude.

Yeah they're just regular hard hats. Come on this is basic biology, WW!

This whole ordeal leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Like that gross bitter taste of pills pleh. Goddamn it Inafune.

 

He'd have to be awfully rich because spikes (at the time this post was made) are quite expensive. Remember that death spikes have a tip so fine they can cleft electrons from their atoms

Render a man's flesh to bubbles in a millisecond they do

A sourless Rez is still plenty salty and bitter.

*dramatic bugs bunny kiss* *flees*

Novaman, seriously. Basic canon. Mega Man doesn't fight in his own dang house. That's where his things are, like his helmet and Dr. light.

Rezinald. You be nice now, you hear me? You catch more flies with honey than you do with that sour attitude.

Sigh

Look just use your eyes to interpret these groupings of glyphs which are called words into meaningful information.

Rez, the topic contains the word MATURE..... I am not responsible for the loss of your innoncence... Kid

Novaman i know you said you cannot read but that does not mean THAT YOU ARE BLIND. Its written like RIGHT there not to post unless youve read the joke which you did not.

*megaman finishes torching the hell out of plant man who is burnt, sizzling and robo-dead)
megaman: oh yeah thats how i like my weeds, i like them smoked.

Protoman: PPFFFTTT HAAHahahHahahaha do u even no what u JUST said???

Reply if you "got it" don't reply if you haven't read it yet

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Should i report this to the mods its a bit risqué

Abe?

Vinch, I can empathize with how you're feeling. Feel free to message me if you need someone to talk things over with.

Also if you move back there will be three Michaels from Megaman Matrix living in Ottawa.

: Mikero  12 May 2013, 23:16:19

I got an MMX cart at Ottawa ComicCon yesterday, so I'm in a good mood.

What? Aww man! I was there that day too!

They had two!
The one I didn't get had the sticker ripped, right at the "MEGAMAN X" part, too. The plastic was less yellowed though.

It would've been cool to finally see you in person too!
Edit: And/or marry you. (read the rest later)
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Oh heavens, I don't care about the game, silly. We just should've bumped into eachother etc.

Foreshadowed love is the most romantic kind! But it could never be... Intertaxonomickingdom marriages are frowned upon. Damn society!

I got an MMX cart at Ottawa ComicCon yesterday, so I'm in a good mood.

What? Aww man! I was there that day too!

Abe! No! Don't do it!

...

Actually yes do it. It'll be like looking at old baby pictures. Very very ugly babies.

I think it would be wise not to dredge up any demons from our past. Let this be my warning to all of you.

(I'm trying to be the cool guy now because we don't really have one)

Aww gee whiz! How come HE gets it?

Oh my! Welcome back, Flashman! Here's a commemorative bowl of raw meat.

Their he goes again.

I feel sad now

You knew exactly what you were in for the moment you made the conscious decision to click on this thread.

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!

Jake lay off the hooch
It's like 8 am, you goof.


Your family misses you.

Plant man would win because everyone would be fighting and Plant man would probably still be in bed by the time everyone else died.

My friend got me tickets to see Bjork so I hope I don't die before that happens

Eugh. You draw pretty.