Got'cha.

I think it's about time you got another, just to even it out.

Er, I'm trying NOT to look like a female. ;;>.>

Uh... Why?

Tingle wouldn't touch a child.
He knows children are pure, they know who the strongest is.

Man, you guys never even give me a chance.

Well, you're a... a... uh... A GIRL! Oh burn! Scratch mode! Zing!

Well, it's very good, the story I mean, but how bout we stay as mushrooms in the human dimension?

That was the plan. I use regular time traveling/dimension hopping rules, not the LoZOoT/LoZLttP time traveling/dimension hopping rules.

Anyways, Mikey, all you need to know is we tricked the Matriarch, and now we're going back in time to make Nova a girl. Sano logic is best logic.

Aaaaand! To another Dimension!

Dude, the Final Boss is Earth. EARTH!

I thought it was pretty good, I'd have to say I thought it was the best game of the Virtual Console, due to the fact that it's one of the first games on the Virtual Console that I've never played. I still think it's pretty good.

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

Also, I call the next one.

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STORY JAM!

"Sorry, but it's another robot." The futuristic stranger said as he sighed as he dashed for the exit with WIND right behind him. "But, it's not a giant robot this time."
The pair exited the crumbling door of the NMO building as it broke off its' hinges as they pushed it.
"So where's this weapon that's going to save us all?" WIND yelled over the sound of the ominous wind and the growing chaos that consumed the field they now stood in.
"It doesn't exist yet." Sano said slowly as he pulled out a futuristic gun and pointed it in the direction of the Matriarch. "Now hush up, I have to make this shot count."
WIND's jaw dropped, as the hovering robot that had come with Sano flew close to Jake as the Matriarch was slowly floating towards him.
"Now now Jake, it's time for you to become a part of me, you'll like it, you'll never get lonely." hissed the Matriarch as it suddenly stopped its' approach.
In the blink of an eye the Matriarch had Jake within three of its' tentacles. Jake was in shock, he couldn't move, he couldn't scream, he could only watch in horror. Was there no hope for him?
"Get ready Hattron!" Sano suddenly shouted as his small weapon made a quiet clicking sound.
Suddenly a huge burst of light shot forth from the tiny device. The giant bolt hit the Matriarch in a spectacular flash of light, but when the light cleared the Matriarch was still there, in one peice, without a scratch on it. Wait, it had been frozen! It was stuck in it's tracks, it seemed the small area around it was frozen, time had frozen for the Matriarch.
As quickly as the Matriarch had frozen the small robot flew up to the three frozen tentacles that were wrapped tightly around Jake. Suddenly a small buzz saw shot forth from the robot, it cut the three disgusting tentacles as if they were rice paper. The buzz saw retracted, but as quickly as it left a metallic hand shot out of the small robot. The hand grabbed Jake as the robot quickly began flying back towards Sano and WIND. Jake was still flabbergasted and paralyzed.
Sano quickly pressed a few buttons on his tiny gun and pointed it at nothing. The gun made a whirling noise and from it came a portal. Sano entered the portal. In a second he stuck a portion of himself out of the portal.
"Yeah, I set it right. WIND! Hattron! Come on, we've only got a few more seconds!" Sano commanded.
"Woah! Hold on! What's this plan of yours Mr.SparklepantsMcfutureSano!?" WIND inquired as Hattron flew past him into the portal carrying Jake.
"Fine, I'll give you the abridged version! You, me and Jake need to go back to the past, the past in a different dimension in which we are all humans! We must go back to the day before Dr.Wily built Novaman! We're going to switch Novaman's blueprints with a different design that I came up with, then we're going to travel to a few weeks later and persuade the new product to come with us, well, that's step one of the plan, I really don't have time to tell you the rest!" Sano said as sweat began forming on his forehead, time was running out, the portal was closing and the Matriarch had begun twitching, the time vortex around it had begun correcting on its' own.
WIND sighed and jumped into the portal. Merely a fraction of a second after the portal closed in a flash of light. A few seconds after that the time space around the Matriarch began flowing correctly again.
"What the hell was that!?" the Matriarch exclaimed as it looked from left to right. "Eh, whatever." it shrugged. Then the Matriarch looked back to its' tentacles in which it had once held Jake, but it instantly noticed he was gone and three of its' tentacles were laying before it on the ground. "OH! WHAT THE CRAP!" the Matriarch exclaimed.
Meanwhile in the time stream; Jake, Sano, Hattron, and WIND were gently flying backwards through time.
"So... What are you going to switch the original Novaman blue prints with?" asked WIND out of boredom. WIND was bored, because as fun as time travel sounds the traveling portion is very boring.
"Oh yeah, here it is, I think I did pretty good with this drawing." Sano smiled and handed WIND a peice of paper with a drawing on it. "Pretty sexy, huh?" Sano laughed.
WIND groaned, and with that groan began Chapter 3 of The NMO JAM. Part 3, Fungus in Time, the epic story of 3 mushrooms, 2 hats, and a very sexy robot girl.

Um... Yeah. You've been at MMM during some of the Holiday seasons gone by. Haven't you seen him drawing pictures of his plans to murder Santa Claus? Total Jew.

I like roaming the overworld more too, but I still like the dungeons. Gotta love the puzzles.

Yeah, exploring the overworld for the first time is the high point of the game for me usually.

Dude, not funny, Lunche is jewish.

Uh... Mikero, you don't even wear pants.

That's a pretty nice Nova Man Mox.

Heh, weren't you the one who originally made Novaman's design?

Great, want a cookie?

: Vinchenz Rock   6 January 2008, 20:22:29

You mean Tingle's Freshly Picked: Rosy Coloured Rupee Land?

Wait, that was never released there?

You mean Europe got it!?

Oh my gawd, liek the mall?

No, there's a remake of Balloon Fight with Tingle's face slapped on it. Seriously, look it up.

Damn! Not here...

Actually that's a common misconception, there are actually plenty of women on the internet... Oh, who am I kidding.

Sucks to be you.
I have to go back to school tomorrow, just like everyone else. I'm greatly annoyed by this.

Speaking of Snake, one thing that's been bugging me, shouldn't Konami be kissing Nintendo's ass with exclusive Metal Gear games pretty soon? Same thing with Sega, except don't because Sonic games suck now.

The first dungeon was lame anyway, the dungeons were the low point for me, like most LoZ game, the dungeons always bore me, until the mini-boss or boss fights, those are fun, but I much more enjoy traveling around the overworld.
Enough about Majora's Mask. How about Tingle's Balloon Fight? I wish that game would localize in America.

Don't say that! Dear god don't say that!

Reeeeally? Chris Crocker does more than cry?

Don't make me make a fake webpoll...

I'd cry like Chris Crocker if it were to be delayed again.

You need something to make the viewers like you more, haven't you seen the webpoll? You're everyone's least favorite character in this series.

Oh the Hijinks!

Nova can only come back if he's a sexy fembot or something cool like that. Like someone said a few pages ago 'this JAM needs women.'

Hey, at least it wasn't a dream like all the other times.

The Polish.

Nice save WIND.

I thought they were blue. This whole site is blue.

Germans.

We don't make Kaiba/Abe jokes anymore?

This is nothing like Yu-Gi-oh.

What about Abe?

Indeed, lots of sucks for me.

Yeah, I know, I seem to have that effect on... men. :'(

Yeah, that's what it looks like doesn't it? In reality me and Lunche are some kind of strange ray on a quadratic equation divided by 'X' squared. It's like Tom and Jerry. I don't know how I know, I just know that I know. You know? I feel like we're are pals or something. We're friendly enough that Lunche knows he can use me as comical relief in MMM related works of fiction without me getting mad. That's friendship, right?
You know what I'm saying? In a way Lunche helped me carve out my own space on MMM, so now even newbish people who weren't around before I was banned last time know I'm the crazy, fun guy or something. You know, I owe him a little for giving me that last push into the community after a year or two of just being an awkward bystander on the old board. I mean if it wasn't for Lunche people like WIND wouldn't know to call me names that have the word 'muffin' in it, even though I've been trying to wash myself clean of any comparison to that certain delicious baked good. It's like that one time on Yu-Gi-Oh, the episode where they win at a children's card game by believing in themselves. Believing in each other as they believed in themselves believing in others. I'd continue this explanation by referencing Gurren Lagann but that would make Mike mad. So, that's all I'm going to say about me and Lunche. Understand?

Yeah, but it makes me feel cool if I pretend I'm him and he's me.

What? Your obscure references have become too obscure for me to understand. Pull it back a bit. Wait a minute... Slippy?

Kim Possible.

What about American Dragon? It was cool before the art direction went to hell.

You really haven't heard the term? Seriously?

It basically means noisy whining and complaining  because someone has, God forbid, made fun of you.

See, that's what I like about you Lunche, every time I interact with you I learn.

Butthurt?
Are you just attaching nouns to words that could be an adjective or a verb at random?

Gems? Really? Name a few.

Ah yes, 2008. The year when a ##### load of neat stuff comes out.

Like the Iron Man movie (Marvel made it on it's own, no Fox or Sony to muck it up, looks promising), The Dark knight comes out (Looks promising), the new Hellboy movie, Super Smash Bros, Brawl, No More Heroes, Dan Slott writing Spider-Man...


It's going to be a good year.

You aren't allowed to look forward to or enjoy anything that I look forward to or enjoy.

Way to make an ass out of yourself, Lunche.

Are you kidding? Disney channel is made by Nazis, everything on it sucks.