Stranger: hey how are ya?
You: Decent.
You: You?
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: just trolling you know the usual.
You: Neat.
Stranger: you know it.
You: Yeah, I think I've been on here long enough that it's about time I start doing the same.
Stranger: so ehm you from the US?
You: Oh boy, are you another one of those annoying man-children who love to berate the US and claim it's a nazi regime?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: hah
You: Nothing, nevermind.
Stranger: well no not really.
You: Good.
You: You win a gold star.
Stranger: well thank you.
Stranger: there are plenty of people on here that do that?
You: No, just two or so.
Stranger: ah
You: Well, that I've met.
Stranger: well have you heard of 4chan /b/?
You: But it seems everyone else is either a sped or a Brazilian pretending to know english.
You: You're breaking a rule!
Stranger: oh i know :)
Stranger: and thats the best part.
You: I guess so.
Stranger: and i am not a "sped" or "a Brazilian pretending to know english"
You: I gathered that.
Stranger: well i would only assume.
You: Feel free to do so from this point on.
Stranger: so im guessing you you arnt a "sped" or a Brazilian ether?
You: Last time I checked I am neither.
Stranger: and your sure of that?
You: Yes, I might be a spy though.
You: But I have to set myself on fire to check, and I don't feel like doing that at the moment.
Stranger: hmm. we may have to take care of that.
Stranger: going to an hero?
You: Nah, I got some sentries to sap first.
Stranger: then next?
You: Then I'll probably switch classes.
Stranger: i dont know..im pretty your going to die if you do.
You: Nah, if I go Heavy and get a Medic I'll be fine.
Stranger: and if the medic dies?
You: Well, it depends.
Stranger: say you got attacked from the left and the right and the medic was on the right while you were on the left?
You: That wouldn't happen, the Medic knows his place is always behind me.
Stranger: ok so
Stranger: then
Stranger: if you were teleported to the artic and the medic was killed and you found a way back to only find the medic dead?
You: I'd wait for a new one, and if I get hurt while waiting I'll just snack on my sanvich.
Stranger: mhmm. well sounds like you got it worked out.
You: I don't think the engineer's teleporters could go that far though anyway.
Stranger: but say over 9000 spys attacked you?
Stranger: then what?
You: It depends.
Stranger: on?
You: Are they crab spys?
Stranger: no squid spys
You: Do I have a dispenser near by?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: and they have ink pockets loaded and ready to fire.
You: That wouldn't happen.
Stranger: well...
You: Uh... 'Cuz...
Stranger: then what if it did but right as it did you woke up to a 1 bed room no bath apartment in iran?
Stranger: and you were an american social worker?
You: What objects are in the room?
Stranger: a tv, a twin bed, a desk with a laptop and wireless connecter, your clothes and a camera to take pictures for your family who had to your suprise just been killed by north korea's warheads.
You: Do the beds have sheets or blankets and how clean is the room?
Stranger: you room is about as clean as a 1975 downtown street of newyork in chinatown. and yes sheets on the bed.
You: Alright, I'd take the sheets off of both of the beds, I'd tie one around my body like a robe and the other around the top of my head like a turban. Then I'd barrel roll on the ground until the sheets were sufficiently dirty enough, then I'd realize this attempt at a disguise sucks and then I'd abort that plan.
Stranger: i see. and after you aborted the plan you hear a knock at the door with lots of voices yelling "jihad jihad" whats your next move?
You: I'd reply "Wrong room!"
Stranger: but they would noice your voice was different then a normal iranian's.
You: If they inquired I would yell that they were capitalistic infidels which would make them reconsider their initial assumption.
Stranger: yes yes, then you realized that a bomb was placed under your bed and it had 20 seconds on it. your next moves would be to try and disarm it, put it at the door and hide or jump threw the window and hope to live.
You: I'd grab the bomb, open the door, and then give it to the men or man at the door as a gift.
Stranger: what if right as you opened the door the man shot you right in the right lung?
You: I'd die.
You: But I'd still beat you.
Stranger: but see i forsaw everything that happened which means im god.
You: Because your goal was to make me find no other option than to kill myself.
Stranger: possibly.
You: I still won.
Stranger: but if you won which would make me win becuase my goal was for you to die but for you to still win
You: DAMMIT! HE GOT ME!
Stranger: BOOM HEADSHOT!
You: Boom... Headshot.
Stranger: if you find the omegle thread you should put this in there because i dont have fingers to copy paste this in there
Stranger: first blood!
You: Sorry I made you pay for lunch the other day.
Stranger: well its ok i have the money but some bully beats me up for it every day. id fight back but... i cant hes football team.
You: He is football team indeed.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: مرحبا
You: NO!!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Cyber?
You: Furries okay?
Stranger: Are you a chick?
You: No, a falcon actually.
You: You can be a squirrel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heya
You: You like candy?
Stranger: i like candy
Stranger: u like pandas?
You: No.
Stranger: :(
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: ok? bye?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: hell no
You: :(
You have disconnected.

You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: tell me baby, what's your story
You: Where ya come from and where ya wanna go this time?
Stranger: oh, impressed!
Stranger: from?
You: Sorry, I have no time to impress you anymore. For I am on a quest for a HELL YEAH.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: i lose
You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
You: Oh... Wait... What?
Stranger: ##### you
You: No, ##### you.
Stranger: fuvk you buddy
You: I'm not your buddy, friend.
Stranger: i'm not your friend, guy
You: No... I'm not doing this.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey !
You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: of course
You: . . .
You: :(
You have disconnected.

You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: hi r u happy?
You: Not anymore.
You have disconnected.

You: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: Thank you.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: I'm sad.
Stranger: why is that?
You: 'Cuz the girl I liked rejected me.
You: 4 years ago.
Stranger: damn brother
Stranger: you must be really into this girl
You: 4 years ago today.
Stranger: best I can say is let her go
You: It's the anniversary of the day she broke my heart and soul.
You: I can't.
Stranger: are you convinced she's your one and only?
Stranger: because if she doesn't feel the same way, then she isn't plain and simple
You: Wow, dude.
You: You're a nice person.
You: You actually are at least pretending to care about a complete stranger.
You: Good for you.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey, do you know how to make women love you?
Stranger: be honestly
You: Wow, you just gave a complete stranger good advice.
You: Good job being an awesome person.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: Should I kill myself?
Stranger: no
You: Good job!
You: You passed the nice person test.
Stranger: well it's just the way I look at it
You: Gold star for you!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: You: Cecily?
Stranger: 幹您娘咧 肏雞掰 我是王浩宇
You: Is it okay to like guys?
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Has it always been or just recently
Stranger: Be honest
You: Well, for awhile actually.
Stranger: How old
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: A general age will do
You: young adultish.
Stranger: so around 19?
You: Somewhere around there.
Stranger: If you are unsure, there's support groups
You: Wow, dude.
You: Thanks for being socially tolerant and attempting to be helpful.
Stranger: Absolutely
Stranger: :)
You: I'm not really gay.
Stranger: Ah
You: I'm just testing people to see if they're nice or not.
You: You pass.
Stranger: Lol
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: if you're a guy. and just want sex. disconnect now.
You: Uh...
You: Wow...
Stranger: haha sorry.. thats all guys seem to want on this website.
You: You're pretty defensive, aren't you?
You: Nah.
You: I
Stranger: well no. im just wanting to talk to a normal. average. guy. not someone who wants to cyber.
You: I'm going to assume you're a girl then.
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: your a guy?
You: Alright, normal conversation, go ahead.
You: Yes, yes I am.
Stranger: haah cool.
how old are you, if you dont mine me asking Stranger.
You: Not old, not young.
Stranger: 20?
You: Around there.
Stranger: mroe or less?
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: i guess not.
Stranger: im 16.. incase you were wondering.
You: So, you wanted to have normal conversation?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: do you?
You: Sure.
You: What do 16-year-old girls talk about?
Stranger: do i have other choices?
i mean, other than a normal conversation.
Stranger: uhm, boys. nailpolish. pmsing. shavings legs. movies. stuff like that.
You: Ah.
You: Interesting. So how do boys make you feel?
You: I'm assuming you don't like most of them.
Stranger: depends on the boy.
Stranger: haha. well, if they like curves. i like them.
You: Ah.
You: So then how's nailpolish been lately?
Stranger: good. i lost my favorite one though :(
kinda makes me sad.
Stranger: it was like bright orange.
You: Ah.
You: An what's up with PMSing?
Stranger: oh you know. nothing really right now. probably something within the next weeek or so though. which im notttt looking forward to.
You: That's understandable.
You: So how about that leg shaving?
Stranger: i need to do that.
You: Ooookay, seen any good movies lately?
Stranger: yeah, i watched Toy Story tonight. what about you?
You: ...Toy Story made me lock up all my toys...
Stranger: erally?
You: Well, the first time I watched it the ending kind of frightened me.
Stranger: the christmas part?
You: No before that.
Stranger: oh.. uhm, the part where Woody and Buzz are in that bullys house?
You: Yeah, and when Woody's head starts spinning like the exorcist.
Stranger: OH< yeah. that part. it was slightly creepy.
You: 'Kay, movie talk is over!
Stranger: haha alright.
You: So, stuff?
You: Uh...
Stranger: i think im going to go..
Stranger: sorry. im tired
Stranger: and like, my eyes hurt.
You: Okay.
Stranger: yeah.. ttyl
Stranger: i liked our talk though.

Stranger: Just getting this out of the way early, I have a #####
Stranger: Hi!
You: . . .
You: You should meet a girl I just talked with.
Stranger: ORLY?
You: She kind of started out just like that.
Stranger: With a #####?
You: No, she said vagina in the place of #####.
Stranger: Nice. A girl after my own heart
Stranger: Anyway, you're no fun
You: What's with you kids these days and starting off conversations by declaring what sort of genitalia you have?
Stranger: I'm no kid
You: Compared to me you probably are.
You: You got grankids?
Stranger: 32
Stranger: Nah
You: Then pipe down, sonny.
Stranger: Didn't realise it was a competition
You: It is when you're my age.
Stranger: Sounds like you're a whinging bitch to me
You: It's called 'See if you can live longer than all your relatives and friends.'
Stranger: "Oh, look at me, I'm really old, I must know more than everyone"
You: I didn't say I knew more than you.
Stranger: Jerk!
You: Have my brain is mush anyway.
You: Sorry, half.
Stranger: So, you like dogs?
You: I did.
You: I'm too old to keep 'em these days.
Stranger: Let me guess, you didn't get along because it was younger than you?
You: No, I didn't get along because it knocked me over and nearly killed me.
Stranger: Shame it didn't succeed
You: Indeed.
Stranger: You sound like a stubborn old #####
Stranger: I like that
You: The old ##### would be my wife.
Stranger: If I live past 42, that's how I'm going to end up
You: It's like a mummy's tomb down there, I swear.
Stranger: Sweet. Does your dick smell like dead flesh afterwards?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to be, the very best...
You: Like no one ever was!
Stranger: to catch them is my real test...
You: To train them is my cause!
Stranger: i want to travel across the land
You: Searching far and wide!
Stranger: these pokemons don't understand
You: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ATER!
You: Got anything smart to say now?

Pretty sure the idea behind the post was that anyone wearing those shoes is not getting any.

Because apparently shoes dominate modern society.

Where is the Spy's cigarette?

Rise Against is cancerous.

WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

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tl;dr

But what I get from that is some idiot bought the console version of a PC game.
That you can mod.
And make actually fun.
Also, it's an FPS, and those are only good with keyboard and mouse. Only. No exceptions.

No exceptions.

If you liked No More Heroes, you should check this one out too.

This will only be funny to people who have read Watchmen.

He actually is gay, and he's not interested Sano.

Just admit your burning desire for me and we can quit this meaningless argument!

who do you think i am
i am not sano

I really love this;

Mike, that picture reminds me of how you look kind of like Donkey Kong sometimes.

Thanks Sano.